Why did Taylor's hollywood career fail? She literally has every advantage in the world

She's the most beautifullest woman in this world. Shame her music sucks ass!

>>212504992 (OP)
i’m sure she could have a successful blacked career

>>212505040
https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/taylor-swift

This woman's fucked a hockey team amount of men. Not a single kang and that makes them seethe.

>>212504992 (OP)
As she looks much like this character, Taylor Swift has at least one more serious chance to make it in cinema. If they ever get around to a new live-action version of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXmGxRfC014

>>212504992 (OP)
Some foids are only good at short form charisma. They are like glorified photography models. Motion models. Katy Perry, Taylor, probably Sabrina Carpenter.

It takes a master blacksmith to make use of a anvil.

>>212504992 (OP)
Maybe make her be casted as Princess Zelda? Yes, Taylor Swift is about a decade older than they are going for, but she still has youthful looks.

Acting is kind of gay and boring, why would you decide to be on set for 12 hours a day for weeks on end when you could make infinitely more money off a few concerts ?

>>212504992 (OP)
Release the butthole cut!

>>212504992 (OP)
can't act. should've gone the beyonce route of Dreamgirls. pop star playing popstar is better than creepy CGI cat

>>212505555
she can't really dance + perform either. best on piano

Does this bitch ever close her mouth?!?

>>212504992 (OP)
>>212505308
that's a man.................................

>>212504992 (OP)
she held back the CATS butthole version
she lost all her hollywood goodwill

>>212504992 (OP)
Didn't goon nudist.

>>212505737
Don’t care

>>212505737
How can i look like him?

>>212504992 (OP)
she has no sex appeal lol

>>212504992 (OP)
Sadly she's walled as fuck. She's like 35 and childless, she'll just go insane in a couple of years

I LOVE MOMMY TAYTAY!!!

>>212505084
well duh groids are repulsive, even to their own women

>>212504992 (OP)
Post her boots and leather outfits.

>>212504992 (OP)
>>212505884
Is Taylor considered naturally a brunette with light brown hair, or blond, with dark blond hair?

How come Michael Jackson didn't do any movies? It seems like he really wanted to, supposedly tried to be the villain in Silence of the Lambs, etc. But nobody wanted him to?

>>212504992 (OP)
Looks like a tranny

bolt-ons

she is too famous as herself to really disappear in any role. maybe if she used that slicked back hairstyle she wore once.

>>212504992 (OP)
As she looks much like this character, Taylor Swift has at least one more serious chance to make it in cinema. If they ever get around to a new live-action version of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaH6cOR8NKc

>>212504992 (OP)
unfortunately she's too old to play Griffith now, what a wasted opportunity

her acting is very good in her music videos

>>212504992 (OP)
Because she supports Trump and the MAGA movement. Instant cancellation in Hollywood.

>>212508050
Lots of people in Hollywood are pro Trump and lie about it. A good chunk of the dogshit anti-Trump jokes in lib media are by people trying way too hard to hide their beliefs.

>>212505737
Taylor Swift is the only tranny I would ever date.

Acting is a lot less lucrative and a lot more work compared to being a pop singer.

There's a reason why every single child actress attempts to pivot to a career as a pop star.

>>212508050
she endorsed cameltoe you retard

>>212505176
this she is actually quite akward for a singer/dancer, she is a smidge too tall for acting too. i'm sure she could figure it out but she'd be a b movie actress at best

>>212504992 (OP)
what i wouldnt do as an Indian chad to suck on those mily white breasts

>>212505512
>casted
ESL outs themselves every time

>>212508050
she literally doesn't though

>>212504992 (OP)
There are things money can't buy
-her acting is really wooden.
-she has no screen presence, comes off as someone shy who has special needs.
-her popularity is a massive overrated meme, like with most singers, outside of their circle, they have no real pull influence for a movie.

Her rack is getting bigger.
She likes cats.
She has bad taste in men.
2 out of 3 ain't bad.

>>212504992 (OP)
Tay Tots n Cots

>>212505737
>>212505818
>>212505884
>>212506801
>>212508187
You will never pass

she is awkward; she doesn't have the "rizz" as zoomers say.

It’s a lot easier to fake skills as a singer. Just have someone write your songs for you and don’t play live.
You can’t really fake your acting skills or presence.

>u r a tranny
>no u r a tranny
>no u
>nuh uh u r
I hope you all die

>>212504992 (OP)
who the hell cares

>>212509882
>Just have someone write your songs for you and don’t play live.
Neither applies to Taylor

>>212510202
They kinda do.

