Why is Superman just Starlord now?
Why is Nicholas Hoult so dogshit as Lex?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752078432814071.mp4

They turn Jor-El into Omni Man and the movie ends with Superman shitting all over Krypton and jerking off his human parents while a quirky pop song plays. Guardians of the Galaxy down to the fucking T. THIS is the fate of DC after everything they've achieved in their 80 year existence. Relegated to the playground of a 57 year old manchild redditor. GRIM.

AN ANON FUCKING LEAKED THIS 6 MONTHS AGO AND NO ONE BELIEVED HIM LMAOOOOO

why do they keep making Lex some weak nerd when he's always been portrayed as a gigachad genius?
It's starting to actually confuse me at this point, nearly every modern adaptation gets it wrong

>>212521271 (OP)
Why is Spiderman allowed to whine but not Superman?

Why the fuck do I keep hearing people say this is comic accurate Superman?
Superman doesn't act like this in any popular movies, shows or comic books
This is just le funny MCU man but with a Superman costume slapped on
I keep seeing people say that this is like "A Superman TAS Episode come to life" but none of the actors or the writing are even remotely similar outside of the serialized style

Fuck off

>>212521271 (OP)
Keep crying chud.
Gunn won.
You lost.
You are completely drenched in your piss.

>>212521419
it was already a joke when they had the dude from catch me if you can't play him in batman vs superman.

unironically joe rogan would have been a closer match to lex luthor than that retard

>>212521473
Ever heard the one about how truth limps while falsehood flies? Everything repeated in this world are just fucking lies made up the people in power handed to the NPC masses to regurgitate.

>>212521484
and by catch if you can't, i of course mean 'now you see me, now you don't see me'

>>212521315
>>212521347
>>212521419
>>212521473
pissing.

>>212521271 (OP)
>Why is Nicholas Hoult so dogshit as Lex?
He's dogshit in everything.

>>212521473
moron consooms wouldn't know. generic gunnslop for MCU to push a qt dog

>>212521510
russian lit icons are made of this awareness. you can't defeat the machine as much as try not to let it grind you into grist.

>>212521271 (OP)
I prefer this over emo superman

>>212521655
If Russian authors of that time were transported to 2020's America, they would kill themselves within 5 minutes.

I know all the posts above are bait/jokes/trolling but i think this Superman looks fun because he has real personality and isn't this boring, stoic guy who doesn't feel human. Anyway i bought 7 tickets for friday for me and my friends, we're pretty hyped :)

Kek chuds still crying

Gunnbros... we won

so what is the plot of the movie anyway?

>>212521271 (OP)
Why does nu-Superman say "dude" now?

I think the whole Jor-El as Omni-Man thing is awful, but it's funny that they made Krypto just a genuinely poorly behaved dog.

>>212522838
I find it weird that Krypto isn't even Superman's dog, but Supergirl's.

>>212522897
That seems accurate

Got my Dolby cinema ticket booked bros, though I don't really care about the movie much. But it was surprisingly easy to book great seats and I really want to try Dolby cinema because I'm autistic about things like consumer grade movie formats.

>calling your dog dude

>>212521469
well i'm not a huge fan of current spiderman guy but he often is portrayed in a kind of arc of awkward teenager nerd growing up. In general it just feels like all characters are morphing into the same personality the same way movie styles are all becoming the same cgi blended mess.

AI generated movie btw

>>212523350
just to expand, there are some interesting ways to interpret both spiderman/superman in and out of their suit, which one is the 'costume' etc. but usually it's clark kent who is snarky, nerdish, etc not superman, for obvious reasons.

>>212523134
No, it isn't. Krypto was always Superman's dog. In most continuities Jor-El either sends the dog with Superman in the pod, or before as a test. Either way Superman find it.

>>212521271 (OP)
hahhahahahahaha soo funny the super doggo attacked the bad man mid speech.
hahahahahahaha hahahah did you see how superman kept telling the super doggo to drop him??? ahahahahahahahahahahahhah
I'm like literally dead from laughter right now.

JUST

>>212521271 (OP)
>Why is Superman just Starlord now?

>>212523497
They really went all in copying the aesthetics of Richard Donner's movie, huh?

>>212521271 (OP)
SAAAR HOW CAN HE BITE

but no really, caring about superhero movies is such third world pajeet shit.

>>212523331
I do this

>>212523497
Kryptonians are Jews and Kryptonite is calling them that.

>>212523497
Cooper is such a fucking dogshit choice for Jor El but to be expected from Gunn since he's a massive Nepo enabler

>>212521271 (OP)
Look at me, I'm the Superman now