What are some of the biggest miscasts in movie history?
I'll start

>>212513328
>>212513309 (OP)
They look like clits

>>212513309 (OP)
absolutely 100% filtered
>>212513328
good but outclassed by the guy from borat

>>212513309 (OP)
Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim. The character just became a version of Michael Cera who magically gets pussy.

>>212513359
Beat me to it
Zero charisma, has almost none of the posh, handsome, private school charmer attitude that Bond is known for. He presents himself as just another sniffing chav with zero grace stuffed into Hugo Boss suit. He should be working on my toilet as a plumber, not a secret agent.

Oh and all of his movies honestly suck too

>>212513385

He was boring as fuck

>>212513359
It's wild that he got so many movies out of that franchise while basically shitting all over the entire idea of it, both in the movies and in interviews.

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>>212513309 (OP)
>DING DING DING DING DING
>The capes are coming... The capes are... coming
Gives me thrills. BvS was a mess, but you can't deny that scene was KINO! KINO! KINO! It was.

>>212513309 (OP)
He wasn't miscast. Sneeder was going for a soiboi techfaggot like sneedlon musk. you can like the direction he went with or not but eisenberg was definitely not miscast to play the interpretation of that particular script.

>>212513309 (OP)

Keanu in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

I like Keanu and Bram Stoker's Dracula is a great film; but circa 1992 Keanu Reeves has no business whatsoever trying to play a Victorian Englishman.

Jamie Foxx as Django. He has no charisma and gets mogged by every actor he shares a scene with, Waltz, Leo, Goggins, Jackson, etc. The movie would have been much better with Will Smith as originally intended, or even Omar.

what was up with the casting for the villains in the DCEU

>>212513517
Keanu as Constantine was worse.

>>212513552

They're making a second one apparently.

>>212513552
That worked as it's own thing. As scripted it was never going to be anything like Swamp Thing or Hellblazer Constantine to begin with. Their version of Father Midnight was pretty cool too.

>>212513359
He looks like that caricature faces from monty python.

>>212513532
Leto could have worked, but the direction they went with were beyond awful. Leto can be creepy in a cult leader kind of why, so they should have just gone in that direction, instead of whatever this was.

Sharon Stone in The Quick and the Dead might actually be the worst casting choice of all time. She had absolutely no business in being in a western.

>>212513526
>He has no charisma and gets mogged by every actor he shares a scene with
The interviews make it seem like that was intentional due to how Quentin directed him. I've definitely seen Jamie Fox have charisma.
>YOU'RE A SLAVE! YOU'RE A FUCKING SLAVE!

>>212513595
Memes aside this movie was good, the only entertaining music biopic I've ever seen. And I had no fucking clue who he was before walking in the theater.

>>212513583
I thought Keanu’s stale acting actually benefitted him as Constantine. The other parts of that movie also kicked fucking ass from the depictions of Hell to the supporting cast playing Lucifer, Gabrielle, Daddy Nignight and others.

>>212513651
But even at the end when he supposedly come as his own person he's still a dullard.

>>212513702
>>212513583
Constantine not being British just feels wrong. Like James Bond being American.

>>212513702
>Daddy Nignight
The comic version is WAY more of a nig that this one. When I read it after watching this movie as a kid I was super thrown by it.

>>212513309 (OP)
Crow 4

>>212513632
She certainly belongs in a western, but not as a gunslinger. She's the world-weary madame of the local brothel who occasionally murders customers for abusing her girls.

>>212513632
Counter point- Sharon Stone is hot

>>212513309 (OP)
I saw the vision. BvS was an origin story and the headshave with the JL end credits scene showed that he was going to be a traditional Lex going forward.
>>212513532
I understand the hate against Eisenberg but I thought Leto’s Joker gave a very clear cut depiction and most of people’s complaints at the time were just “he’s not Ledger”. The damaged tattoo was atrocious though, at least you don’t notice it in the movie.

