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>drinking coffee for five hours a day

so I guess he killed himself because of a caffeine-induced psychotic break.

>>212518253 (OP)
>having friends
Wouldn't be me. Nice try.

>>212518253 (OP)
>pastapilled
I hate all these normies using 4chan lingo now.
The internet was a mistake.

>>212518253 (OP)
Is this a joke about the show Friends and how they pretty much do that?

>>212518423
weirdest one to hear for me was someone saying they got cucked (didn't get what they wanted in this context)

>>212518423
You have two chins.

>>212518253 (OP)
I wish he had recorded it. It would have been funny to see the ACK!

life is all about having negroni as your friends

*Blocks your path*

>>212518253 (OP)
Eurobros literally live like this and still claim to suffer.

>friends
They get really boring after your 20's. You realize afterwards everyone is just looking out for themselves and friends aren't more than acquaintances you can use for favors. If you still rely on friends in your 30's instead of family or work, then you'll be miserable. Everyone else will have moved on. Maybe they can see you at a very specific time for five minutes of coffee but that's it.

>>212519519
Spaniards live like that and they're dirt poor because of it. Europe is a pretty large place, it doesn't mean much as a descriptor.

>>212519638
>dirt poor
This means nothing in Europe. Those Spaniards probably have a nice family home and no/very little expenses. They probably get enough from the govt. to comfortably NEET and still habe spending money to do stuff with.

>>212518423
>muh sekret club
you are a newfag

>>212519623
friends arent for "relying on", sounds like you're just a miserable narcissist and thats why you have no friends left.

>life is about having some underage guy fuck your girlfriend

>>212519344
Joe Rogan is the liberal Joe Rogan

>>212519722
trvth nvke

>>212519722
I have a lot of friends. I just don't see the joy in meeting them anymore. Everyone is busy with their own lives. If you don't have a decent job and partner, chances are they'll consider you a loser. Everyone turns into a high performing prick in their 30's and nobody wants to be left behind. Every time you're with friends, you'll be reminded how much further you're behind and they'll remind you every other sentence.

>have a negroni
>have two
>then a few more
>get shitfaced
>get horny
>women are too much work
>download grindr
>get assfucked by a negroni
>get assfucked by two

>>212519892
also trvth nvke

>>212518253 (OP)
But he hated Mumford and Sons fucker coffee

>>212518889
Not funny, just bad racist AI

>>212519892
>>212519892
>I have a lot of friends.
its always people with no friends saying shit like this. the rest of your post just proves it, knowing people is not the same thing as having friends, going to college with some other shitbags is not having friends, people with friends only have one or two real friends. friendships take mutual work and sacrifice like in a relationship, you don't "use" eachother, everybody has enough time to catch up and hang out once in a while.
>we got drunk in college and did funny stuff so we must have been friends! wait why don't we give a fuck about eachother anymore now we grew out of that?
friendship isn't defined by that, its sticking up and looking out for eachother, being honest and open, even if it takes effort and isn't always beneficial for yourself.

>>212519892
>Everyone turns into a high performing prick in their 30's and nobody wants to be left behind.
This is extremely specific to whatever upper-middle social strata you live in, tons of people don't do that in their 30s. Tons of people don't do that ever, and lots of them still have families and social lives outside of them.

>>212519892
Three things you ought to do:
1. Stop being friends with kikes
2. Do something you're proud of
3. Swallow your envy you miserable niggerfaggot

>>212520063
>friendship isn't defined by that, its sticking up and looking out for eachother, being honest and open, even if it takes effort and isn't always beneficial for yourself.
And past 30 nobody has time for that. They're all to busy focusing on themselves. How old are you? Because it sounds like you haven't reached that age where your friends of many years back drift away and you realize you were always kind of lonely but just covered it up with shallow friendships.

>>212519638
but they're happier than you'll ever be

>>212518253 (OP)
>Have a caffe Nero
>Have two

>>212520111
i thought yuppie faggots were supposed to be smart
you admit your "friendships" were shallow and fake and then also act like these were "true" friendships and that i simply haven't experienced that inevitability myself yet with an air of superiority, get some self-awareness soulless cuck.
your friends aren't "focusing on themselves", they just dont want to "focus" on you because they never gave a fuck in the first place.

>>212520111
not counting my family members, I know at least two people I could call right now, say it's an emergency and I need them to drop everything, and they'd do it without hesitation. or, y'know, who I've had tons of serious fights and disagreements with over the years, and we've changed each other for hopefully the better as a result of it. if all your interactions with a person have been positive, they've probably never been your friend.
t. almost-40

>>212520174
You don't realize they're shallow friendships until they're gone.

>>212520181
>if all your interactions with a person have been positive, they've probably never been your friend.
This is a solid truth nuke.

>>212518253 (OP)
Is this a Negroni?

>>212520200
If you move around or change jobs a few times you can easily learn to identify which friendships are shallow well before they evaporate. That said you seem like you've been on a pretty continuous path since adolescence so you probably never had the opportunity to develop that skill.

>>212519638
Germans and japs are miserable because they work 20 hours a day. The spanish have the correct mindset

>>212518795
How old were you people in my school were saying that in 2017

>>212518423
It's always the faggots who say "normie" who have the loudest opinions about gatekeeping kek

>>212520111
>Because it sounds like you haven't reached that age where your friends of many years back drift away and you realize you were always kind of lonely but just covered it up with shallow friendships.
I can't tell if you're trolling or just completely lacking self awareness. You're trying to project your social experiences as universal and inevitable to cope with how unsatisfied you are by them. They aren't universal, they're probably somewhat common for people in your social circles but they are in no way some universal inevitability.
Friendship is not some superficial illusion that evaporates when you get older, people can make real friendships even well past their 30s.

