Cinematic KINO film and movie going Popcorn B U C K E T S Thread?
Popcorn buckets thread!
All collectors get in here, showcase your trophies or recent acquisitions!
I have seen some old school cardboard traditionalists, and even older still the hardcore bagger boys who ONLY collect old school bag style popcorn containers.

Where do you fit in?
For me?
Its any bucket I can get my hands upon.
My uncle swears that a bucket has no value until it is used, so he watches a film and consumes popcorn out of every new bucket in his collection to break it in and season and sear the authenticity, like an iron grill.

>>212514502 (OP)
Whats up wirh buckets craze? When did it start?

You can also include Fast Food tie ins if you want, but often times the buckets and the tie ins do not match, RARELY do they connect together and those are rare sets indeed. Indeed.....

I think theyre stupid, theaters are already expensive. Why would I buy that shit?

>>212514523
Extra shit to sell for more money. They all look impractical and small. Probably no collectors value either.

>enhances your kino

You might not have access to rare pieces so sometimes you have to outsource and that is ok as long as you land the bucket! as ZiggyD the greatest bucket collector said.

>>212514502 (OP)
These are popcorn vessels NOT buckets

I wish I could've bought this one.

Which is your Fav of the trifecta from this year of Kinography?
We bucket collectors, bucket aficionados rather, we appreciate the bucket as being a three dimensional extension of the film.
Every time our hand goes to the bucket, to eat the delicious popcorn, instead of a plebeian piece of trash, ours leaves the theater with us, lovingly, extending those memories and experiences into something solid, congruent, a work of art and devotion to display along side a poster, or a billboard, a statue if you will.

More than a mere children's cartoon chicken meme, only to be discarded and thrown onto the floor.
Much, much more.
A Kino experience. A Kino extension. One that can be passed on to our children, and theirs after to tell of the days we lived, and fought. Just as men...just as men....men who fought the battle of the kino bucket.
And lived to get out with the trophy!

>>212514630
that is an amazing bucket

>>212514630
I will sell you mine for 500 shek... Er, dollars. Yes only $600 for a limited time goyim. Do not let this offer of $700 pass you by!

My DUNE popcorn vessel gave me a rash on my peepee and the nurse laughed at me when I went to get it checked out. The cream they gave me smelled too. I'm not buying a popcorn vessel ever again.

Sometimes they just slop it right on into a can, depending on the...tone....of the clientèle...

I will drop some rares

Do NOT stick your penis in the popcorn vessels. I repeat: DO NOT STICK YOUR PENIS IN THE POPCORN VESSELS.

>>212514815
Those are actually good. They look like old school popcorn bags.

Theaters are so desperate to get asses in seats that they're resorted to throwing overpriced plastic crap at retards. This industry is fucking dead.

>>212514502 (OP)
If only
>>212514523
They are merch for theaters to sell. Merch is basically pure profit for the theater, it's why so much if it is all over theaters

>>212514502 (OP)
I love to eat hot food items out of plastic containers so that the good good chemicals can seep extra deep into the food before I consume huge quantities of it while remaining still for several hours so that my blood vessels really can clog up good.

>>212514630
Most designs are just fucking embarrassing fleshlights or generic toys with a hole in it. This one is actually inspired.

>>212515113
I eat so much microwaved slop that my body is like 98% microplastics anyway, might as well add some more at the movies.

>>212514523
1999 stsr wars episode 1 the phantom menace

>>212514523
>When did it start?
The DUNC bucket made it more mainstream

The last time I was in a movie theater I noticed that there was a ton of merch like t-shirts and shit for sale out in the lobby and almost everywhere you looked there was a little poster or sticker shilling one of these popcorn things. Of course the theater was still basically empty, but they're trying I guess?

The D&D one was simple but alright.