>>212513777
Even for that she's too pretty. She'd be the madame in a big eastern town, not some backwater shithole

>>212513747
>Snuder: "should I cast based on the minor "possibly homosexual" line or based on the entire idea he's supposed to be an Übermensch?"
>"the choice is obvious'

>>212513826
Ah, but that's her mysterious past. She used to work in New York or Chicago but got run out of town by her jealous ex-husband who didn't approve of her profession and also was the mayor or something. He's been sending his men to bring her back so he can lock her up in his mansion so she can be a good mother to his children.

These "elves"

>>212513309 (OP)
Will smith in IRobot.

>>212513966
I get that they have to cast minorities for DEI points but why a dude with a buzzcut and beard??

Literally every single one of them.

Here's your 180 IQ super hacker

>>212514067
>it released almost a year ago
somehow I memoryholed it

>>212513309 (OP)
also snyders wonder woman, snyders flash, snyders lois lane

>>212513632
she was the hottest in her career in that fuck you

i never cared for christian bale in batman. robert pattinson was great, but given the state of superhero media these days i imagine the sequel will be complete dogshit despite how good his performance will be

>>212514133

She was also the lamest part of the movie. She's basically Charles Bronson's character from Once Upon a Time in the West; but super lame. Russell Crowe and her character should have been combined into one and they should have told Russell to play it like Bronson did. Would have vastly improved the film.

>>212513517
He ruined that movie for me

>>212514089
He's your nuclear scientist.

>>212513359
Based. Bond ended in 2002.
Somehow, it seems they will fuck up the franchise even more, if it ever continues.

>>212514429
She was basically Lara Croft. Though too 'hot bimbo' to be credible as a nuclear scientist.
They seemed to get it right back in Moonraker with Dr Holly Goodhead (kek). Hot but plausible.

>>212514429
Yes, and?

>>212514482
Tom Holland is the next 007. Zendaya is the love interest.

>>212514067
it's crazy how little i saw of this movie and yet i didnt want to see it solely based on the casting

John Wayne as Genghin khan

>>212514584
this woman looks literally average, it's like comparing Brad Pitt with (you)

Why?

>>212515401
>sain uu, pilgrim

>>212515426
And the real Erin Brockovich was average compared to Julia Roberts, your point?

>>212513309 (OP)
>i'll start
morelike start naming every recent remake or book or movie adaptation amirite lmao

>>212513552
There were a couple scenes that fell flat due to his lack of charisma, but overall I still liked it

>>212513309 (OP)

>we have fabio at home

>>212513632
its not a serious western
its basically a comic book movie in the west

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>>212513966
Goddamn I'm glad I never watched that

Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese in Terminator Genisys.

>>212514429
I saw this in the theater
when bond goes "I thought Christmas only comes once a year" line the ENTIRE theater grumbled
it was kino
the movie was fucking shit

>>212513309 (OP)
Jamie Foxx in Django Unchained. Nearly ruins a perfect cast otherwise.

>>212515492
>the real Erin Brockovich was average compared to Julia Roberts
not really

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>>212513532
>>212513552
>>212513747
actually good casting.
you got filtered so bad

>>212515454
Probably the only guy with a vaguely round head, willing to shave, that they could afford. The second one was even worse, they didn't even shave him all the way down. Still left the stubble and it looked like shit.

both maggie ghyllenhal and katie holmes in the nolan batman movies

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>>212515637
It was just so weird. Love both him and hitman, but the movie just completely misses.

>>212513966
Why modern elves are so ugly?
I notice the same shit in Witcher show and dragón age veilguard

both of these but right is ridiculous

>>212515687
Can she do chink makeup to pull her face back so she looks like less of a used up hag?

Almost everybody on Egger's Nosferatu. Just weird fucking choices.

>>212513459
this got me thinking, is there any hollywood nepo babies that's as charismatic as their fathers?
they don't even work as hollywood prettyfaces

>>212513552
the fuck?
that movie is the best casted movie ever

>>212516030
Nic Cage.

>>212515581
>when bond goes "I thought Christmas only comes once a year" line the ENTIRE theater grumbled
we stood and applauded

>>212513359
There's just never enough niggers for them, is it?

