Thread 212516956 - /tv/ [Archived: 965 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:10:20 PM No.212516956
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raptor
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Just put sexy velociraptors in the next Jurassic World, it's all anyone wants. I will actually go and watch the movie if there will be sexy velociraptors.
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sage
7/9/2025, 4:11:14 PM No.212516981
>>212516956 (OP)
Great thread OP, fucking kill yourself
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:29 PM No.212517008
>>212516956 (OP)
Great thread OP, fucking stay alive
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:15:43 PM No.212517081
The problem is it'd get an Adults Only rating and those types of films rarely do well in theaters anymore. The only one I know that was even a little bit of a success was Midnight Cowboy and that was far tamer than this idea.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:17:26 PM No.212517120
Serioisly though. Why the fuck not? Could it get any worse? Sam Neill will fuck your rubber dinosaur puppet.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:26:59 PM No.212517332
>>212516956 (OP)
Where are the boobies? No boobies, no watchies
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:29:27 PM No.212517383
>>212517332
Dinos didn't have boobies. You just want a scalie girl with vaguely velociraptor tendancies. Disgusting. Why even bother? Your fantasies are barely fantasies. You want an Argonian. You just want a girl dressed up in lizard makeup. You probably want it to have a normal vagina and butthole instead of a cloaca. You don't really want to fuck a velociraptor and it sickens me.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:32:04 PM No.212517425
>>212516956 (OP)
Same.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:32:36 PM No.212517437
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>>212517383
holy based
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:38:02 PM No.212517575
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>>212517437
hair reminds me of the dino from dinosapien. Did anyone else watch that weird ass show as a kid or just me?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:41:29 PM No.212517675
>>212517575
You watched a show about a girl fucking male dinosaurs as a kid? That's messed up
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:47:02 PM No.212517817
>>212517383
Uh, sure. Why not? Jurassic Park is about genetic modification and there's rejected concept art of human/Dino hybrids floating around. It'd be so simple. James Cameron gets his furlongs commissioned. Why not my scalies?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:49:37 PM No.212517870
>>212517437
Love this artist
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:55:03 PM No.212517992
Why did John Hammond try to make a family theme park instead of just making a dino brothel. Both are equally dangerous but only one puts kids' lives at risk. Was he a fucking idiot?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:56:35 PM No.212518026
>>212517992
Someone should open a brothel of animal prostitutes and use that money to save the rainforest.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:03:11 PM No.212518185
>>212517992
>You BRED Raptors?!
>oh yes, many times. Our male employees have a grand time. It's one of the many perks of working at the park.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:30:27 PM No.212518861
I want to fuck a dinosaur.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:47:34 PM No.212519294
>>212518861
Dinosaur vent dripping with human seed
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:57:56 PM No.212519529
>>212516956 (OP)
Where Scar Jo raptor?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:22:27 PM No.212520083
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>>212516956 (OP)
Man, wtf is this, I think is by far the most retarded shit I ever seen been posted on /tv/
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:33:21 PM No.212520339
>>212520083
You're a frogposter so your opinions don't matter.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:36:08 PM No.212520412
>>212517383
You're worse than furries
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:04 PM No.212520436
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>>212516956 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:43:07 PM No.212520598
>>212516956 (OP)
can you just tell me who made this?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:51:09 PM No.212520807
>>212517817
>>212517992
The problem is that in the 90's genetic stuff was just beggining, plus Hammond was just a grandpa. However novel Hammond could indeed have said
>Fuck kids
And make indeed dinosaur woman
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10335470&tags=dilophosaurus

