Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:03:33 AM No.212502153
>“Dayum Liley! Yo white ass finna be packin’ cake, naw I’m sayin? I’d hit that shit from behind fo sho!” Severus Snape exclaimed while Lily Evans giggled as they sat at breakfast in the Great Hall. James watched and listened to Snape’s ebonic wooing with a seething rage, the monster in his chest growled and muttered crime and domestic abuse statistics categorized by race. At the head table, Dumbledore quietly surveyed the scene. He rose and with a flourish of his wand conjured a rope which wrapped itself about Snape’s neck. “Winguardium Leviosa!” He cried and with a swish and flick the rope jolted Snape into the air. Snape only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Slytherin table. He stretched his legs frantically as he fought for air, wheezing out “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”. The whole hall erupted into cheers as students pelted Snape’s body with stones as it swung in the gentle Hogwarts breeze.
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