>>212516184
They killed the James Bond brand! Fortunately, I can save it. Two words: Gender Swap
>"The names Bond. ...Kiki Bond."

>>212515687
she was probably cast in the line of thinking "let's just get the biggest female box office pull/most talked about recently". a few years before would've been charlize, if it was done now it would be zendaya, no further thinking needed or any kind of matching to the original character

dont @ me

>>212515648
Katie was fine. The switch to Maggie was jarring.

He's fucking terrible as Bruce Wayne in the first Batman. The saving grace of Returns is that he has almost nothing to do without the costume.

>>212516675
>saar

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>>212515876
these are hot and get a pass
>>212515687
she looks like shit and should have been hot as motoko is ironically a fucking cyborg with a standard pleasure model appearance to look inconspicuous
tl:dr when in doubt cast a hot babe

>>212515454
Worst one ITT.
The man who hits is supposed to be average and generic as fuck, this dude just looks ba(l)d.

>>212514089

The idea that hackers can't be athletic is beyond stupid, I work as red teamer and half of my team is jacked. Three of us even do or did martial arts for quite some time.

>>212513309 (OP)
I remember on the IMDb forums, before BvS was cast, some guy was saying that they only ever want to cast Oscar winners and nominees for Lex Luthor and The Joker and he narrowed his prediction down to Eisenberg and like 2 or 3 others before Eisenberg was even rumored to be cast. Nicholas Hoult doesn't have a nomination though

>>212516779
47 is supposed t9 be forgettable, not the whole movie

>>212513399
Glad someone else thought of this immediately. Pissed me off.

this mf

>>212517272

>>212517255
His inability to properly portray Scott as a charismatic autismo asshole really fucked up the entire arc and message of the story.

>>212515844
I mean, Witcher elves act like niggers so having them be actual niggers makes sense.

>>212517620
There's some odd casting choices in DUNC, but those ain't it.

>>212516882
nicholas hoult probably tried casting for Superman, but since it was already reserved for the other jew guy, they gave him a role anyway because he's great

how the fuck has no one posted it yet

dude single handedly destroyed lucas his entire reputation

>>212516593
What do you mean? He's iconic.

>>212518447
Shut up Plinkett

>on Saint Twinkspins Day!!

>>212514429
I was totally okay with this.

>>212515687
She was miscast in 'Her' too. They could have done much better with any random bitch. All I heard was this overexposed increasingly irrelevant cunt sitting in a recording booth phoning in a shitty job for $$$.

>>212513309 (OP)
Not a miscast. This version of Lex was just written terribly.

>>212513359
Given James Bond is the most significant movie character in history, this takes the cake. He won the lottery ten times over and still had the gall to shit on the most important and coveted movie role ever and act like he's above it. Daniel Craig is a piece of shit.

>>212517292
can't be mad at him too much when hes surrounded by great acting, just a shit script for him
>i'm sad blacksmith...ever heard of irrigation or seige warfare? lmao

>>212513459
This movie is just a boring, convoluted mess. I had no idea what was going on and dropped it within 15 minutes. Dogshit. Might have been passable with a non-nigger lead.

>>212513359
The Bond is not Blond people were right

>>212513517
>>212513552
Keanu is shitty in literally every movie he's in maybe besides the first Matrix and it's just because he plays a computer autist in it. He's such a wooden actor with zero charisma. Try watching Dracula or Devil's Advocate and you'll see the guy is only loved by reddit fags because he's so "wholesome".

>>212515536
Filtered

>>212513459
>have two great Brit actors (Taylor-Johnson and Pattinson) who had great chemistry in their short scenes together
>don't make them the lead
This is when I completely wrote Nolan off. An actual auteur would've never allowed this.

>>212519696
Keanu works for Devil's Advocate because it needs a blank slate to make it work. Keanu is THE blank slate actor. It's also why he works as John Wick.

>>212519814
john wick is a blank slate?

>>212519826
His dialogue amounts to less than 5 minutes in each film and there's no real personification outside of death incarnate. Nobody (2021) is John Wick if John wasn't a blank slate character. Are you under the impression that because other characters heap backstory onto John Wick that he's not a blank slate character?