>>212508345
>he didn't post a picture of her marked ballot
she's a billionaire, use your brain

>>212505084
>This woman's fucked a hockey team amount of men.
America's Sweetheart has a CONFIRMED double-digit body-count.

>>212510343
Hate her, but no. All her songs are boring, because she's writing them herself.

>>212505134
She looks nothing like that

>>212510837
half of these are beards
lol

LOL so much incel cope up in here.

Tay is beautiful, talented and just wrapped up a record-breaking world tour. Why the hell would she be bothered with trying to get a movie career going?

>>212504992 (OP)
Ugly feet. Bad titjob.

>her boobs are growing even bigger
Tick tock

>>212505016
wrong and wrong.
pic related is the most beautiful and taylor has some kino songs. listen to carolina or cowboy like me

>>212514577
Moves only a dude can make.

>>212514283
she has cute feet though

>>212515162
how do women wear these fucking shoes man. it hurts to even look at them

>>212504992 (OP)
Because she can't act. Can't really sing either, all of her songs are very basic and low energy since she can't really hit any high notes and has mediocre singing technique. The only positive thing I have to say about her is that at least she writers her own music, which automatically puts her above the likes of Katy Perry and Sabrina Carpenter, who are manufactured pop stars completely made by their producers.

>>212504992 (OP)
>>212505308
Make the ai video where they get jizzied on

>>212515206
It's not so bad once you get used to them. The tendons in your feet readjust.

>>212505016
I'm always impressed how those who own the media can tell the great masses that white is black and up is down, and they believe it with all their hearts. Like this example where a 6/10 is proclaimed as super beautiful and desirable. And they believe it. With all their hearts and minds. Even though a 6/10 is staring them in the face.

>>212515272

She doesn't write her own music, she "writes her own music." Pop singers know how important it is to get credited as a writer on their songs now so they make damn sure they do whether they actually did anything or not.

Doesn't really matter since all her good hits were pre 2017. Since then it's been mumblepop.

>>212504992 (OP)
Generic white girl with bad posture.

>>212510837
She's the reason every woman is Chad-only now.

>>212515322
>Lanky white with no ass
>Big ass hot curvy latina
Damnn whites get mogged hard.

>>212504992 (OP)
She can't act, that's why. She tried and had the brains to realize it wasn't for her and selling out fucking stadiums was more worth the time and money.

Country pop tay tay was the best

>>212505084
Yes, usually people date and have sex. Im sure that's the case for the both of us.

>>212504992 (OP)
I love her all natties!

>212505084
Yes, usually people date and have sex. Im sure that's not the case for the both of us.

>>212514505
for me it's betty and state of grace

>>212514577
>>212514754
She is too tall and lanky

>>212515285
She's not a teen anymore, current Taylor is an easy 8/10 on a bad day

>>212507091
>she is too famous as herself to really disappear in any role.
This is always going to be a thing for a pop star moving into film but some have managed it.

Should look at the success stories and see how they did it.

— Whitney Houston
She was OK in that Kevin Costner thing wasn't she? The Bodyguard. The trick was basically playing herself. (The best Bodyguard story I've heard is that Madonna really wanted to play Rachel, but Kevin quietly vetoed the plan, because of her screwing him over with that backstage video where he said her show was neat. What a bitch M. truly is. Mind you not sure she could have sung the song.)

— Bjork
She was pretty good in Dancer In The Dark. Didn't she win the actress prize at Cannes and then never pick it up? Go Bjork, you insane little inuit pixie. I love Bjork.

Notice how both of those were just one-offs. That's the trick. Star in one film, get lucky, don't risk it again.

>>212517773
Lady Gaga managed to pull this off fairly well. And she was/is a superstar singer.

>>212510202
>>212505884
kinda like the new Stacymaxxing Swift

>>212515322
Just like my wife

>>212515995
>>Big ass hot curvy latina
Not sure if retard or retard.

>>212516431
also mad woman and epiphany

>>212517983
Most of them aren't even cute

>>212516431
>>212518176
oh and invisible string
and the very first night
and holy ground

>>212505084
are you seriously implying tay doesn't have half a dozen donkey dicked niggers on stand-by at all time to pound that puny pussy whenever she's bored

>>212512717
>half
try ALL

>>212504992 (OP)
The moment she gets married is the moment women stop being promiscuous whores.

>>212518796
Taylor Swift is never getting married confirmed.

>>212518648
Yeah, I thought it was sort of an open secret she was a lesbian. Or "bisexual", i.e. “lesbian but doesn't want to admit it full out”.

