Thread 212514993 - /tv/ [Archived: 679 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:11:26 PM No.212514993
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Okay everybody, at 0 800 hours this morning the Nazis stole the Eiffel Tower!
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:13:36 PM No.212515023
>>212514993 (OP)
Those crazy sons of a bitch, they actually pulled it off..
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:23:42 PM No.212515150
But, why?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:25:37 PM No.212515178
>>212515150
"Shut up, Claire."
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:30:45 PM No.212515265
>>212514993 (OP)
Imagine all the African street vendors clinging to the bottom screeching as they fly away to the Reich
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:35:28 PM No.212515330
Agent Hitler FBI
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:37:54 PM No.212515360
>>212515265
Holy kek. Good riddance.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:39:24 PM No.212515386
>>212515150
asking questions is antisemitic
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:39:38 PM No.212515389
>>212514993 (OP)
Oh no! Anyway
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:21:42 PM No.212516060
Danger 5 Pierre
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>>212515265
>the African street vendor in question
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:04:47 PM No.212516850
>>212514993 (OP)
Are they planning to walls on the monstrosity, and finally finish it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:09:50 PM No.212516945
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>2025
>Still no season 3
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:00 PM No.212516975
>>212516850
>Are they planning to walls on the monstrosity, and finally finish it?
wut
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:18 PM No.212516983
>>212515389
A world without monuments isn’t a world worth living in.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:20 PM No.212516986
I still didn't watch season 2
1 was so good that I'm afraid 2 won't live up to the expectations
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:13:21 PM No.212517026
>>212516986
It doesn't, but it isn't bad either.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:18:46 PM No.212517155
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>>212514993 (OP)
Danger 5 is the best show ever made. Nothing surpasses it! I can't believe how many people have never heard about it.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:20:34 PM No.212517199
>>212516986
They're all good. I swear, the first AI shows we see on youtube that go viral/mainstream are going to be like Danger 5.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:28:13 PM No.212517358
And that was ‘patriotic dog’, a difficult act to follow up…
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:28:40 PM No.212517366
>>212516986
Just accept that it's different. It feels different enough to avoid too much comparison.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:00:01 PM No.212518110
>>212517155
This show is basically Archer if Archer were actually funny.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:07:25 PM No.212518286
>>212517155
The fact that a ton of people sucked Kung Fury’s dick to the point they got 34 million for the sequel is infuriating given how much it ripped off Danger 5 (season 2 in particular, but there’s a joke in KF that’s identical to one in the D5 pilot)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:10:20 PM No.212518363
>>212514993 (OP)
Season 1 was great
Season 2 jumped the shark and lost what subtlety/nuance the first season had
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:13:25 PM No.212518432
Johnny-Hitler
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>>212516986
>>212518363
Season 2 had to do what Season 2 had to do. It gets better with every watch. There is a lot of subtlety.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:31:12 PM No.212518890
>>212514993 (OP)
Why are Nazis constantly up to shenanigans /tv/? Every film or show they are always doing hijinks!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:57:21 PM No.212519516
>>212514993 (OP)
Blackpool Tower is safe, that's all that matters.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:58:45 PM No.212519555
>>212514993 (OP)
youre just mad you didnt think of it first
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:57:45 PM No.212521003
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>>212514993 (OP)
It's just a prank, Bruder.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:20:18 PM No.212521709
>>212514993 (OP)
That's a tyrannosaurus rex
NO CLARE THAT'S A TYRANNOSARUS REX.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:21:36 PM No.212521742
>>212517155
SHUT UP GIRL.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:23:01 PM No.212521784
>>212521709
>>212521742
>I want you to know I love you... like a lover.

*tries making out with him but Helmet gets in way*
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:36:22 PM No.212522211
>>212518363
Nah, S2 was different, but just as good.

Danger 5 is one of the very few examples of intentionally bad movies/shows that are actually funny. They even went into the 80s parody territory without it turning out shit like Kung Fury.

Honestly, it takes a lot of talent to do and very few can pull it off (see: Space Cop)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:17 PM No.212522248
>>212514993 (OP)
It's a good thing! It's to keep the Caliphate from getting it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:44:29 PM No.212522478
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>>212516850
had to dust this one off
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:53:21 PM No.212522764
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>>212516060
oops wrong image