>>212519826
Yes, his motivation is shallow cheesy bullshit and his personality is virtually non-existant. The films are driven more by how the antagonists react to him than by John himself, and that actually works pretty well.

>>212519285
The problem isn't the script. It's that this is the face they chose to represent a medieval blacksmith that fas been in close proximity to a forge for over a decade.

>>212519826
you need that fucking explaining to you?

>>212515687
>Being mad at scarjo being made to wear skin tight outfit
Gay

David Bowie in Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence.

>>212519285
>>i'm sad blacksmith...ever heard of irrigation or seige warfare? lmao

Blame the Theatrical Release. In the Director's Cut he's an engineer who served in the French army, which is why he knows about irrigation or siege warfare.

>>212513552
>this crap is old enough that people are now shilling it as some misunderstood masterpiece instead of garbage that bastardised its source material due to the director’s ego

Genuinely pisses me off.

>>212513572
Fucking why? Ignoring that no actual John Constantine fan liked it, it’s been over 20 years. Aside from a handful of people, everyone’s forgotten it.

>>212520184
The studio really butchered that film

>here's that ethereal beauty from my dreams I told you about

>>212514429
Actually pretty realistic, like 1/3 of the girls in my college physics course were absolute babes.

>>212520232
Yeah.

>B...but the Crusaders are portrayed as the bad guys!

Both sides have both villains and heroes. And the Crusaders weren't saints, to put it lightly.

That anecdote Saladin says about how, when the First Crusade took Jerusalem, they butchered Muslims and Jews? That's incorrect...
...
...
they also butchered the local Christians.

>>212515536
this was worse

>>212515536
I will never understand this. So many directors rip off bits and pieces of "The Dark Knight Returns."

JUST ADAPT THE FUCKING THING.

>>212516364
No, it would be Sydney Sweeney

>>212513309 (OP)
not a miscast. hes literally the son of lex luthor, even says so in the movie.

>>212520573
There’s too much in it about what one man, sufficiently motivated, can accomplish. The reason they’re pushing superhero stuff is to tell people they need superpowers to do anything.

>>212513309 (OP)
It's not so much a miscast, as that faggot being the most obnoxious, shitty actor in history. He actually deserves to be put down for being such cinematic cancer.

This fucking rat faced faggot.

>>212520233
>Here's that quintessentially 90s British pop star you've all heard of

>>212513404
Logan Lucky was alright

>>212513309 (OP)
Many bald cases

>>212514067
this is funny

>>212523143
nigger fuck off this board and never come back

i'm going to come to your house and rape you and your mother. you complete cunt piece of shit of a human being

fuck you

>>212513359
>All three in the pic were miscast
How did they fuck up so badly.

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>>212513328
Imagine getting filtered by this lol

>>212520233
why is this untalented ugly bitch being pushed so hard?

>>212523710
most popular actress on instagram on something. it's just to bring in the women for a man's movie. supposedly. talent or matching the character is irrelevant, actually preferred to not match.

>>212513309 (OP)
Why is this guy an actor? He can only play himself and himself isn't someone anyone wants to see

>>212513468
Abysmal choice for Nathan Drake.
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>212514429
For Bond movies it doesn't matter as long as the girl is hot.
>>212515454
Too much charisma for Agent 47.
>>212517292
A shit actor that was briefly elevated into the stratosphere because he was in one of the greatest fantasy trilogies of all time where the character he played was 90% CGI and a borderline mute.

>>212516593
>>212518564
>casting a DYEL manlet to play a Big Guy
The actor who played Batman was like 4 inches taller than the actor who played Bane, who is supposed to be massive.

They actually cast a 5'7" actor who doesn't have muscles to play a muscular 6'5" hero

>>212514067
>everyone standing around in what is clearly a big green room with everything added in post
>when ramshackle post-apocalypse town in the desert has to be the easiest set to slap together of all time

Fuck I HATE the digitalslop era

>>212513359
>white boy summer

>>212515536
Ben actually played a great Bruce and a great Batman. His biggest issue was not getting his own movie and having to be saddled with WBs mismanaged multi movie crossover fuck up

>>212513359
He's got those Mad Magazine ears.