>>212515362
>tom hiddleston
>chad

>>212504992 (OP)
>>212504992 (OP)

(((They're))) soo desperate to shove female characters in our face but ignore one of their greatest, DAZZLER!!! They should have cast Taylor Swift in the role and hire Gaspar Noe to Direct!!!FACT!!!

>>212510837
>unofficial
americans cannot stop projecting their racetraitor fantasies
literally impossible for them
wonder what causes this psychosis

>>212504992 (OP)
thats a man

>>212514505
honestly your simping for trachenberg is pathetic. no one gives two fucks about this mid bitch for her entire career but now that she's dead and has entered your zoomie hemisphere, she's god's gift to broccoli haired men. reminds me of when brittany murphy died and the simps came crawling out like cockroaches. get a fucking life, dude. or better yet, get a waifu that's actually alive.

>>212519152
He liked rescue rangers as a kid leave anon alone.

>>212504992 (OP)

Don't know if anyone noticed it but late last year you would see entire shelves filled with Taylor Swift magazines everywhere.

Then because she wouldn't put on a show to help support Kamala Harris suddenly the media turned on her and attacked her for causing her to lose and why you didn't see a single piece of TS material anywhere for at least several months in protest but now that all is said and done she's everywhere again because she makes people money!!!FACT!!!

>>212519093

Forgot pic!!!FACT!!!

>>212519018
no, its just an idiotic rumor people like you keep spreading

>>212514577
looks like my uncle off his nut down the local

>>212519152
don't care about the opinions of faggots

>>212515285
>>212517168
She peaked at 15.
When is the last time she was seen? She looks like a soccer mom whale now.

>>212519206
The media backlash was real but didn't last months, it was like 2 weeks maybe and didn't make a real dent in her image. Only the most out of touch of liberal boomers blamed her for the election, nobody who gives a shit what Swift thinks was gonna vote for Trump anyway. The show wouldn't have changed anything.

>>212518519
This. The complete lack of evidence for coalburning means she's definitely fucking niggers.

>>212518519
Anon you sincerely have a very warped sense of reality, and it has nothing to do with the fact that celebrities living hyper lavish and pampered lives but everything to do with you being a hopeless porn addict.

>>212515285
I like her body of work. 5'10 is the ideal female height

>>212519320
>nobody who gives a shit what Swift thinks was gonna vote for Trump anyway
i consider myself a taylor swift fan and i voted for trump. but i really dont give a shit what she thinks or about her personal life at all though

>>212510202
i wonder what her bowel movements are like?

>>212515162
>>212515206
i love feet, but i think heels are stupid. i like being the taller one, half the time chicks wear such big heels they go from 5'4 to damn near my height kek

>>212520522
they should be over my face

>>212515272
yeah she has a very weak voice

>>212520282
>but i really dont give a shit what she thinks or about her personal life at all though
That's kinda my point, being a fan of her music and giving a shit what she thinks are two different things.

>>212520722
>what she thinks
She's a country girl from Tennessee. She "supports"/pushes the DNC agenda because she's told to.

>>212520956
shes from pennsylvania

>>212505176
Her tour she just made over a billion dollars had her doing 3 hour sets a night and maintaining the audience. That's Metallica level

>>212506788
He did. Moonwalker. Its about Joe pesci getting children on heroine, and mj was a alien cyborg with super powers whi saves them.
They even made a fucking arcade game of it
What are you, 15?

>>212520956
The country girl shit is an affectation, like Arianna Grande pretending to be hispanic.

>>212508601
>her popularity is a massive overrated meme, like with most singers, outside of their circle, they have no real pull influence for a movie
This. She might be grossing a lot of fucking money on concerts but she has very little cultural influence outside her teenie girl fans.
I can't name a single song of hers and I can't recognize her at sight without someone telling me it's her. I can only assume it's like that for anyone who doesn't like her music specifically.
Compare that to the pull a movie would have had if MJ was the main star. It's a completely different league.

>>212504992 (OP)
Its funny how much her existence makes people seethe and rattles their brains
She's got a movie she wants to make, the premise and characters arent a secret at all. Prolly could at this point, but she keeps herself constantly working (maybe some of you neets should try that).
But I don't see her acting in it.i think she cast someone else in a music video for one the songs to it. Maybe she'll use one of Jeff Jarretts daughters again

>>212520956
>Taylor Swift
>country girl
She's a suburbanite from a major city. There's nothing country about Taylor Swift.

>>212521090
>three ENTIRE hours
Woaah

Also come on bro even if you liked her vapid shit she lip synced the whole thing

This is now a thread for real musicians only
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=89LPVXrm_Ic

>>212514577
KEK looks my grandma dancing.

