who would win

>>212509331 (OP)
Bruce, obviously. It's not even a battle of wit.
Light only has Death Note and interacted with couple of Shinigamis.
Batman has a collection of various artifacts and confronted multitude of different beings.

>>212509331 (OP)
Batman would win but powerscaling is retarded. Who would win in a fight has nothing to do with the actual media or what it's about really

Assuming they both knew they were going to be squaring off against each other in advance, Light would win. I don't think he'd have any making a list of potential candidates for who could be Batman and just killing them all off, and Bruce Wayne would obviously be on that list.

>>212509331 (OP)
Well light would have to know Batman's real name, which I doubt he could figure out. Whereas light essentially gets caught early on by the aspie detective that just wants the satisfaction of winning a battle of wits. Batman would probably just beat him 99% dead and tell him to stop fucking around once he found out.

>>212509331 (OP)
Would he even know Batman's real name?

>>212510237
Hmm true light clearly has no morals and would just keep killing off likely candidates until he got it right.

>>212509331 (OP)
Technically Batman identifies as Batman and not Bruce Wayne. So Light even if Light found out it was Bruce Wayne and visualized his face, he would need to figure out his name is really Batman.

>>212510340

>>212510340
Not how the Death Note works.

>>212510340
Current year tranny memes don't affect the Death Note.

>>212510414
>>212510427
>>212510457
>The names you will see with the eye power of a god of death are the names needed to kill that person. You will be able to see the names even if that person isn't registered in the family registration.
Your birth name is necessarily your true name to the Death Note.

>>212510457
He isint bruce Wayne Bruce died with his parents in that alley he is in his soul actually Batman and Wayne is his disguise in the same way superman isint clark Kent

>>212510533
Sorry, I meant "not necessarily"

>>212509331 (OP)
The problem with the Death Note is that it's not really a matter of intelligence to predict its existence and function. L was just autistically written to account for all these peculiarities.

Let's think about it for a minute. How is Batman supposed to figure out that there's a teen somewhere with a magic book where if he writes a name while thinking of a person then that person dies of a heart attack in 40 seconds, unless the cause of death is specified and possible, in which case that happens.

>>212510644
He’s Batman ? The guy who’s superpower is being smarter than a kryptonian ?

>>212510340
>>212510576
This is the most retarded shit. Of course he identifies as Bruce Wayne you dumb fucks.
>oh but this one writer put this shit in a comic book once in 1996
Then he's as retarded as you.

>>212510644
>How is Batman supposed to figure out
He lives in a universe where magic, aliens, time travel, and multiverses exist. He can ask Martian Manhunter to scan all the minds on earth and find out the killer. He can ask Constantine if the killer is using magic.

>>212510340
L functionally lived his life as L, so that trick would work on him
>>212510644
Everyone figured it was a singular entity conducting all the killings from the fact that all of those criminals were dying specifically of heart attacks, in waves which corresponded to times when Light sat down and wrote, all over the country and in circumstances like them being in their jail cells.
If you listen to L in the broadcast trap, he's still in cope and denial that it actually is magic bullshit happening and appears to have been holding out hope that it was some kind of conspiracy, a hope dashed when his rando bait guy dies within a few minutes live on TV.
Batman has the advantage of knowing magic is real.

>>212510784
U just don’t understand the dark like me

>>212510340
>Technically Batman identifies as Batman and not Bruce Wayne
Dumbfuck thinks that not having a secret identity somehow makes this harder for Light. Bro he can just write "Batman" then. The fuck kind of idiot are you?

>>212510865
Why makes you think that Light would ever think to simply write down Batman? Thats the irony of it, he could, but would never suspect that Batman's real name is Batman.

>>212510970
There's literally no downside to trying it. Of course he would.

>>212510782
>>212510786
>>212510792
Okay, so Batman can only win with bad writing. Glad you figured that one out.

Light stomps
Next.

>>212510989
So lets say you're right and he tries it, what face is he going to think of? He'd have to both know that Batman is Bruce Wayne so he could visualize the face and also know that Batman real name is Batman.

>>212509331 (OP)
Light is too much of a cocky dickhead to simply write down batman name
So he will get his ass busted by bat wank
I give him 1 week at best

>>212511104
So his real name is Batman but his real face is Bruce Wayne? Nah buddy. If he identifies as Batman he identifies as Batman.

>>212509331 (OP)
Shinigame eyes + watch some recording of Batman

>>212510989
L’s name is L and he never tried to write it down.

>>212509331 (OP)
Batman's real name is Batman, not Bruce Wayne.

And this is the first thing anyone with an IQ >30 would try (if it doesn't work no big deal)

>>212511261
No. L had a real name (something L. Lawiet), L was just an alias. Not to mention L was announcing the conditions after Lind. L Taylor was killed.

>>212511276
>Batman's real name is Batman, not Bruce Wayne.
No it's not. A lot of Batman writers have written stupid things and they should just be ignored. This is one of them. Nobody would ever think of themselves as "Batman."

>>212511335
>Nobody would ever think of themselves as "Batman."

>I identify as Batm-ACK

>>212511192
So in your mind, how is this working considering Batman wears multiple costumes with different designs?

>>212511276
batman became batman in the alley

death note uses your legal birth name

>>212511335
no all batman canon is sacred

>>212511382
Names are even more ephemeral than suits, if you can just decide to identify as something else and avoid the Death Note that way. In my mind, this discussion is retarded and you've misinterpreted the Death Note rules.