>>212513672
fuck off robbie

>>212513309 (OP)
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets... both leads lol.. they feel like children which makes it impossible to take them serious as some really smart scifi universe traveling heros

>>212514013
More like aaaaayyyooooRobot.

>>212516827
You know it doesn't matter what the actual truth is; in fiction it is as most people would belive it to be true, and currently people still believe that "computer guys" are introvert losers who either look like Boogie or look like Jay.

>>212526066
Would have been a perfect movie for Nathan Fillion instead of Dane. Maybe someone like Karen Gillan for Cara

>>212519935
It's funny that in PotC he alsi olays a blacksmith, and it's a ridiculous premise even for a movie like PotC.

>>212519814
It might work for John Wick although even in that role he comes off as autistic and not badass but in Devil's Advocate he needs to be able to show way more range. Also his Florida accent is god awful in it.

>>212513309 (OP)
Zuckerberg Lex was a funny idea for the times.

>>212513385
Screaming

>>212513359
FMK

>>212516030
This one's baffling because Clint can't act worth shit but still got along.

>>212513459
Nolan got co-opted by the diversity mandate machine and hasn't been the same

>>212516675
He's barely in his own movies. He has 64 minutes of screentime between 89 and Returns.

>>212514089
People who lift have higher IQs than people who don't. Real life doesn't distribute points like a vidya and some people are just giga humans.

>>212513359
he looks like robbin's william monkey in better man

>>212527402
No, it wasn’t

>>212513359

>>212515426
I'm actually better looking than brad pitt

>>212513359
In retrospect, he's the worst Bond and everyone freaking out over blonde Bond we completely vindicated.

>>212513517
The dubs save some performances, such as this one

>>212515536
unironically the best live action batman that still didn't get his own movie

>>212527402
Making Superman the goy and Lex the smarmy smarmy tech jew is a good idea if you want to completely flip the jewish morality of Superman. But if you want to stay trve to the character, then Zuckerberg Lex is a terrible adaptation.

>>212513309 (OP)
>Let's get OLD Elaine from Seinfeld

>>212513532
>He seriously thought he would receive an academy award for this
Oh I’m laughing

>>212513966
We wuz elvez n shiiiiieeeet

>>212515142
He was fired. I feel like this whole shtick with him getting cast in the first place was a ruse to build buzz around the new show

>>212515454
Wait is this Timothy olyphant? He looks like Vincent d'onofrio when he's bald

Replacing Katie with Maggie in the role of the hot female the rich and powerful fight over will always be a wtf to me. Now could you throw her into any of the female roles in something like Interstellar? Sure... She's decent enough actor...
It's just the role of the hot chick for $$$$$$$$$ Bruce Wayne I just can't accept. Leonardo Dicaprio is out here in real life with his $$$$$$ and fame dumping models when they break 25 but Maggie has all the powerful men in Gotham after her... Ok....

>>212528833
Well hello beautiful

>>212528122
Checked.

>>212528650
>He was fired
That was just a "rumor" from a single fan account and nothing has come of that since then.

>>212513309 (OP)
Dane Delane is terrible as an action hero, Rihanna is terrible as a goo monster and Cara Delevingne is terrible trying to play a human.

>>212513309 (OP)
>I'm uhhhh..... le acting by looking like a farmer boy retard

>>212528833
Why do I find Melty Face more attractive than Dawson's Crack

>>212513595
Who the fuck is this?

>>212515454
This one is even worse

>>212527841
lifters just are maxxed out normies, dont be so sure

>>212513517
I know wherahh the BAHSTAHD sleeps! I bought him theeaah....to Cahfax Abeeeh

>>212528115
No, you just got filtered

>>212513595
I suspect this movie was just a test to try out more humanoid monkey designs for a new Planet of the Apes reboot

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>>212515454
good castings

>>212513966
A high elf, a dark elf and a Chinese elf

>>212526066
They also come off as siblings instead of love interests. Dehaan is doing an impression of Keanu circa Speed and Delevingne is monotone the entire movie.

