>doesn't have the guts to make a film, himself
>talks shit about works of art that people poured their heart, soul and sweat into
>suddenly, CANCER!
>jaw literally fucking falls OFF
>DIES
Is there a more curious case of pure JUSTICE, than what happened to Roger "Fuck My Fat Hack Face" Ebert?

>>212506718 (OP)
he wrote beyond the valley of the dolls. it was crap.

Ebert may be dead but Vincent Gallo will still be the director of The Brown Bunny.

>>212506745
Wait, did he really? That’s a cult classic

>>212506806
He also co-wrote Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens and Up!

>>212507062
These are films that seem up my alley but he himself would rate very poorly. Funny how that works.
Also, he married a woman named Chaz?

>>212506806
its an interesting take on hollywood culture right up to the point it feels the need to explicitly state why literally every character did everything they did in an ending montage. its sort of a prototype for american psycho though.

>>212506718 (OP)
I do find it interesting how people who relish in mean-spiritedly shitting other people always seem to get cancer
guys like MST3K or RLM who are doing it because they actually love the trash are the literal opposite

>>212506718 (OP)
would be deeply ironic and fulfillings if this same thing exactly happened to the people who make fun of India on here

>>212507108
>These are films that seem up my alley but he himself would rate very poorly.
Horror movies he always seems way off the mark on, but even if he didn't like a movie he usually had an interesting take on it that explained why he didn't like it.
Sometimes when I'm bored I just pick a random year and start reading ebert's reviews. Just ignore any reviews not written by him (there's a sort feature).

>>212507725
Maybe its their bodies unconsciously deciding to shut down?

>>212507725
>mean-spiritedly shitting other people always seem to get cancer
That wasn't ebert at all though.

>>212508026
all ecelebs seem to exhibit that. they're kept alive solely by modern sciences.

>>212506718 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdXr09vWbLw

>>212506718 (OP)

He only really gave it to films that deserved it, like "Freddie Got Fingered".

>>212507062
Is that Oliver Platt?

>>212507919
Siskel was a hard sell on horror but Ebert was looking for true genre pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fES__PndJik

>>212506718 (OP)
My parents knew Siskel and Ebert when they were just local Chicago guys.

>>212508488
notice how Siskel hated the first Scream but liked the writing in the second one.

he wrote Russ Meyer kinos

>>212508455
>Freddie [sic] Got Fingered
Ebert literally didn't get it. It's absolute kino and it went right over his head.

>>212509045
RLM is yeah... but their review of Freddie and Showgirls like, got it. They get it. Sometimes.

>>212507725

Wait, did Mr. Metokur actually have cancer or was he just faking it to milk gibs from his fans?

>>212509288
He does genuinely have cancer, he's posted medical records and it's been verified. He's also one of the people who went after Boogie2988 when he did his fake cancer scam and got Boogie to admit he lied about having cancer.

>>212506748
Everyone says it's shit. Is it?

>>212509288
After he died, the couple of streams that came out were obviously AI, but the AI got better with each one.
The first one was really bad. His affect seemed so forced and fake.

>>212507062
Jesus Christ, that's one ugly jew

>>212509875
Russ Meyer was german, not jewish