>>212511335
U think the guy whose superpower fights gods and monsters and passes thru dimensions is bruice Wayne? Dumb dumb alert

>>212511276
Death Note doesnt fucking care about what you identify as kek. L, Mello, Near all exclusively go by those names yet the shinigami eyes pulled up their governmentcuck names. Shinigami eyes would 100% see Bruce Wayne.

>>212511366
>IT’S BATMAN. IT IS BATMAN

>>212511472
Try that again in English.

>>212510237
There would obviously be a scene where Light figures out Batman is Bruce Wayne and writes his name down, gloating about his victory, but then unbelievably nothing happens and it gets revealed that Batman is his true identity and Light gets caught because he couldn't anticipate something like that.

>>212511002
writing isn't bad just because you're a retard who can't understand pattern recognition

>>212511556
Don't ever write a novel. You are too dumb for it.

Light would kill off Batman's entire rogues gallery as a challenge to him. Batman takes note how each of them died of a heart attack, despite being healthy. The pattern lines up with a string of deaths originating in Japan, and begins to focus on who had access to their records. After that its just a ticking timer before Batman nails Light.

>>212511576
I'm just talking about a popular cliche with Batman. If you think they wouldn't pull that shit and pretend it's the most clever "twist" ever you are in no place to judge anyone else's intelligence.

>>212511456
My guy figure this, if a woman gets married do you need her maiden name or married name to kill her with Death Note? You think its ridiculous but what you consider your name to be seems to matter in the Death Note universe.

L would win ez

all he'd have to do is order people to broadcast batman's identity if they know it. and keep killing people until they give him up

>>212511637
I mean light*

>>212511493
>L, Mello, Near all exclusively go by those names yet the shinigami eyes pulled up their governmentcuck names.
Because those are aliases. The argument with Batman is that his actual core self became Batman in the alley and Bruce Wayne is the alias. Not saying this should work, but the situations are not the same.

>>212509331 (OP)
I feel like with how asspulling Batman is these days he’d probably have some contingency plan about surviving a heart attack, now if it orders him to do anything else like commit the sue then yeah he’s cooked

The Batman's real name is Batman people need to remove themselves from the gene pool. Please kill yourselves. For the future of the species.

>>212509331 (OP)
Bruce Wayne, through Wayne Enterprises, publicly funds Batman in the comics universe. Light can just write in the notebook “Bruce Wayne writes the secret identity of Batman on the wall and kys himself after.”
He could find out about Spider-Man the same way because Peter Parker is publicly associated with him.

>>212511701
Imagine getting this butthurt because of capeshit. Take your own advice.

>>212511751
Take a shower. Brush your teeth. You're disgusting.

>>212510576
I hope you'll be sent to a dimension of pain just for spelling isn't as isint.

>>212511776
Sorry someone was mean to your cartoon idol, you'll get over it.

>>212511701
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHhRWASaek
Get over it. Its canon. That, or continue to cope and seethe.

>>212511779
U kno what I mean u pretentious faggot I’ll use as many letters as I wish mayhaps u should kill urself even

>>212511817
Ah yes, apparently being literate is pretentious now.
Let me guess, you're a brown nigger or a SEAmonkey.

Light would win. Just write everyone's name in the death note who lives in the city of Gotham. Bruce btfo ez win

>>212511714
This. Light zero diffs the entire verse because unlike them he doesn’t come from a “we don’t kill people” universe. He killed plenty of innocents to get to his real targets.
>hmmm i wonder who knows Batman’s identity. I know, Superman.
>oh, but who is Superman? Hmmm… let’s try that reporter who is always with him.
>*Lois Lane calls my phone number and tells me the true identity of Superman if she knows it then dies of heart attack*
>okay now i have Superman’s name
>*Clark Kent flies to my house and tells me Batman’s real name then dies of heart attack*
>wait that rich billionaire? crazy!
>*Bruce Wayne shits himself to death*
Done

>>212511850
If u read like pandas fuck and u need 100 percent perfect conditions to extrapolate a sentance then maybe ur not the well read man of literature u seem 2 think u r. Big robin energy quite sad

Batman wins by throwing an anti-Deathnote-batrang.
>b-b-but Light writes his name
Batman sprayed himself with magic Deathnote immunity spray beforehand.

>>212511493
L, Mello, and Near weren't names. They were pseudonyms specifically created to protect the anonymity of the individual.

Near knows that his real name is Nathan Rivers.

And Batman knows his real name is Batman, hence why that was his answer holding the lasso of truth.

>>212511576
That's perfectly standard comicbook writing tbf, very on brand for an average capeslop twist.

>Hmm Robin the commissioner has come to us with a strange case
>It seems many criminals are suddenly dropping dead of a heart attack
>Holy high cholesterol Batman! What could be causing it?
>Good question old chum. But If we think this through we may crack it.
>Now them being criminals perchance this person is a vigilante or has some law enforcement ties
>But the key here is the heart attack.
>You know what they say Robin when you have a heart attack? They say you see a bright light.
>A light....heart attack.
>Gordon what was the name of that strapping young highschool kid we saw visiting his dad on the force
>Yagami Light Batman
>Light! That's it. And the name makes it clear as day. Quick to the Batmobile! It's Lights Out for Light!

>>212511627
I'm not him but I understand your point

>>212512457
hearty jej

>>212512457
lol even

>>212509331 (OP)
Go back to /a/