Masrani could have give it a try to this concept, maybe kids were still attracted to dinosaurs but not adults, the ones with money.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:51:15 PM No.212520809
>>212520412
Furries are lame and gay because they just dress up in stupid mascot costumes and fuck each other, or they masturbate to characters that basically look like humans but are cartoon animals. What's even the point in that?
>>212520436
>big tits and glutes
GARBAGE
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:54:15 PM No.212520889
>>212520598
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4679556&tags=velociraptor+feral
full image here but artist is unknown unfortunately
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:56:25 PM No.212520960
>>212520809
>hat's even the point in that?
animal faces are cute
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:06:38 PM No.212521278
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>>212516956 (OP)
This. What happened to Blue anyway?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:09:28 PM No.212521359
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>Latest episode of Rick and Morty reveals that Summer writes raptor porn
One of the few good things to come out of that show.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:12:39 PM No.212521463
>>212516956 (OP)
But the raptors are sexy already. I'd absolutely destroy Blue's hole.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:54 PM No.212521507
>>212516956 (OP)
Only if I can make mutant half dino babies with them.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:15:41 PM No.212521569
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:51 PM No.212522265
>>212520807
People seem to forget that when it comes to porn, a lot of the rich people will pull out a shit ton of money for sex. Hammond could've done both. The dinosaur sex would be to get rich donators that are men or women who want to 'ethically' cheat on their spouse and then all the funding can go to making a safer theme park or just bringing other extinct animals back to life like the Caspian Tiger.

Instead the dumbass trusted 1 fat fuck to not betray him.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:38:58 PM No.212522302
>>212521569
>no tits on the gun, jet, tank, car
One job
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:39:59 PM No.212522336
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Why can't I have this bros...
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:40:30 PM No.212522352
>>212517992
The problem he was in costa rica not columbia
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:47:40 PM No.212522576
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>>212522302
How would a car even drive with tits on it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:19:11 PM No.212523551
>>212522576
Arcee manages.. Also Arachnia, and others OWO
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:25:01 PM No.212523701
>>212517383
we get it you're gay and don't like big dragon boobies
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:26:55 PM No.212523751
>>212522336
I'd be terrified of the teeth. Other than that, goddamn. Wtf /tv/, why are you getting me into dino porn.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:30:30 PM No.212523853
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>>212520412
Canโ€™t be worse than furries.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:56:15 PM No.212524585
Dromaeosaurs
Dromaeosaurs
md5: 8d64bc3ffae1c02ff131f7e9e97ba090๐Ÿ”
Reminder that velociraptors were dinolets and that utahraptors were the real dommy mommies.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:02:45 PM No.212524767
>>212516956 (OP)
>>212521278
>>212522336
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33oAuvbRg-c
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:51:09 PM No.212526262
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>>212524585
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:08:43 PM No.212526840
>>212526262
>boobs
>upright human stance
>probably has human style buttcheecks and no cloaca

God wept. But you do you.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:09:44 PM No.212526886
Capture
Capture
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I've caught a raptor, gents, now what do we do with it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:17:29 PM No.212527126
>>212526886
let her out
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:20:08 PM No.212527207
No.
No.
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>>212527126
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:34:13 PM No.212527666
>>212524585
Didn't they also make chicken noises?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:38:44 PM No.212527814
>>212522576
It would be very jiggly
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:48:39 PM No.212528108
>>212526886
She needs one of those O-rings in her mouth. You know, for science.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:08:23 PM No.212528709
>>212526840
>gatekeeping a fetish as based as dino fucking
on-model
furry
humanoid
bipedal
boobs, no boobs
don't care, give me all.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:20:32 PM No.212529078
this still up? Wow
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:26:12 PM No.212529293
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>>212526262
>I hope he calls me a clever girl just one more time
Ok I chuckled.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:28:51 PM No.212529373
dinosore
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:29:48 PM No.212529408
>>212529078
If thirty supermen threads can stay up this can too
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:30:09 PM No.212529426
>>212529293
I sneedled
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:04:47 AM No.212530379
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:18:15 AM No.212530768
>>212517383
>Dinos didn't have boobies. You just want a scalie girl
>>212516956 (OP)
Op is literally just an animal with appropriate anatomy. Not a furry anthropomorphic thing.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:21:31 AM No.212530851
goo2r2U
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>>212522336