Kinos with this feel? I enjoy grey, and King of the Hill is far too vibrant.

>>212506205 (OP)
I guarantee the nearby trailer park is 10x as comfy

>>212506205 (OP)
do americans really live in their garage?

>>212506278
I live in my car in my garage

>>212506205 (OP)
Vivarium has that vibe but the movie sucks ass unfortunately

>>212506205 (OP)
americans really think they are rugged individuals for owning a cookie cutter box in an hoa controlled suburb. they cant even paint it a color they want kek

>>212506333
good morning saar

>>212506333
Eurotroons think they're superior by being rent-cucks.

>>212506352
I was hoping it'd be greyer 2bh, the cars kinda ruin it.

>>212506352
>rainbow shit in the Board-Icon
Telling.

>>212506278
yes

>>212506278
>>212506333
>>212506352
>Home-Ownership bad because......because Reddit said house in picture is ugly

>>212506205 (OP)
>>212506352
The only major problem is using cheap, ugly gravel instead of pea gravel or a nicer looking ground dressing to cover the dirt

>>212506363
>"at least I o-own my home!"
>approved paint options are gray and beige
>cant leave your car in the driveway
>cant change your landscaping
>if you break a rule in the 1000 page rule book, we confiscate your home
>"but I have so much F R E E D O M"
lmao

>>212506205 (OP)
>>212506352
I'm surprised this is Texas and not South Dakota

I also enjoy movies with the color palette of a business hotel next to an airport.

>>212506469
This is mostly histrionic but HOAs make those rules for a reason. You don't have to buy a home in one if you don't like them

>>212506352
not enough niggers I presume?

>>212506278

Only until the divorce is finalized

>>212506423
>heh, I OWN my home
>no my hoa mommy doesnt let me paint my house that color
>my hoa mommy doesnt let me have visitors past 11pm
lol

>>212506556
>Unironically trying to attack home-ownership and pretending being a rent-cuck is superior
Literally not even bothering to read your actual drivel. There's no valid argument for defending such a retarded position.

>>212506205 (OP)
Try this.

>>212506469
>"Here's why home-ownership is bad...."
>make up a bunch of shit

Eurotroons really HAVE been brainwashed into oblivion.

>>212506205 (OP)
Or this

>>212506205 (OP)
Wait, why aren't those lawns green?

>>212506636
Thank you I will check it out.

>>212506668
Ooh I think i remember that one

>>212506669
It's gravel!

>>212506205 (OP)
there must be some reason for no windows. perhaps opposite these houses, what they're facing, is some kind of open air meat factory or something

>>212506352
>r/suburbanhell
So where's "r/urbanhell"?
Oh, wait, that'd be banned for being problematic, wouldn't it?

>>212506613
If you live in a hoa you are a renter. Same class of person in a nyc bug nest

>>212506701
>It's gravel!
That's disgusting and soulless

>>212506722
>there must be some reason for no windows
On a fucking garage? Yeah, because you don't really need them.

>>212506352
Why are leftists and non-Americans all such in-denial redditors? This isn’t a rhetorical question, I genuinely don’t get why they lie to themselves. I wanna say “it’s just the internet” but that’s the same as saying some shit like “it’s just TV” to liberal millennials.

Maybe just a junkyard or something. Full of rust and wind and old warehouses.

>>212506741
Dumb fuck we are all renters. If you don't pay property taxes guess what happens

>>212506740
no wonder they busted out their windows, they had all criminals are black painted on the side. Serves those chuds right.

>>212506740
>>r/suburbanhell
it exists however they just seethe over dubai

>>212506741
1. I don't live in an HOA
2. Even if I did, no, that's still better than being an urbanite rent-cuck

I love how greasy, sputtering, fat-lipped socialists have turned HOA's into some kind of boogeyman that justifies being an urbanite bug-man that will never own his own property and can't even own a fucking car.
I guess when reality doesn't fit your argument you just have to modify reality.

>>212506790
yeah for sure. I'm sorry, I'm in the mood to have a retard larp exchange with you but I'm falling asleep. hope you get more takers

>>212506877
Yes, it's totally not rural chads who are laughing at you lol

>>212506332
It went full retard when they showed the mom chasing the boy through what appeared to be different realities of other couples following the same pattern. Movie was pretty decent up until that point and the suburban setting was played surprisingly creepy. But yeah, final product felt direct-to-dvd quality.

vivarium was almost pretty good but ended kinda lame
setting was cool though

>>212506740
they really thought that sign would protect their business

>>212506352

Still better than an apartment.