>>212519892
You could've just said "I'm a white collar dickhead" and saved yourself the trouble of writing all that.

>>212518253 (OP)
>life is about necking yourself because you're a vapid shell of a man

>>212518253 (OP)
Everyone has a life aphorism until they get cucked in the face

>>212518423
>normie
The term is "normalfag" and if you refuse to use it, you're one of them.

>>212521882
>normalfag
It feels like years since I've seen that.

>>212519892
That means you have no friends

>>212522023
Don't worry. No charge for them.

>>212518253 (OP)
>true love is Google searching your ex wife 300 times to bust her balls

>>212519782
>>212519344
Joe is actually a liberal lmao. He’s just white and masculine so they hate him

>>212522344
The MSM has soent enormous amounts of effort to convince people that anyone not towing the party line post Trump is pro-Trump. He interviews a bunch of people with controversial and or conservative opinions without condeming them therefore he's pro-Trump, and his audience has started to reflect this.

>>212522344
>Joe Rogan
>white
can you prove that?

>>212518253 (OP)
Life is all about casually discussing with your (((friends))) how to genocide the people of the nation that graciously allowed you to reside as one of their own over a plate of overpriced steak
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ

>>212519892
>chances are they'll consider you a loser
And there it is, the real reason why you don't like meeting your friends

>>212519892
You do understand you're supposed to look at your successful friends and want the same for yourself right?
That's how things work. Surround yourself with people better than yourself so you can in turn ignite your competitive spirit and git gud.
Not doing this is a sign of low T.

>>212518253 (OP)
ACK

>>212519892
Real friends don't beat you down, assuming that's what's actually happening and you aren't just turning every normal conversation into a perceived slight against you
Get better friends

>>212522344
>masculine

>>212519623
The least autistic poster on 4chan.

>>212518253 (OP)
I visited Paris a month ago. It was so beautiful and the food was so good and suprisingly cheap. I get where this nigga was coming from.

>>212524375
Compete in what? You can work your ass off for 20 years and still there will be people who were born 600 million dollars/euros richer than you are. I don’t have a single friend who has grind mindset in their 30s instead of just trying to enjoy their life, where do you meet these people? I’m a medical doctor.

>>212519892
You sound like you just have shitty friends, anon

>>212522487
Sure but Rogan is literally pro-Trump though.

>>212519623
Come the fuck on. What? Who else you gonna watch lotr extended marathon get drunk at the same time and yell stupid dick jokes with?

>Eat slowly. Tip a cold pint. Have a drink. Have two. Order a Negroni rare. Check in on the steak. Check in on the cream sauce. Eat the person next to you. Be open to somewhere you've never been. Enjoy your server. Have yourself at 4 o'clock in a local restaurant. Eat in a world where you may not understand or agree with someone you think may have nothing in common with you, but have an oyster with them anyways tonight. Get the ride. Listen to your friends. Go to a mostly empty bar.

>>212522344
joe is a power bottom bro

When you live your life as a performance for an audience who isnt even with you in real life (be it television based or social media based) you get ontologically and existentially insecure ..... especially if you're preaching about authenticity.
Suicide is a likely outcome.
His whole shtick was a performance about how to be authentic. His whole life was a sham. Of course he'd kill himself at some point regardless of his girlfriend fucking a minor who then blackmailed her.

>>212518423
>The internet was a mistake.
Now, now, how could mentally ill political extremists, flat earthers, and other assorted retards meet up with each other at the scale they have without the internet?

>>212525612
Good post.

>>212525401
He said this?

>>212525761
They didn’t, and do you remember how much more calm society was back then?

>>212518253 (OP)

>>212524375
Or you could surround yourself with people you like and feel a close bond with, like a sane person, instead of this gay-ass sigma mentality

>>212519638
>have a cute little SOVLful house where you, your wife, and a grandma live
>electronics are all a few years old (kino)
>walk around drinking nigronis and coffee all day
>some fat American calls you poor because you don't finance the new iPhone 18 or take out a $40k loan for an entry level car
pffffft fuck out of here. "Y-your poor!" is the lamest diss someone could ever utter

>>212519690
yeah but can they buy an F-250 or new plasma tv whenever they want to?

>>212519623
>instead of family or work
Zoomer brainbroken by podcasts detected

>>212519909
He literally warned you not to have more than two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxWjRU8oxU

>>212518253 (OP)
Anthony Bourdain said coffee isn't a lifestyle though

>>212522344
Joe is not a liberal, and he is not a conservative, he is not left wing or right wing or even in the center, he is truly nothing, he is a fucking RETARD, he is tabula rasa, a blank slate, which is why he has been astroturfed to be the most famous entertainer on the planet for no fucking reason, who else in the history of entertainment or popular culture has been so famous and deserved it so little? Literally everyone knows Rogan is talentless. He's not smart, he's not funny, he says the same shit for the most part every ep of his podcast. So why is pushed, why is he a plant? Precisely because, deep down, he is a nothing. Anything can be written on him at any time from any source. Anyone can influence him to have any opinion about anything, and it doesn't even take the slightest push, it takes nothing at all. He is the single most efficient and effective way to spread an idea.