>>212515322
>that fucking picture
if only you knew how good things used to be

>>212504992 (OP)
Chose two lousy projects and makes way more money releasing music and doing worldwide tours

>>212521269
Her dad is a hedge fund manager and she grew up in a mansion estate near Villanova in PA. Her career was purchased from the beginning

>>212515206
Puts a large percentage of the manlet population out of play but just as importantly, it firms up the butt.

>you will never work in this business again

>>212517983
She got a little fat a few years ago but right now she's fucking perfect

>>212522159
she got old now
she was good in her "fat" phase

>>212522159
I wonder if she had a miscarriage

>>212522227
Mommy please stomp on my balls

>>212521376
dumb take. 3 hours is a long fucking time for a concert and she doesnt lip sync

>>212521376
>she lip synced the whole thing
She's clearly singing live if you watch any clip from the tour man, why are you lying lmao

>>212522320
Why would she even need to lip sync she has like a 1.5 octave range and does zero technical runs. Every song is a sing along for the audience because of this.

>>212504992 (OP)
I honestly wonder if Hollywood just hates her
She had a leading role in Amsterdam but was dispatched so quickly that I thought it was a joke, I think they just don't take her seriously and used her as a marketing stunt

>>212504992 (OP)
I hate these assclowns who think they're ready to be big movie stars just because a bunch of music producers and marketers manufactured their music careers.

>>212504992 (OP)
except talent

>>212522227
Her fat phase was the reputation/era where she looked like a pig. I like sticc taylor but current thicc tay is her peak form imo

>>212522291
No it's not. Der Ring des Nibelungen is a long concert, which takes four days.

>>212522320
Wings of Pegasus analyzed the audio and proved she lip synced, get over it swiftGPT bots. All your favorite shit ass pop artists lip sync and have been for decades, which is part of why i bothered to post that clip (Zappa makes a lil "dig" at BST at like 3:50)

>>212522357
Shit's that bad

>>212522480
This is so much hotter I want her to squeeze my head with those thighs and suffocate me in her pussy

>>212522507
If you wanted to mock lip syncers then post prime mariah carey. She did unplugged specifically because people were talking shit and saying she couldn't sing it live
https://youtu.be/h4abd6m71hk?si=5wb-uCtvpR95b6xQ

>>212522507
>B-but muh youtuber said so
lmao alright i got you, so she went into the studio and recorded shittier versions of her songs where her voice sounds terrible and decided to lip sync to that. Sorry man i have eyes and ears.

>>212522640
https://youtu.be/FvVnP8G6ITs?si=ON6J0plu66tl0ew5
She isn't good anon. I wouldn't think she would need to lip sync unless she had to due to a cold or something. She has no range, no power, no technical chops. She's been playing guitar and piano for like 18 years and still just strums open chords. Male country stars are mocked for this.

>>212522588
I'm not gay i don't listen to mariah carey

>>212522640
Lmao
>I SAW that magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, I'll stick with what my eyes tell me.

I bet your ears can't even discern an interval of a fifth from an octave. I'll stick with the software pitch analysis.

>>212522776
Brother you're definately gay, you listen to frank zappa

>>212522759
Also on piano I have never seen her play a black key. Which means she only knows how to play in C.

>>212522833
I AIN'T QUEER
I AIN'T GAYYY

https://youtu.be/gSUHGcVda0g?t=276

>>212523032
Man I hate this boomer proto-reddit shit it would be so much better with an even moderately competent singer. Same as this, I wish they had somebody like jonny craig to sing for them but he's too retarded.
https://youtu.be/O2F0oTqfL3E?si=O41DiZDQzOPvSQ_r

>>212523257
>boomer proto-reddit
We just using words now, huh? No cap on g skibbidity bibbity

>>212504992 (OP)
>Taylor Shit.

>>212523257
Also you know Zappa had more dedicated singers but he wrote the song for Bozzio who's really a drummer first and foremost to sing. He liked to make all his musicians do whatever they could. That was also a matter of only being able to pay so many people so much money to perform the material live.

>>212523401
Captain beefheart and zappa are both for reddit boomers. Neither released anything good because they were hobbled by having no singer. Technicially proficient artists with the ability to actually sing well enough sold records like steely dan or michael mcdonald. Zappa and beefheart were for the losers. And there is some better fusion but it leans into funk rather than noodly chord/rythym/key changes for no reason while squacking like a chicken.
https://youtu.be/UNR-siiH_ek?si=DwA6B6k0C8PCgxBK

The greatest crime ever is that pic rel never became a movie star. She remains one of, if not THE hottest chick I’ve ever seen

>>212523562
This is so ignorant and plainly divorced from reality you're not worth continuing to respond. You have some weird hangup I can't begin to diagnose. Maybe your Dad banged your sister in the toolshed to Zappa?

