its good but i couldn't help but feel its a little overrated
I'm sure that has nothing to do with the people who control the film industry
>Prince of Egypt (Exodus)
>Road to El Dorado (The Man Who Would Be King)
>Sinbad (Damon and Pythias)
Spirit is the only one that isn't based on something
>>212523852 (OP)I remember dragging my parents to see this in theatres as a kid because i loved the cicil B demille version.
I loved it and rewatched it recently and it held up. Idk why tho as a kid i loved the Playing with the Big boys now song because i loved the part where moses turns his staff into a snake.
But rewatching it the song was lame.
Prince of Egypt was originally going to be the first animation movie by DreamWorks, but that title ended up going to Antz instead
>>212523852 (OP)I still don't understand why they made all the Jewish characters look like Puerto Ricans. Guess Dreamworks was always woke.
>>212523852 (OP)I found it hard to believe how one man can somehow cause the Red Sea to part down the middle. There's no scientific basis behind it.
>>212524953Early Hebrews were brown considering the desert's on the fucking equator, retard.
Antz was more enjoyable to me. I guess I have a thing for sardonic/witty/edgy writing
>>212525019I could settle down in the deepest, blackest, furthest reaches of the deserts of Africa with my wife and our kid would still be white if she didn't go behind my back and get knocked up by the village shaman or some snake charmer. Your skin doesn't change color because of where you were born, it's genetics you bumbling retard.
>>212523852 (OP)The craziest thing about this movie is that it actually fucking happened.
>>212523852 (OP)Overrated how? This movie is niche, barely anybody even remembers it exists.
>>212525108Not really. Everyone knew that Katzenberg was going to make something epic and grand after leaving Disney.
>>212525090Antz was Jewish in the subversive New York City way and The Prince of Egypt was Jewish in a Biblical Hebrew kind of way.
>>212525105Look up generational alleles dipshit.
>>212524993Damnโฆ. you could like call it โฆโฆ. a miracleโฆโฆ. or somethingโฆโฆ..
>>212525108>it actually fucking happened.No.
Moses is a myth. There's no actual proof that God exists. Also, the Egyptians never enslaved the Hebrews.
>>212525385Is "generational" alleles the reason your wife gave you for why your kid came out brown? What skin color does your milkman have? You clearly don't understand how genetics work and you're far too trusting of your spouse.
>>212523852 (OP)This movie is one of the GOATs. Too bad Dreamworks gave up on trying to be good
>>212525481no way we had it that good back in 2004 or whatever
>>212525481ralph fiennes is incredible in this
Kung Fu Panda 2 is an insult to the first movie
>>212523852 (OP)It was pretty, but the story makes little sense. The MC suddenly betrays his family and becomes a total dick because the talking bush told him to. Also his magic powers are simply better and stronger than his opponents' magic powers from the get-go. Whoa, such tension.
>>212526313If you read the Bible, you'd know why the bush talked.
I prefer the CGI DreamWorks movies
>>212527087The only 3D movie I liked was that old Pixar movie about an ant. It had a surprisingly good message for a kids movie.
>>212523852 (OP)>>212523893>>212525230>>212525475Reminder that the entirety of Expfus as well as the whole of the Old Testament and New Testament are literal history and the word of Christ, who praised Moses as a great prophet and upheld his laws. Failure to believe this will condemn you to hell.
Itโs not too late to repent. Christ is King
>>212527215wtf where do I convert to Islam?
>>212525475>There's no actual proof that God exists.wrong, the bible says he exists and it should know because he wrote it
>>212527258you would be a muslim incel groomed into being a suicide bomber with promises that you'll totally get your child bride in heaven
The horses movie was good, if a bit politically correct
>>212527215>literal historynever mention the most notable landmark. also claims foreigner slaves lived in unguarded Individual homes when not building
>>212527692The Bible is propaganda fanfiction written for the weak and feeble-minded, essentially ancient proto-reddit.
>>212523852 (OP)The funny thing is that although the Egyptians loved to record everything they could, there are no records even suggesting that the Israelites were ever in Egypt. We know how much the workers who built the pyramids were paid, but no one ever even mentioned the kikes, the plagues they brought, anything.
>>212523852 (OP)Disney would have done a better job with the songs, even the Steve Martin Short song, which should have been a real high point, feels like they just had it there as a placeholder until they wrote a better one, but there wasn't enough time to do so.
Just a reminder that the first Madagascar movie is a cinematic masterpiece. Shame about the weak sequels tho.
>You know, RJ, just for the record. You told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear? We would've given it to you
>Really?
>Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other
>I've never had anything like that.
>I know. But believe me, this... this is the gateway to the good life
>Really wish you would've told me that sooner
>Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. So, what do you say? You wanna be a part of it?
Over the Hedge is an overlooked gem