Why did he so badly want to rule over an elementary school?

>>212506143 (OP)
He'd have probably used it as his own school and indoctrination center. Its also probably pretty sentimental to him. Plus it's the most powerful magical building on the island.

He wanted to bring back the old names like Tom Bombadill & Hermes Trismagistus

>>212506143 (OP)
Because he realized they were indoctrinating the children into extinction and he wanted to save them. All Voldemort cared about was preserving the wizarding folk.

>>212506143 (OP)
he was a big believer in DEHducation

>>212506143 (OP)
because harry potter world isn't well thought out

>>212506143 (OP)
>he gets older
>high-school girls stay the same age
Duh

>>212506143 (OP)
Because it's a dull franchise with no imagination where everything important has to happen in the same spot. When you make Rowling come up with non-Hogwarts stuff you end up with full retard shit like wizard babies being switched on The Titanic, a german prison where they hang you upside down in a cave with a light over you and when the light goes out a giant crab thing kills you, or having the Wizard President Of The World being voted in and crowned at the top of some random Tibetan mountain because sure, why not.

>>212506143 (OP)
He was hoping he could make it more than the setting of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>Why did he so badly want to rule over an elementary school?

>>212507059
>>212507174
You will never, ever be women.

grow up you fucking millennial tranny r*ddit tourists lmao

>>212506143 (OP)
Why did Dumbledore want to do the same thing?

>>212506143 (OP)
because he was written by a woman

"written by a woman" is the answer to literally every question about the shitty writing in harry potter

>>212506143 (OP)
He's a spiteful bitch, I doubt it was about the school he just wanted to shit all over Harry and Dumbledore.

>>212507264
>profile pic and username is some hentai character from a video game made for horny teenage boys

>>212506143 (OP)
That's exactly why the whole thing falls apart and is corny. It's like if Hitler didn't do the Blitzkrieg but sent all his forces to attack his grade school

>"MEIN FUHRER, IT IS ONLY A SCHOOL BUILDING"

>"NEIN! IT IS EVERYTHING! DAS SCKOOLEN MEINEN IST"

>"YOU FUCKING FAGGOT HITLER, WHY DID I FOLLOW YOU ARRRRGH"

>>212506143 (OP)
He didn't. He knew he had a horcrux hidden there and he was desperate to get it back, and then Harry revealed himself as being back at the school which is why he shows up with an army

>>212507418
Dangerously based

>>212507210
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