>>212514502 (OP)
End of discussion

>Is always guaranteed to sti next to you or in front of you
>Huge cheese stench
>CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SLUUUUUUUUUUURP the whole movie

>>212517810
>mfw I fill the entire tray with molten "cheese" and slurp and slop on my goop trough all through the movie because fuck you

Get rekt nerd I am going to be more slop than man by the time this movie is over. No napkins either. Here, let me touch all those doorhandles and everything else before you do too.

>>212514982
Yeah lol

These are happy meal toys for children.

>>212518230
And just like when I was a child if my mom doesn't get me the one I want I'm going to scream all the way home and smash things in the house.

>>212514551
How do you reach the popcorn at the bottom if you have hands bigger than an infant?

>>212517034
I snagged that one before the movie even came out. Went to see final destination and the goth chick at the stand was willing to break the street date on it

>>212517975
Grrrr.. you crazy kid you!

>>212521871
Goth chicks still exist?

>>212521956
oh ya! you just gotta know where to look. Last year I went an event for Troma and all the chicks were goth! Well except for the pole dancer...

>>212514502 (OP)
>mother, bring me my popcorn vessel

>>212521871
Did you take out the cruciform key and tell her that she was the key to your movie watching excitement?

>>212514502 (OP)

>>212523406
Can't wait to see retards carrying this one at the kinoplex

>>212514502 (OP)
>cloak: on
>shield: gleaming
>hammer: full
Yeah. It's kino time.

>>212514523
It's been around for decades, but nobody really thought much of it until more recently where the more silly/cool ones go viral and get people talking about the movie.

>>212518885
Based manchild. Give that bitch Hell.

>>212520324
You have your gf get it out and feed it to you. You DO have a gf right Anon?

>>212523533
Imagine choosing the hat.

>>212523533
This is the best one and the most offensive one

>>212518885

>>212523669
That hammer is a small, kids size. Guarantee someone gave it too their kid who immediately started swinging popcorn everywhere.

>>212523832
That is the gentleman's choice. Then you can wear it out of the theater after the film and tip it at all the ladies who obviously want to have sex with you because of your superior taste in anime and atheism subreddits.

>>212523846
It's also the most not real one.

>>212518885
unimaginably based

Imagine not having a light up beverage consumption device in with which to wash down the light up popcorn bowl...
Avatar is a white persons popcorn bowl....simply...distinct...elegent....it sets the standard....blue light...BLUE LIGHT....blue light......BLUE....light....popcorn....beverage....seat ticket....kino....kino....kino....

>>212523406
Kek. This one comes with convenient carrying handles. It would make a good drink container too

>>212521956
yes they're called fat women now

>>212524117
Sometimes got to admire simplicity when it could've been Neytiri's head or something.

>>212524117
Compared to the others this is a masterpiece

>INCEASE CONCESSION SALES NOW
>Roger that sir, may I present Le Ultimo Goblino Pedro Pascalo Snackerino Completo

Drink - popcorn main course - candy desert
For only the most demanding and elite tastes of our capearino Kinomatico clientele, who crave the most singularly kino Fantastico Quatro Cinematico Calorio Americano Experienco

>>212514502 (OP)
that seems like it holds less popcorn than the normal bucket

Lets see how the new Capeshiterino Super Cinema is doing....oh......huh.....
Dog bowls.....they are paying $50 for SuperSoi dogbowls...

Surely these are all made from food safe materials

>>212524525
Check out the other side

>>212524523
>dog bowl
Humiliation ritual

>>212524470
It's a fairly small amount of popcorn for an average-sized person, I'd say? I wouldn't WANT to eat five popcorn vessel refills mixed with milk duds before the previews are over, but I could easily.

Kino

>>212524558
DAMN BOI SLIMER THICC BOI! Gonna pop my green Yaddle fleshlight in there and have myself an E(re)cto Cooler if you know what I mean.

>>212524525
This is actually pretty cool. Someone put a little bit of thought into it.

>>212515878
I actually wanted this one to hold my dice, but they don't do these bucket promos in my area.