>>212522507
>No it's not. Der Ring des Nibelungen is a long concert, which takes four days.
ridiculous comparison. the standard length for a concert these days is less than 90 minutes

>>212522507
>Wings of Pegasus analyzed the audio and proved she lip synced,
>https://youtu.be/65UDW7tzvro
any non retard can listen and tell thats her live voice

>https://youtu.be/LpjV0AoIAWQ
she was even singing live back in 2011

>>212523619
You might like Helen Mirren in 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Similar vibe.

>>212524103
Is that a tattoo down her left arm?

>>212523949
Maybe for "acts" selling musico-industrial product which indeed comprises the majority of concerts --- that may very well be the standard in your sense of the word but that IS no standard by which we should measure ourselves.

I've never been to a real concert that wasn't at least 2 1/2 and of course they're playing material that's actually difficult

>>212523984
Bro it's pitch corrected

>>212504992 (OP)

In answer to OPs fake cover question for a taylor swift thread. He acting career did not fail she was very cautious in the roles she chose, appearing in small roles in movies like 'Valentines Day' TVs CSI even in Cats her characters role was deliberately reduced to just a singing cameo. In Amsterdam she had a small role getting thrown under a bus. Her team wanted to limit her exposure to possible bad reviews of her acting. She has never starred in anything even a TV show. They are waiting for the right role for her that fits her image and personality. As the careers of frank sinatra and lady gaga show almost anybody with no formal training can act giving the right role and direction. Her music career has gone about as well as possible and if she starred in a movie that flopped it might lose her some music fans. She is waiting till her music career enters the legacy phase to risk acting.

>>212514577
what other anons fail to realize is all the white girls in the audience dance like this too, with only a few exceptions
she's a role model for a generation of spinsters

>>212504992 (OP)
People will say that it's because she can't act and isn't charismatic on the big screen but neither are 99% of the new generation of Hollywood stars so I think they just didn't want to give her any good roles.

>>212523619
Crazy I just replayed this campaign last weekend and there’s my love again

>>212524193
marker, she wrote something down her arm on that tour
>>212524205
>Bro it's pitch corrected
i thought she wasnt singing live though?
and no, its not pitch corrected.
explain this one >>212524103

>>212524518
>marker, she wrote something down her arm on that tour
Okie, marker down arm is sort of endearing.

>>212523619
Who is this?

>>212523825
Name one song with a good hook. They were incapable of writing one.

>>212522640
holy fucking retard

>>212522759

what she lacks in music virtuoso skill she makes up for in self confidence. How many pop stars are willing to grab a guitar or sit down at a piano to play their own songs ?

https://youtu.be/QSnBBpQ9i2I

>>212525130
Peaches en Regalia

>>212523984
Not him but I can also hear the pitch correction. The bent notes sound unatural. It sounds post processed in general

>>212525195
It's the industry standard for pop acts to mime to pitch-corrected vocal tracks and usually full instrumental backing tracks. People either don't give a shit or react like the Switfie homo in this thread who was just told there's no gay Santa Claus.

>>212524518
Not playing this stupid game with you where I can spend my whole day debunking every piece of shit video you can dig up. The eras tour was pitched corrected, the singing was fake, qed

>>212525191
There is no hook to this. It's just boring noodling.

>>212525265
boomer retard

>>212525176
Idk how many. That fat white r&b singer does it although he can't play anything.
https://youtu.be/LKRTvOw9gqw?si=VyOASauDTrqp3H70
Then this fat country rock can solo guitar while travis picking the whole thing
https://youtu.be/ub-eotD3TNY?si=LgfNUyjC2zO0OKYj
Then this bluegrass guy can do it
https://youtu.be/VFEZOjtrwls?si=AZV03P_fHP9JvyNu
https://youtu.be/ub-eotD3TNY?si=UPbr9t_FLg7Dq-eL

>>212506788
He was in the Wiz

>>212506788
He was in men in black

>>212510837
Only 14? That's like a month's worth of partners for the average woman nowadays

>>212525585
For being like 35 and unmarried it's not bad at all

>>212525631
Taylor is pure. PURE!

>>212516431
Based State of Grace enjoyer

>>212504992 (OP)
didn't want to do capeshit i guess.
She probably didn't enjoy it. Acting in holywood involves a lot of waiting around.