>>212506740
>So where's "r/urbanhell"?

It exists as a counter to r/suburbanhell

>>212506668
kinda good just for the antagonists, that dweeb jew as a laborer is too fantastical to believe

>>212506352
>reddit screenshot

>>212506740
i bet that every single window wouldnt have been meticulously broken like that if they didnt put the sign up

dont let them know theres a way higher percentage of homeless cucks in america than europe

>>212506352
Reddit has so much disdain for the working class.

>>212506205 (OP)
Twin Peaks Season 3
Breaking Bad

>>212508305
Breaking bad is a great neo western if that term really applies.

>>212506332
it wasn't perfect but as far as modern films go it was above average even with its bad ending

this movie pretty much qualifies, decent mindfuck

>>212506205 (OP)
i can recommend this movie, not for the colors youre after but the vacant abandoned feel.

>>212506352
How does Eurotrash on 4chan cope with the fact that their political opinions exactly mirror that of the drooling, soi-chugging cucks on Reddit?

>>212507389
Exclusively in Blue States that outright encourage Homelessness & Drug-Addiction?

>>212506278
The average American Garage is likely largely than the average European Household.

>>212509205
>>212509312
Neat I'll check them out too

>>212506278
I live in a shed

>>212509449
and that's a good thing (for Europe).

>>212506205 (OP)
new suburbs always look like shit because the plants need a decade to grow

>>212506205 (OP)
Sicario and Prisoners both have sequences strongly resembling this but they're only each a small portion of the whole movie respectively.

>>212509449
and still too small for your fat ass

>>212506278
America isnt a real place. It is merely an idea.

>>212506205 (OP)
The remake of Fright Night takes place almost exclusively in a neighborhood like that, and it's also during the financial crisis so some of them are also abandoned.

>>212506278
Not sure about that exact street but there are some places where your house faces the main street and there's a back street that is just for entering your garage. A good example is in King Of The Hill since the guys just hang out in the back alley for their garages.

>>212506205 (OP)
I've lived for years somewhere like that. I don't prefer it. I like the older neighborhoods where every house is weird as shit cause they weren't built to be uniform they were built by some long dead old guy.

>>212509449
>Australia #2
No fucking way, our houses are tiny and the bedrooms are beyond small. The average bedroom here is about 3.4x3.4m (or about 10ftx10ft), so about enough for a bed and maybe two shelves.

>>212509449
>hate suburbs
>need useless space

So what is it Amerikaner?

>>212506668
This is exactly what I thought of

>>212506205 (OP)
Isn't this the entire aesthetic of No Country for Old Men?

>>212510581
Yeah 100%. The only way to avoid this is having large parks/gardens in between new residential areas to give some signs of natural life. Otherwise it looks tacky and soulless

>>212506205 (OP)
Sicario

>>212510509
>>212510631
>coping this hard

>>212506244
Trailer parks have a freakishly high concentration of hot women. They have a lot of fat uggos too but it seems like white trash trailer parks only have really good looking people or really ugly looking lard beasts. King of the Hill actually illustrated that pretty well.

>>212511486
I can only assume that this is the result of averaging. Australian Cities apparently have incredibly cramped bedrooms, but maybe they're being evened-out by the spacious kind of interiors you see in homesteads in the incredibly rural areas?

>>212511533
>hate suburbs
But I don't?

>need useless space
>useless
Kek. Cope harder.

>>212512704
No, even rural areas are pretty shitty. It's why that stat is some bullshit. Rural areas tend to have those really small post-war homes for some reason, despite having large areas of land. Building here is overtly expensive because construction is pretty much a scam, you only need to look at major projects to see how much of a scam it is (like some tunnel in Melbourne being billions over budget and years past the due date or a hospital in Adelaide being the most expensive hospital IN THE ENTIRE SOUTH HEMISPHERE and also completed well past the original date due to "delays").

>>212506278
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

>>212511486
>croydon road
cant stop laughing at the road name when the house looks that nice. the real croydon is an absolute shithole, and im surprised that people havent tried using it as the setting for depressing movies

any drama set in the UK has a comfy grey feel

>>212514263
cant remember the last time i watched a UK show that wasnt peep show re-runs. has anything decent been made in the last decade?

>>212514312

I liked Luther, Bodyguard and Sherlock. I've heard great things about line of duty and slow horses but I have not seen those

>>212506205 (OP)
First Snow 2006 looks like this.