>>212525424
$20 on ebay

>>212524523
there are options

>>212524730
If you're paying premium for a plastic bowl it should at least hold the same amount as the simple version does

>>212524558
I knew I smelled ecto

>>212525645
You got BOBMOBBED scrub get out of here before you are put in a denim cocoon.

>>212514537
what are you a poorfag?

>>212526474
That can't be the real moviebob. It's a lookalike. MB wouldn't be in someone's house.

>>212523533
The gadget one is cool

>>212529216
It's him. Even his family members are taking images of him clowning on him when he shows up uninvited to his family's holiday parties to eat an average person's amount of free food. There's a pic of him in an all red fake alligator skin outfit outside his relative's house this past Christmas too.

>>212523832
>>212523846
>>212529509
It's not real you absolute troglodytes.

>>212524338
>Its real
>comically oversized hunk of plastic
>$80
Who is this for?

>>212514502 (OP)
Fucking disgusting that I walk into my local plex and see this sloppa

>>212529603
Blackbros what the fuck are you doing? Aren't you supposed to act like you're cool thugs when you're not on the DL sucking guys off and getting your bussies rekt?

>>212529796
What were you there watching?

>>212524117
As an avid kino vessel collector, this is one of my all time favorite vessels

>>212529796
>t-shirts from movies that came out a year ago
>icee shirts for some reason
>unsold red hulk buckets from february
>bottles and fucking blankets of all things for sale in the summer
>damaged neon lighting on the ceiling
>POPPIN PROMOS
theaters are such shitholes

>>212514630
https://www.ebay.com/itm/116592055086?_skw=ghostbusters+popcorn+bowl&itmmeta=01JZRK2E1WM3AWKK5SHZR075S5&hash=item1b256d932e:g:Ql8AAOSwgjloGqOP&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA0FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cAVJgaZ%2BWOOmTIO%2BKDD5CHp%2F1nJISAAyOoWOFbLzGRQEsaxJJr0HE3W8fjB6EoEI%2FkiaVBPYOuVjddpKIbimDw8fVkmMJal3%2FuJFhJdmxE3BUvgdQfsdx%2FHz311Hx%2FL%2BwJwZdNjDECdQKBhnmLHh81H%2BBJedp2TK6eVFWAubM1RlOVAxWrbiKaXOH6288n8WRgMqJZpFe%2Ba5gVVfDMu4MRwyYH5u88XPWeu66larUQeNPsYauEdJFgzyRt6d1EnTM%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR4rhiZP-ZQ
There you go, anon.

>>212529827
He won't tell you. He was there consuming slop right with them.

>>212529827
28 Years Later

>>212523227
>That's the wrong vessel, mother. I want the David Lynch's Blue Velvet 20th Anniversary Vessel that looks like an oxygen tank

>>212530096
It's obviously not a recent picture you dumbass. Do you also think it's the same time and season all around the world as where you live?

if I buy one of these can I bring it back a week later for refills

>>212530555
So you're even worse than the sloppa people. You are some kind of masochist?

Whoever is designing these fucking things is having the time of his life.

>>212523533
>be brown
>carry around my new Oppenheimer popcorn bucket
>get shot by the police and 2 other patrons for carrying an explosive device
Another glorious day in the USA

>>212530623
>Lilo and Stitch shirt
That came out at the end of May so regardless it's embarrassing that Red Hulk is there and Ghostbusters and IF shirts

>>212530752
Just put the hat on you’d be fine.

>>212530854
And be called a neckbeard? I’d rather be gunned down thank you very much

>>212530527
fleshlights also have these stalagmite rubber flesh things inside, and idk where that came from because real pussy dosen't feel like that

>buys a Dune popcorn bucket on eBay
I like to live on the edge

>>212531092
>he doesn’t know about the vaginal tentacles
Virgin detected

>>212514502 (OP)
WAIT. /tv/ actually eats movie theater popcorn?
Absolutely disgusting

>>212531104
You're gonna get the rash and have to use betamethasone and neosporin on your peepee bro I'm just warning you. The nurse laughs at you and the doctor sighs and says it's fine when you pull your rashy chapped benis out and start profusely apologizing too. Just don't do it. LEARN FROM ME!

