Thread 212514287 - /tv/ [Archived: 585 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:36 PM No.212514287
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The guy on the radio at the end says the “invasion” was basically a smash-and-grab, and that the aliens snatched up a bunch of people and then fucked off to parts unknown. What happened to the people who got abducted? That has fucked with my head for decades now.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:38:32 PM No.212514515
>>212514287 (OP)
It wasn't a smash and grab. It was just a plot hole. Somehow Aliens have the technological advancements for interstellar space travel to come all the way to our planet and invade us but somehow didn't have the tech to realize that 3/4ths of the planet is covered in the one thing that can harm them? Don't get me wrong, it's a fun flick but it's also retarded. No way you try to invade a planet and don't do research on said planet.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:41:10 PM No.212514548
We're the aliens looking for gold? I can't remember.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:45:22 PM No.212514617
>>212514515
It's not a plot hole if they say that it was a raid in the film. They also mention at one point that none of the houses near the lake are being attacked, so obviously the aliens knew what water was, and knew it was dangerous to them, beforehand.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:46:37 PM No.212514636
>>212514548
Thats the cowboys vs aliens movie
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:47:41 PM No.212514650
>>212514515
>humans are smart enough to build submarines but not smart enough to realize the environment under the sea is deadly to humans
fucking plotholes
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:52:10 PM No.212514723
they were demons
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:53:49 PM No.212514746
>>212514650
Except we know the environment under the sea is deadly hence why they built the submarines in the first place brain dead nigger.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:54:02 PM No.212514750
>>212514650
>Humans are able to travel through the vacuum of space but are too stupid to realize their bodies will implode if they leave their pressurized craft
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:00:17 PM No.212514833
>>212514515
Signs aliens aren't "alien" aliens, they're demons though
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:01:05 PM No.212514847
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>>212514515
they were demons
it was holy water
half of the movie is spent reminding you that mel gibson is a priest over and over
the alien invasion doesn't make sense because it wasn't an alien invasion
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:17:41 PM No.212515079
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>>212514833
>>212514847
>have the holy power to kill demons
>holy powers couldn't save his wife from being split in half by a poo in loo
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:19:12 PM No.212515097
>>212515079
he was a low level priest who couldn't resurrect yet
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:20:47 PM No.212515117
>>212514847
How did M. Night's self insert kill the demon?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:22:48 PM No.212515137
>>212514515
Who says they got anything? They could just be drones who lost their purpose millions of years ago and only got the means for interstellar travel from their creators. There are countless possible explainations for their behaviour.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:24:59 PM No.212515168
>>212515117
holy cow poop
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:26:22 PM No.212515188
>>212514515
And water is one of the most common molecules in the universe. It’s already absurd to say aliens aren’t made of water. But not only are they allergic to water, they are apparently going to a planet where the life forms are water-based, the planet’s surface is 3/4 water, and even the ATMOSPHERE contains water. It’s absolutely retarded.

>inb4 saar Shyamalan is realy intellectual ginius
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:32:46 PM No.212515284
>>212515188
Changing the slaves molecular composition to be highly reactive to a chemical compound that's very common on an invaded planet has proven to be a sufficient motivator for quick and productive work. Leaving the least productive 5% behind ensures further motivation.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:35:59 PM No.212515335
>>212515117
he didn't, he locked it in the pantry. joaquin phoenix kills one by spraying it with (holy) water
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:42:20 PM No.212515418
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>>212515079
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:58:00 PM No.212515650
>>212514746
Do you want to think about that for a minute and then try again?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:36:20 PM No.212516341
>>212515335
How come a demon could be locked inside a pantry? They are spiritual beings.