>>212513747
Came here for this. Fucking terrible. Everyone else was nearly spot on except this cringe lord

>>212527402
...is he "Zuckerberg"? Because he doesn't act anything like Eisenberg's version in The Social Network, who was a cold, inscrutable character. Instead he acts like a gurning twit.

I WISH he was "Zuckerberg Lex".

>>212526066
>supposed to be giga chad pulp space hero man and smoking hot scientist woman
>hire two actors that not only look like college students, they also look like twin singlings

What a blunder. This movie had a lot of problems anyway, but the leads were distracting the whole way through.

>>212516074
>Keanu as Constantine is the best casted movie ever
you have to be trolling. It's like casting Tom Holland as Batman, and he doesn't even change his British accent. It's so off it's not even funny.

>>212515494
I didn't know Kristie Noem used to be an actress

>>212520204
It's bizarre that anyone thinks Keanu is good casting for a quintessentially British charismatic, foul-mouthed con-man. Eisenberg as Lex is unironically closer than Keanu as Constantine.

The entirety of this show, except for Cavill, with exception to some one-off and/or minor characters.

Worst version of the Punisher

>>212532729
Didn't really find anything wrong with the casting, the dialogue is just campy as fuck. Foster in particular is great, even though Medivh is a stupid as shit character.
The reality is that Warcraft is a stupid ass franchise with terrible dialogue and nonsense storylines, even pre-dating WoW. Every stupid ass nigger who actually wanted a RoC/Arthas movie is either the most ignorant, no-standard havin' bathrobe-wearin' douchebag or hasn't played the campaign in 10+ years and is filling in the gaps of illogical nonsense with headcanon, cause holy fuck is that game and its cast of characters so goddamn stupid it's unreal.

>>212532903
100%

>>212532738
honestly even Cavill wasn't well cast.

>>212532817
>blocks yer path
heh, nothin' personnel, rig

>>212513309 (OP)
He was actually good in that scene though. And showed he was capable of playing the Lex we should have gotten from the start.

>>212531051
>chinese elf
my first exposure as a kid to The Elder Scrolls was a Game Informer magazine piece on Oblivion's Shivering Isles expansion that had just come out. All the screenshots and promo art were picrel and since I was big into LoTR and Forgotten Realms all I could think of was "what's with all these manfaced tranny looking Chinese elves?" I didn't read the article because the images were so baffling, I just went on thinking bethesda was a shitty chinese slop company aping western fantasy rpgs
Many years and many hundreds of hours of Skyrim later did I even bother finding out that Oblivion just looks like that

>>212513460
They offered him more cash than he could refuse, he held all the cards and made no bones about hating the job

>>212515536
Actually disagree. I loved him as Bruce Wayne and him being a older Batman could have worked. He was mishandled.

>>212513595
I really enjoyed John Boyega as Robbie Williams.

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>>212513747
Snyder might actually have face blindness. I can’t come up with any explanation for how he could get these characters so wrong. I could understand if he wanted to reinvent their style a little bit, but in both cases he does nothing with the role and it just feels wrong.
>>212514067
Some day I’m gonna watch this pile of shit.

>>212513747
>>212513880
>>212531119
I swear one of the only things The Boys gets right is that it feels plausible that the general public 100% likes and trusts Homelander, that if you picked some rando and told them Homelander murdered a shitload of people their reflex response would be "No way, I love that guy"

I think Ozymandias should have been the same way, just absolutely charming and heroic

>>212526066
> dude the giant monster who is completely irrelevant to the entire plot and has no impact in the events of the story because it’s in a shitty chase sequence for 2 seconds…. Takes up half the poster?
tf???

>>212513595

STOP PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW HIM, YANKS

>>212514330
Same. I remembered it fondly, but couldn't finish it when I tried to rewatch it last year. He was really awful.

>>212533560
Anthony Starr actually would've made a decent Ozy now that I think of it.

>>212526066
why do they look like siblings

>>212513309 (OP)
This was good casting. Some of his scenes were the best in the trilogy.