>>212531092
I had a fleshlight like 10 years ago and the first time I tried it I used coco butter as lube and apparently that’s a big no no as it turns latex into pure acid so it chemically burned my dick and was ruined. I waited until a 110° summer day and put it in my asshole neighbors mailbox and he moved a few weeks later.

>>212531307
Not me. I live in a part of the US where there are still drive-in theaters in some parts and a few years back I ate a bunch of popcorn during a late night spoopy movie marathon because it was like $2 for a big refillable bucket and that fake butter motor oil shit made me so sick I puked in the bushes and haven't touched movie theater popcorn since. Disgusting. I like the smell to an extent but then I have a Nam flashback to how it made my stomach feel and I feel sick all over again and want no part of it.

>>212531474
It is basedbean oil with artificial "butter" flavoring
>t. worked at a kinoplex

>>212514523
Happy meal toys for adults

>>212514523
Theaters were closing down like crazy in 2020-2022 so they figured out a way to skate by and are pandering to the funko pop crowd with these meme buckets

>>212524525
>>212524558
I've wanted to snag one of these for years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7wppthOF3M

>>212531338
Thanks for making me remember the coconut flesh light story

>>212531092
The only fleshlight I ever used was a cheap Faye Reagan "realskin" one and it did it's job okay but it was nowhere near as good as pussy is and it split in half after a few uses. I also made the mistake of being the only guy at one of those sex toy selling parties women have, I think they call it "Pure Romance" but I can't remember because my gf went and I thought it would basically be a Tupperware party where I would get free food and ignore them so I tagged along. It wasn't and I had to answer questions about how it feels to do things with women as a guy for like two hours and wishing I was dead. She brought home one of the free sample blowjob mouth "masturbators" to try on me and like a minute into it I stood up with it hanging off my dong and said "This is awful and nothing like the real thing just suck my dick". We broke up a few weeks later but I did end up banging three of the other chicks I met that night later on after seeing them out or on facebook so that was nice. It's just fucked up how women have a gorillion options for sex toys and it's looked at as normal now to have a bunch of vibrators or whatever and no one cares and guys have jack shit in comparison and if you have a pocket pussy or whatever you are looked at as a weirdo.

>>212514523
Is it a craze?

>>212523765
That bitch can get her own popcorn vessel. This one is mine.

>>212531610
See >>212518885. We will have our choice of adult happy meal toys or vases and other household items will be broken and screaming will ensue until our morale improves and we get what we want. I don't earn Good Boy Points for the fun of it. I will have my preferred vessel, in this life or the next.

>>212531876
Brother you shouldn’t be wishing for better sex toys. That’s a dark and shameful road to go down. There’s not a single sex toy that can beat sex with a woman you care about. Work on that instead

>>212514630
This is actually practical. How can they do this?!

>>212531876
jesus fucking christ I forgot that women are suckered into hosting and attending mlm scams as "home parties." that brought back some bad memories

>>212532126
Hearing mlm stories is like crack to me for some reason. It’s such a wild and chaotic concept that still so rises me to this day.

>>212523533
The popcorn is heated with real burning Japanese children.

>>212532017
I kinda already said that bro lel. It just would be nice to have equal footing with the women when it comes to sex toys that get you off better than your hand when you're on your own. I'm not in need of one at the moment because I'm dating a chick that is 12 years younger than me and has a libido to match. BUT, if the occasion did arise and I wanted something better than my hand it would be nice to have the same amount of options and lack of shame as women have in what they can use. It's like how so many women bitch about lonely guys wanting sexbots, and at the same time they have basically had their own version of them for decades. Just make it fair.

>>212531855
There’s another one?

>>212532290
>>212531876
us women get off differently stupid I have to use a prostate massager now to cum so yeah it's different when you are a woman

>>212532376
Just google coconut fleshlight story.

