Why is Nu Superman Democrats vs Publicans? Why does this keep happening?

>Why is Nu Superman Democrats vs Publicans? Why does this keep happening?
Because Gen Xers and redditors killed the last one

Man of Steel actually tried to treat Superman like a serious character; first contact, identity, burden of power and Gen X critics couldn’t handle it because it didn’t come with a laugh track and a post-credits shawarma joke. “Why isn’t he quipping like Iron Man?” Because it’s Superman, not some smug Reddit avatar in a cape.

These faggots wanted Whedon-tier sarcasm every five seconds. They wanted Clark Kent doing zingers mid-genocide. “Uhh awkward!” “Did I do that?” Get fucked. MoS had consequences, tone, mood shit Marvel hasn’t had once since like Winter Soldier, and even that part of Marvel had him talking to a talking racoon just 2 years later

“Oh but he’s too stoic and!”
Yeah, because he's processing the fact he had to exterminate the last of his race to save the planet (like he did in Superman 2). Not everything needed a punchline but dopamine-starved cretins seethed and complained about non-issues like "PRODUCT PLACEMENT BAD" meanwhile Superman 2 had fucking Marlboro ads in it mid Zod fight.

They rejected the mythic version of Superman because it made them feel something and didn’t come prepackaged as content for reaction YouTubers. So now you get this new soft-reboot garbage where he talks like a Starlord and they frame political debates like it’s fucking Falcon and Winter Soldier again.

They did this. They chose this. They spit on the last real Superman and now you're stuck with content-farmed nonsense written by people who think “hope” means smiling at the camera while everything explodes in the background.

Fuck you

>>212523968 (OP)
When you politicize being a good person, being good become politics.

>>212524224
You are based sir

>>212523968 (OP)
People still talking about democrats vs republicans have no idea what’s going on

How the fuck are you still invested in this faggot circus after trump basically gloated about getting away with fucking kids on epsteins island

>>212526214
fucking children in their little pink assholes is cool and based when you’re a white man

>>212524224
even if gunn and synder never existed, and you asked me who the most smug reddit avatar superhero is, I’d say superman. followed by the nebbish peter parker

>>212524224
The problem was that the writer was pretentious. Treating Superman like the second coming of Christ. I fucking hate christcuck porn

>>212524224
If only there were more options than brooding snyder slop and quipy reddit slop

>>212526631
they’re called comic books

>>212524224
It was a fake hit campaign, no one irl hates MoS

>>212526505
I have no problems with superman flying with both arms open
>t. non christcuck

>>212526505
lol did you even watch the movie, its shits on christcucks going full retard over clark performing miracles when papa kent knows his existance as an alien will btfo christanity

>>212526505
He is absorbing sunrays.

>>212524224
incredibly based and redpilled

>>212526505
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>>212527055
>gunpedo jeets hands typed this
seethe, Christ is king

>>212524224
You've never read a comic book in your life. This is how you snyderfags cope with the fact everyone likes the new movie kek.

>>212529477
Why do newfags puke the same buzzwords