>>212533070
too tall, 6' 1" is cutoff, go taller and you become cannon fodder

>>212519731
Taylor-Johnson is boring as shit too

>>212516827
>red team
>larping as a codechad
hahahahaha

>>212513468
I liked it though i never played the game

>>212513309 (OP)
Everyone from DUNC except Jessica

>>212513595
Was this some kind of psyop? Remember all the threads there were when this came out and now this POS is forgotten by everyone.

Also Terminator Genesys

So many Snyder Indians in this thread.
People of color suck.
Good evening saars.

>>212515687
I couldn't even make it 5 minutes into that disaster.

The prime (but impossible) casting for Major Kusanagi would be Alien-era Sigourney Weaver, who had the look and the stage presence. You could actually imagine her bossing Batou around. An actual actress. As opposed to "Scarjo" who is fit only to play one of the GITS universe's literal braindead fuckdolls.

>>212513359
They should kill 007 off for good by making him black or that twink being shilled lately.
And if that ugly bitch in the left disappeared forever I would be very glad. She is unbearably dry and cringey in everything she’s in.
>>212513385
kek

>>212532817
I was so disappointed when they brought him back for Disney. Punisher doesn't need to be screaming half his lines. I don't know if that's coming from him or if it's direction he's being given but it's atrocious.

>>212513517
He was so bad in this.

>>212516260
How about I kiki you in the balls?

>>212523710
You’re in the age of ugly

>>212513517
One of the most inadvertently enjoyable parts of the film is that Keanu spends the movie playing opposite both Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins (and at one point both of them at once) and they mog his performance so hard it's like you can almost see his presence in the screen shrinking every time they say a line. He is just so massively outclassed.

>>212513747
this, he's portrayed in the movie as some le reddit super genius who's a smug bastard about everything while in the comics moore portrayed him more as a desperate man looking for peace regardless of the horrific methods required
oh and he couldn't act lol

>>212535211
it has some decent action scenes and some great visuals, but scarjo is too short and just not very good at doing the character. michael pitt was great and i liked the batou guy.

>>212535211
yeah sigourney would've been a good choice

>>212513359
>the shittiest Bond
>dies
kek

>>212513309 (OP)
Claire Daines in the rainmaker. I loved that book so much but the female love interest was a cheearleader with black hair and a tight little cheerleser body, the way she was described was like Phoebe Cates or Megan fox and they cast Claire fucking Daines who isnt even really attractive let alone a gorgeous young black haired high school cheerleader. Ruined the whole movie for me desu

>>212535211
never thought it but yah you are right, sig would have made it a massive success

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in that ridley scott medieval times movie hands down

>>212528833
that's why they kill her off, dummy

>>212513359
once we get an oogabooga bond and then a jeet bond everyone itt will be begging for a return to the last white bond

>>212524795
you can say it was miscat on paper but the Cruiserino still killed it, two great movies

>>212513309 (OP)
So was she casted as MJ?
What the actual fuck. Kek
>t. old fag who never got around to the tom holland spider slop

Michael Keaton as Batman

Patrick Stewart as Kirks replacement.

ITS NEVER GONNA WORK

>>212513746
Chat, is this real?

>>212513459
Kurt Russell's kid is pretty good

whoever the fuck this guy was, a very bad sidekick casting if I must say.

>>212517292
he was fine

>>212536720
affleck had the best character in that movie. what was wrong? didnt like the hair?
>>212536782
come on the first one is ok but the 2nd one is his worst movies

>>212516593
Hardy is very very funny though here, unintentionally.

>>212516593
except CIA. Mosquito Man and Dr Pavel, every new characters in TDKR is miscast

>>212514089
best film of 2015

>>212514429
the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in my life was a neurosurgeon who operated on my grandma's spine. there are plenty of successful, gorgeous women

>>212519082
so gay. The director made a couple great films before this, then they had to ruin this by casting le french boy.

>>212513359
nah not a miscast
just utterly shit scripts

>>212513309 (OP)
is this a stealth sequel to "the social network"?

