What's the best comeback here?

>>212505273 (OP)
>your planet was destroyed not an hour ago lmao

>>212505273 (OP)
>What's the best comeback here?
Dianoga rape correction

women are still cunts when they're being saved from a literal fucking torture dungeon
christ sake

>>212505273 (OP)
turn 360 degrees and lock the cell door then moonwalk away

>>212505334
she looks pretty horny for being in a torture dungeon... probably was expecting a small dick, hence the snide remark

>>212505273 (OP)
>planet destroyed and billions dead
>only retort is "lol short"
Why is this and small dick the only thing they have? Can't they ever come up with something witty for once?

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

>>212506484
That's good that should be a line in the movie

>>212506484
bitch wasn't very grateful until he mentioned Obi-One's name

>concerning yourself with what women say
ishygddt

>>212505482
H-holy based!!!

>>212505334
She thought she was shitting on one of her captors, retard.

>strip naked now or I will fucking shoot you bitch

>>212505273 (OP)
“Aren't you a little old to be a princess?”

>>212505273 (OP)
Gonk.

>>212507348
She was like 19 in real life during that scene moron. It's why Harrison Ford started an affair with her despite being 34 and married.

>>212507431
Seethe more, faggot.
That just means she's even more gross, because she was 19 and looked like she was in her late thirties or early forties.

>>212507431
19 with those saggers?

>>212506204
Why would they? Look how mad it got you. It works. You don't ditch something that works

lol there's actually incels getting mad over something a fictional woman said half a century ago in a film written by a man

>>212505273 (OP)
No and this codpiece is killing me.

>>212506484
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w3pvz7rM48Y

>>212505273 (OP)
>harrison got to fuck this coked up woman on set
damn must have been some good times

>>212505273 (OP)
Not short where it counts, baby.

>>212505273 (OP)
Walk back out and shut the door.

>>212507856
Tbf she was a cokehead

>>212509657
>flexes 'cep

>>212505273 (OP)
Presumably Luke is still a teenager at this point, right? He could still grow a bit more

>>212510016
coke makes you look old? honestly call me a loser but i find it kind of an interesting look. ive always loved contrasts between reality and appearance.

>>212505273 (OP)
Aren't you a little too coked up to be a princess?

>>212505273 (OP)

>>212505273 (OP)
let's find out... closes door.

Leia canonically (Legends) thought about Luke's uncut farmboy BWC at least once. Her own brother. Sick shit

>>212506825
Because she thinks (correctly) that he's a retard.

>>212505273 (OP)
stfu bitch
check this shit out
*fucking dance and shit*

>>212505273 (OP)
What I lack in length, I make up for in girth.

>>212505273 (OP)
>short? my, my short- i mean my dick isn't short, it's quite big actually. above average, anyway. oh you meant my height?

>>212505273 (OP)
Aren't you a little slutty for a princess

>>212505273 (OP)
"Aren't you one planet short of being a princess?"

>>212505273 (OP)
Just beating the shit out of her face into a bloody pulp of course.

>>212505273 (OP)
>I'm Irie Jedi, Jah know it

>>212512463
>Ya, a little short tempered *smack*

>>212507284
Right, because her attitude completely changes afterwards
>no reward is worth this

>>212505273 (OP)
"Aren't you a little too fat for a princess?"

>>212505273 (OP)
>aren't you a little big to be wearing that mask?

>>212507284
Hot if literal