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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:05:18 PM No.212513156
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Why does Spielberg hate Jurassic world rebirth so much ?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:38:16 PM No.212513643
>>212513156 (OP)
Why does rebirth even exist
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:13 PM No.212513685
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>>212513156 (OP)
spielberg most likely saw pic related and was like
>for fucks sake
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:14 PM No.212513686
>>212513156 (OP)
because he's a petty old jew
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:09 PM No.212513697
He raped a child? Isn't he afraid of adding fuel to the oven?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:43:15 PM No.212513715
>>212513156 (OP)
That's not fucking true, they reference Alan Grant.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:43:44 PM No.212513731
>>212513686
based
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:45:30 PM No.212513763
>>212513156 (OP)
he's a retarded old boomer that unironically thinks he made great art instead of protocapeshit for the lowest common denominator
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:58 PM No.212513840
>>212513763
Create the greatest dino kino that ever was is what he did. And in this house Spielberg is a fucking hero. End of story.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:47 PM No.212513967
>>212513156 (OP)
Or maybe he thought the memberberries had gone too far?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:01:03 PM No.212514000
>>212513156 (OP)
Considering most of his new stuff has been ass,is he a hack/thief like the rest of his kind..
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:07:58 PM No.212514079
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>>212513156 (OP)
He tried to destroy Megan Fox's career over a Hitler joke.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:09:34 PM No.212514098
Less is more
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:10:02 PM No.212514101
>>212514098
More or less
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:15:47 PM No.212514188
>>212513763
Jaws is both schlock and one of the greatest American films ever made, it can be both and it's something to be proud of
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:36:09 PM No.212514481
>>212513156 (OP)
>all references
Well, a few slipped through.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:38:57 PM No.212514519
i couldn't find the article for this so i assume it is fake but i found another article from the director dick sucking spielberg

>“In reading the script, there are scenes [and] descriptions where they’re in a boat chasing a giant creature through the water. They’re leaning forward at the front with a rifle. There’s a giant fin. And you’re like, ‘This reminds me of another movie.’ I don’t know if you guys have ever seen this thing called Jaws.” That’s director Gareth Edwards talking to io9 about the film’s homages to the director of Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., Hook, and so many more. It was clear to Edwards early on that David Koepp had written a script with multiple direct references to Spielberg’s work, so he took things a bit further.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:43:08 PM No.212514582
>>212513715
It's nice that you can't read. Go tell your mom you need more crayons and dino nuggets.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:59:53 PM No.212514830
>>212514098
>>212514101
...Wasn't this a joke in the news-ticker back in SimCity 3000?
Either this activated a deeply-buried memory in my brain, or I'm just having some kind of a stroke...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:01:19 PM No.212514852
>>212513686
t. slop enjoyer
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:01:52 PM No.212514855
>>212513156 (OP)
>Remove all the references to Jurassic Park from a fucking Jurassic Park movie
Yeah, sure, OK.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:27:37 PM No.212515212
>>212513156 (OP)
Doesn't that mean they would have to remove;

>all the dinosaurs that were in his
>all the music used
>all the references to hammond and other characters

infact why even make the movie?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.212515259
>>212514188
Jaws is a fuckin snooze and extremely mid even by Spielberg standards.
Zemeckis was always the better Spielberg.
>t. baby zoom-zoom
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:52:58 PM No.212515566
>>212513156 (OP)
unironically based
forcing gareth's film to stand on its own two feet instead of riding his coattails

https://screenrant.com/jurassic-world-rebirth-cut-scenes-steven-spielberg-notes-gareth-edwards-details/

memeberries and nostalgia is fucking annoying
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:02:34 PM No.212515738
>>212515566
the more i read interviews of this guy the more i think he is a fucking faggot
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:12:12 PM No.212515909
>>212513763
And he's going to go down as one of the world's most acclaimed directors. Yes, not all of his movies are good, but his master pieces and longevity make him a GOAT director.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:27:29 PM No.212517343
>>212513156 (OP)
No, why does he hate his own franchise so much that he pays other people to rape it to death?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:39:38 PM No.212517623
>>212515259
Le cringe