>>212520204
the source material is garbage and the movie elevated it beyong children's comic garbage

>>212513328
come nerevar

>>212513966
what is this shit from? the new lotr show that sucked cock? only watched 2 episodes out of curiosity before i dropped it

>>212514067
If they were going to do Krieg they should've got someone like Nathan Jones and had him do a cycle to get jacked like he was in his wrestling days.

>>212523297
Maybe it could've worked like 40 years ago.

I'm surprised no cumbrained retard said Makima, I guess /tv/ just has better media literacy than /a/
That's not to say that trash adaption was good though

>>212540244
why would we mention some weebshit on the television and film board?

>>212513359
i disagree that he was miscast. he looks like a dude that could be drunk out his ass and still rip a guy in half and thats what they were going for. it was just that he had a massive burn out durning filming the last 2 or 3 films that he began to get more "creative" ideas, combined with broccoli insisting he stays. he should really have just done 3, maybe 4 films and everyone would have been happy.

>>212513459
Still haven't watched this one becuase of this girly fucking faggot, i don't even mind him being a blackerino but how do you expect me to deal with these levels of zests in your schizophrenic James Bond ripoff.

>>212513359
He should play Putin in a comically biased biopic.

>>212513309 (OP)
Tom Cruise as Lestat

>>212513309 (OP)
I actually liked the scripting for Lex but Eisenberg was fucking insufferable in the role.

>>212534584
>average looking Kristen Stewart is supposed to be the "fairest in the land" next to this
They just cast her based on her being in a big movie, Twilight, and worked backwards from there.

the reason it bombed

>>212532817
I bet you freeze international, tough guy

>>212515687
sex

>>212513399
I maintain it should have been Zach Efron, play up the based retard angle. Scott is a jock pretending to be a nerd, Cera was just a nerd who somehow pulled chicks

>>212515687
Her hair is so stupid

>>212513517
>>212513552
Keanu is a bad actor who got roles by being good looking to fags and having quirk chungus appeal. That's it. Same with Jared Leto and Pedro Pascal.

>>212513399
THANK you. No idea why that film is so popular. Michael Cera is terrible and the leaps in logic aren't funny, it's just bad writing.

>>212519814
John Wick is just so boring. What exactly is the appeal? That he has aimbot? There's nothing interesting about two hours of a guy effortlessly shooting people. The most action heavy John Woo films are still filled with interesting themes and character moments. What does John Wick have? Nothing, just Keanu with a pistol, mowing down mooks like he's doing taxes. Booooooooring.

>>212532817
You can tell he's a midge just from his body proportions

It was a small role, but he was wildly badly cast for it. Stuck out like a sore thumb in the entire film.

>>212546784

>>212513468
this popped into my head at first. tom holland as lead was peak fotm casting but the entire movie was also miscast. might as well put marky mark as drake then get bruce campbell as sully or some shit

>>212513966
>>212514055
you dont need to count this
we just pretend it doesnt exist

>>212546321
stick to teletubbies then

>>212530242
this wins
what the fuck

>>212528650
>He was fired.
No he wasn't.

>>212547790
Wick is teletubbies for Teenagers.

>>212548927
>red is blue

>>212513532
PURPLE LAMBORGHINI

>>212515536
I'll fucking whoop your ass

>>212549010
they're in effect the same exact thing. empty calories to hold your attention span. There's no lessons or really anything 'deeper' in Teletubbies just bright colors to impress children just like John Wick's gun fights are to people like you.

>>212528134
And he never will

>>212516030
Clint said everything that has to be said to this cunt in Gran Torino. This wasn't acted.

>>212543771
Condensing 6 volumes into 1 movie? They did alright for what it is. It just didnt have an audience as big as they thought

>>212518447
That was Lucas, though. He was great at generating ideas and technology but left to his own devices he's just barely above Ed Wood.

>>212549104
>watching John Wick for deep philosophical lessons

>>212528833
Maggie got the role thanks to her brother sucking dick

>>212549317
Or if you want your kid actually learn something you don't put on teletubbies. Glad we agree.