>>212532126
>gf of a couple months goes to one of those parties
>ends up bringing home a purple strap on she shows me while obviously gauging my response
>tell her she's insane if she thinks she is ever shoving anything up my ass
>she says it's not for me and wants to start having threesomes with other girls and fuck them and watch me fuck them and etc.
>uh okay
>have threeways and even fourways with other chicks she finds and brings home
>three months into doing that multiple times a week realize she's totally a nympho dyke and the relationship is going nowhere but she paid the bills so whatever and we're just basically guy and girl bros who play vidya, watch movies, and fuck eachother and other sluts
>goes on for five more months
>amicably split but still do booty calls with her and other chicks for a long time after until I find a chick I am super into and I don't want to cheat on her so we end it completely
>a couple months ago get an invite from her for her lesbo wedding and she is now apparently a "he/they" and is changing her name to Atlas and has shaved her head completely bald
>mfw

The wedding is this weekend the 12th. Should I go for the free booze and to watch the freakshow?

>>212532557
LEL fuck off tranny YWNBAW

>>212533103
The only correct answer is to show up wearing the purple strap.

>>212517810
>Chips get soggy and the cheese gets cold and hard before the first trailer is even finished
Worst movie theater food

>>212533296
>The nachos aren't completely gone and you aren't reclined in your chair laying there like a gluttonous whale and just sipping your drink before the first trailer even starts
look at this rookie lads utterly shameful performance

>>212533220
I don't have it, she kept that in the split lel. I did find a pair of disco ball looking dress shoes that look like they were taken off a dead pimp and the ends of the tassles are chrome covered 7.62 AK rounds that I plan to wear if I go though if that makes it any better.

Can I complain about concessions in this thread? I'm an AMC A-List member and one of the perks is a free refill but when I'm watching a movie I don't want to get up and miss something. Honestly, I feel like they need to redesign the whole theater business model because the concessions experience suck.

Maybe if there were intermissions I would be willing to get up and buy a drink or something. If I'm going to a movie I usually eat a full meal and sneak in a bottle of water so I can avoid giving them my money. An intermission for longer movies would actually help them since I might want a snack or another drink by then. That does mean fewer movie showings per theater per day but if a movie is going to be 3 hours long plus 30 minutes of trailers anyway they might as well add 10 minutes to let you give them money. God the people in the movie business are retarded. they should pay me to fix everything for them.

>>212514502 (OP)
I can't imagine sticking my hand into a bucket to GRAB popcorn. I eat it using my tongue only. After getting a couple inches down (to where the bag would touch the sides of my face), I rip it and take a section off of the bag and continue. My wife understands this and if the movie doesn't have any loud parts for me to rip the bag, she will very slowly peel the paper of the bag for me and then pass it back to me. It can take up to 5 minutes of really slow peeling to quietly rip the paper of the bag and shorten the height of it so I can easily *grab* the popcorn with the tip of my tongue.

Does anybody else do this? I can't imagine getting my hand all slimy from the popcorn butter.

>>212520324
Regular excersize and dieting

>>212531876
>We broke up a few weeks later but I did end up banging three of the other chicks I met that night later on after seeing them out or on facebook
How did you pull that off

>>212514502 (OP)
I have one popcorn bucket, but it's from a theme park (Universal Studios Japan).

>>212536875
Whores gonna whore and not the biggest town. There are only about three above dive size bars. Added fun fact: I dated one of them for a month and she said we should wait to have sex, while she was sending me videos and pics of her fucking herself with dildos and vibrators she probably got from those same parties, then we actually had sex. It was the WORST sex I have had in my life. Dead fish, silent, slapped my hand away when I tried to rub her clit, and I eventually went flaccid and couldn't even nut. It was so bad that when she tried to kiss me as I was showing her out of my place I instinctually turned my face so she kissed my cheek instead and she asked me if I dodged her kiss. I of course replied no and said I was just tired and she should go. The next day when I woke up and checked my socials she had blocked me on everything topkek.