Thread 212504195 - /tv/ [Archived: 831 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:10:04 AM No.212504195
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>I AM NOT GAY!! THE RUMOURS ARE RUBBISH. THE ALLEGATIONS FALSE. THERE IS NO PROOF. IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY. THEY’VE BEEN FOOLING AROUND WITH POLYJUICE POTIONS, PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN AND LETTING SOME OF THE OTHER STUDENTS,
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:14:32 AM No.212504328
>>212504195 (OP)
Low effort Potter poster from the tranny jeet using his Obama phone. Guaranteed nobody replies after this post— all fields.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:27:06 AM No.212504657
LOL
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:27:27 AM No.212504664
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:48:39 AM No.212505169
what a homo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:14:27 AM No.212505752
>>212504195 (OP)
Shameless self bump
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:17:43 AM No.212505834
>>212504328
>HAAAAARRRRY POTTER DID YOU REDEEM YOUR POST IN THE GOBLET OF 4CHAN" dumbledore roared, shaking the very foundations of the wizarding world, calmly.
>"No sir," Harry answered promptly "it was a paki"
>Dumbledore looked in half-amazement, took a deep breath to calm himself , and screamed racial expletives so strong that somewhere , in the middle of getting pounded by 20 inch ginger cock in the library, hermione granger winced in the throes of white woman-POC empathy.
>" CURRY MUNCHER!, TUMERIC HUFFER!" dumbledore exclaimed "DIAGON ALLEY SHITTER! LITERAL MUD-BLOOD! DOOKIE THE HOUSE ELF! HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SMELLED"
>"Whats more," Harry added whilst handing dumbledore his phone midst the tirade, "He sent us the ransom demands"
>Dumbledore squinted his eyes, slowly reading through the contents of the electronic letter that the poster had sent him, and then proceeded to get even angrier.
>"SIX MILLION GOLDEN GALLEONS!? WHAT KIND OF MONEY DOES HE THINK HOGWARTS HAS? WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING AS IT IS, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE GOBLINS OVER? SLAVERY IS ECONOMICAL, POTTER! And whats more...he wants to meet a certain "Bob" and "Virginia"!? Who on earth are these people? Could he talking about Robert Dunsley from Ravenclaw? Goodness knows, potter, all i know is i cant pay this up!"
>Harry nodded in agreement, "i guess you have to take extreme measures , sir?"
>"INDEED I WILL. Potter, contact Moaning myrtle and ask her to coax the indian students from their natural habitat- she lives there after all, and bring them to me. I PROMISE YOU i will have them strung up like chicken ready to be made into butter masala if they dont reveal which one of them it was. ILL STARVE THE LOT OF THEM, OR MY NAME ISNT ALBUS WINSTON CHURCHILL BRIAN DUMBLEDORE THE 2ND"
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:12:22 AM No.212507296
>>212505834
Kek
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:14:03 AM No.212507336
>>212504328
Glad to see I've started a trend here.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:21:30 AM No.212507555
>>212507336
>at least I’ve done something with my life!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:23:57 AM No.212507614
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>I AM NOT GAY!! THE RUMOURS ARE RUBBISH. THE ALLEGATIONS FALSE. THERE IS NO PROOF. IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY. THEY’VE BEEN FOOLING AROUND WITH POLYJUICE POTIONS, PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN AND LETTING SOME OF THE OTHER STUDENTS,
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:24:29 AM No.212507628
>>212507614
Based
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:24:44 AM No.212507634
>>212504195 (OP)
>he said calmly
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:25:11 AM No.212507647
>>212507614
you are actually worse than indians, and browner
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:25:21 AM No.212507649
>>212504195 (OP)
legit lol. It's like a sequel to your earlier post. Here's a (You) for your troubles.