>>212525734
She doesn't need the money. Her dad is a hedge fund manager and invests all her assets and she will only get richer even if she stops her career completely.

>>212525130
Zappa never made music to appeal to the masses or get rich by pandering to hook-driven taste. You have to understand his approach came not just from blues and r&b with which he grew up, or more rock sensibility which became current, but from an avant garde tradition stemming from guys like Varèse. Truthfully it's not for everyone.

I'm sure he'd have done even uglier shit if he didnt have bills to pay.

>>212525387
I'm 20

>>212525298
Hooks are for fish. Also you have bad ears. You literally aren't equipped to process what you're hearing, certainly not from a diet of swift and whatever else you like.

It's not noodling. You have ears as shit as John Lennon, who once went on stage with Zappa and thought he joined into some kind of noisy "Jam Rag" instead of a carefully rehearsed piece, jam rag being what he tried to title it when he put it on one of hisbown albums without even crediting zappa.

Your case aside, Hot Rats achieved wide popular acclaim in it's day.

If you really want to learn more you can always peruse some analysis on youtube to try and broaden your musical sensibilities, spice things up maybe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdAkpgms-FI

>>212525903
Those who can't, can't. Simple as.

>>212525585
less than one a year

impressive.. very nice

>>212526001
You're right, you CAN'T hear

>>212525903
>I'm 20
lol like im going to listen to the opinion of a broccoli haired zoomer faggot

>>212526070
I know it's embarrassing getting dunked on by someone 15 years younger than you, but you'll get over it.

>>212526065
I can and I know what they're doing and it's boring.
https://youtu.be/6Gha9xrM10w?si=77Dk2nYHp5BPejZk

>>212526147
You can lie to me but don't lie to yourself

>>212526117
the only dunking you do is your micro dick into some faggots ass

>>212526181
You're defending a worse version of jacob collier right now. And collier sings with the timbre of a deaf guy you trained to hit the notes in rock band.

>>212510837
I feel like Travis exclusively has rough doggy style with her

>>212526289
I don't know who that is and i don't give a fuck

>>212515322
>kayne was the nazi
>not tswift

>>212526357
Oof. I think I know more about both music and theory than you do

>>212526254
>Swiftie calling me a faggot
What a time to be alive, truly

>>212510837
Why are there so many overlapping dates?

>>212526393
I don't care about your retarded little eceleb bro get some taste

>>212526435
Calm down sweetie I'll stop insulting your reddit boomer

>>212526462
You calling anyone else plebbit as you whiteknight for some faggot clickbait youtuber in a taylor swift thread is hilarious

>>212524314
>They are waiting for the right role for her that fits her image and personality
probably this. Swift is a huge money maker, the risk to her image and career from a bad movie performance or even simply being in a truly shit movie is proportional. Given her starpower it's probably not fun to negotiate her contract either. And if the movie is too serious or high-brow her teenage fans probably won't even hear about it so her range of roles is limited even if she can act. It just doesn't make sense in many ways as you've outlined for her to make a serious move to movies, she's not some 50 cent or even will smith trying to be big in both industries at once.

>>212509092
John has a big butthole fetish. Lawd knows what he did to her noodle spider

>>212521142
That's a music video. And Captain EO is a theme park ride. Neither are features.

>>212526597
Who would that be exactly?

>>212521269
>>212521962
Wyomissing/Reading is not a major city and it is not wealthy.

>>212510837
>Jonas brother
Homo
>John Mayer
Homo
>Harry Styles
Homo
>Tom Hiddleston
Homo
>Travis Kelce
Homo
>Drake
Homo
I don't know the rest, but 2011, 2012 and 2013 look zesty

>>212528416
It is literally the fourth largest city in Pennsylvania and is a suburb of Philly in its own right. Shut the fuck up, Swiftie.

>>212526028
why are the tranny vibes so strong?

>>212524385
Based

>>212524314
She has the face of an alcoholic. She’s going to explode in weight when she stops constantly training
>t. Fmr alcoholic

>>212528416
"Her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, was a stockbroker for Merrill Lynch, and her mother, Andrea Gardner Swift (née Finlay), worked as a mutual fund marketing executive.[4] Swift's younger brother, Austin, is an actor.[5] The siblings are of Scottish, English, and German descent, with distant Italian and Irish ancestry.[6][7][8] Their maternal grandmother, Marjorie Finlay (née Moehlenkamp), was an opera singer,[9] whose singing in church became one of Swift's earliest memories of music that shaped her career.[4]

Swift spent her early years on a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania that her father had purchased from one of his clients,[10] and she spent her summers at her family's vacation home in Stone Harbor, New Jersey, where she occasionally performed acoustic songs"

Her parents are bankers and they owned two homes. This is a picture of the one in PA.

>>212528455
Pennsylvania only has two real cities. Reading does have the highest poverty rate in the US though.
>Suburb of Philly
Absolute kek. Berks is not at all a suburb of Philadelphia.

>>212528540
Manlet alert

>>212528715
You do know the reason she’s never married or had a real relationship is because she’s been in a relationship with her brother the entire time, right? I thought this was common knowledge. There’s a reason he’s been scrubbed from the entire internet

>>212528724
This is how east coasters actually think. Yeah and gold canyon isn't a suburb of phoenix.

>>212504992 (OP)
Her acting is worse than her music, but the real answer is that she does not check off any DEI boxes.

>>212528783
Damn is he like 6'5

>>212528829
And he’s been fucking Taylor every night since they were 14. They can’t pair bond with anyone else

>>212528715
thats just a normal house

>>212528853
In America. Not even that big either I guesstimate 3,200 SF

>>212528853
If you want another PA one, chris stapleton is from there, was the valedictorian, and went to engineering school then dropped out to be a song writer. He pretends to be some backwoods tennessee guy but the man is extremely smart and the vocals are the result of deliberate and immense training.

>>212528947
I won’t even pretend to understand Yankee dynamics but pretending to be some Southern country star seems to be one of their industries

>>212528724
>nooo this city only has 90,000 people so it isn't a real city and its suburb isn't a real suburb
There are 4 times as many people in Reading than in my entire county. Even if we ignore the fact her parents worked in fucking finance, there is no way to claim she's a country girl when she's just another suburban white girl.

>>212528996
At least he can sing though
https://youtu.be/WFKXJ091Ed4?si=QuKwPRSl4WfbGiMA

>>212528996
Big beard. Hat. Fake accent. And tattoos, despite the fact that tattoos are gay. The whole entire thing is a fake Yankee industry

>>212529021
Not clicking a tracking link nigger

>>212529065
Do you not use a vpn or something?

>>212528803
I live in Berks and have to go to Conshy/KoP for work every quarter. My company puts me up in a hotel when I do because Berks is not a suburb of Philly.

>>212529110
Predditors get the rope. Go home

>>212529150
The company puts you in a hotel because it's cheaper than paying you to travel for 30 miles every day. Most residents just make the commute.

>>212529187
>30 miles
Why are you talking about southeast PA as if you know the geography?

>>212529150
They put you up for a whole 60 mile drive? Eastoids really are built different.

>>212529400
The same reason you're trying to bullshit Taylor Swift into being a country girl.

>>212529470
Country is MINIMUM south of richmond and west of ohio. Eastoids shouldn't be involved. Upper midwest should be tolerated at best but not liked. The whole cheesey lake belt should be called the american middle east not the midwest. Plains states should be called the midwest.

>>212529519

>>212529519
Ah yes, the famous country town of Los fucking Angeles

>>212529562
Country western music includes the west. Western swing was its own era. Country music doesn't only include the south. Merle haggard was from California before it was pozzed.

>>212529576
Have you heard of bakersfield? I know significantly more about country music than you do.

>>212529613
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg

>>212529640
>they make music so it's country
Oh boy, another cityfag who thinks he's country because he listens to country music. Let me guess: you drive a Ram 3500 dually, chew Grizzly wintergreen, wear Tony Lamas and think it makes you country when really you're just a cunt.

>>212529681
I saw him in a Chicago bar in the 90s. He was old, and had to sit the whole performance. At one point, he was heckled by some dude at a table who didn’t know any better. Coe stopped cold in the middle of the song and glared at the kid and said in a flat tone, “I’ll whip you, boy.” The kid shut up, and the show went on.

>>212507563
Motherfucker I can never unsee this

country music is gay and I actually live in the country

>>212529688
If you're going to say california didn't make country you're mentally retarded. Bakersfield was way better than Nashville in that era.

>>212529749
which?

>>212529815
bulgeria, try our yogurt and bread

>>212515322
hard to have good posture when you're tall
>>212515995
lol, lmao even

>>212529790
Shit man, I guess Beijing is European now. After all, they produce operas and classical European music retard

>>212529562
I don't care about this debate because country music is for fags, but
>West Virginia
>not country
WV has the most rednecks of any state besides Mississippi and Alabama. It is definitionally country

>>212520282
this didn't bother me at all

>>212529899
based and karen pilled

>>212529874
Did they do it during the golden age of classical and contribute to the foundation of the genre or are they doing it now? If they did it in like 1800 we won't call it pantomime.

>>212522227
coming from an anorexic chick enjoyer she looked fucking great with some weight. probably helps she is tall. i'm able to put on weight once in a while and women don't seem to care

>>212529957
Look, cityfag, you're not fooling anyone. You aren't country anymore than Taylor Swift. No one gives a fuck about Bakersfield and music production does not equate to being something. Think about this logically for a moment: If country music makes a place country and country music makes a person country, then logically Beyonce and Post Malone deserve their accolades. Don't agree with that? Tough shit, you made the rules, cityboy.

>>212530021
>how to completely agree with someone and still think they’re a fag
You plebbit tourists are something else

>>212530082
I've been here longer than you, but thanks for your concession. Now stop pretending to be country. No one buys it, they just find you annoying.

>>212530021
Country as a sound has been dead since george strait holocausted it with slick souless production. Production is huge. You think I can take the vocal processing and pitch correction and shitty souless arrangements of today in general? It's dead. Dead as buddy emmons.

>>212530180
>WAIT NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT
sasuga

>>212530212
None of it really counts but some trust fund girl qith banker parents with a 2 octave range is much much worse to me than somebody like brad paisley or keith urban who respect it enough to git gud.

>>212530114
You will never be the real Walmart anon

>>212504992 (OP)
Fun fact: She was originally supposed to pivot to acting

>>212504992 (OP)
Fuck I’ve never realized the fake tits so bad. She’s going to have to get a breast reduction when she hits 40. Ones that big start to sag.
>t. Richfag who knows a lot of chicks with fake tits, unfortunately

>>212530336
She should have just got married and got pregnant

>>212530355
Checked

>>212505633
This is really it. You think they didn't try to make an actress out of her? Acting lessons, auditions, coaches. The girl can barely speak a few sentences without falling apart even as herself. They may as well put peanut butter on the roof of her mouth to get a better acting performance out of her and have someone dub the lines later.

>>212530551
Yep. Fake tits. Not going to be a snob or anything but why are hers so bad when I know SO many people who have proper ones…

>>212530594
She was too thin, I think thats why her handlers had her gain weight. That or she had a miscarriage

>>212530311

seems pretty stupid she made a heck of a lot more money as a popstar. I guess the real reason her acting career never took off is because she was making too much money playing taylor swift.

>>212530641
Nah. You can tell through the hard angles and proportions. If you know you know. It’s not a bad job, but it’s not a good job. At least they went through the armpit

>>212530551
She's bad but not any worse than say Scarlett Johanssen and she's the toppest earner

>>212529899
How did she get so much hotter in her 30s? I used to find her so mid.

>>212504992 (OP)
Built for BWC (Big Wigger Cock)
>>212505084
>he thinks openly dating is the end all be all
muhfugga, I can personally guarantee she been creepin' around with a few brothas.

>>212514577
What a guy...

>>212530594
She was hotter with tiny snoobs. Fit her frame better. Also love this clip, she's braless and hot in it, like she's offering a snack and a blowie.

>>212524923
Aleksandra Kaniak. I've never heard of her either

>>212530866
>muhfugga, I can personally guarantee she been creepin' around with a few brothas.

When will (s)he come out?

>>212505633
>creepy CGI cat
Missing her starring role
https://youtu.be/TiaOEtOUnrk?t=47

>>212530823
I too am in the mommy era

>>212510461
>her single vote is more influential than mobilizing her fans
why post dishonest shit like this? it's like you just answer back reflexively without thinking what you're even saying

>>212532113
She mobilized her fans so much that Democrats lost the popular vote for the first time in 20 fucking years

>>212524314
I don’t think she’s ever going to pursue a career in acting. She was considering it in the early 2010s as a backup in case her singing career fizzled out. Nobody knew if she was just going to end up as another flavor of the month pop star like Katy Perry or Kesha or Selena Gomez. Taylor is a billionaire now and even if her popularity falls significantly in the future, she can probably still sell out concerts consistently for the next 30 years.

>>212530823
Because that's an edited picture

>>212528715
So that's why her music sucks. She never had any struggle in her life.

>>212508123
And their movies are terrible

>>212524314
>lady gaga
>acting

>>212506347
Yep

>>212525176
Those are some fruity ass niggas

>>212504992 (OP)
because Sydney Sweeney is the only woman that matters.

>>212510837
ALL GAY
she's never had sex

>>212504992 (OP)
She should have just gone full on bogged, instead of pretending she is natural by trying to be discreet about it