Jurassic World Rebirth - /tv/ (#212527388) [Archived: 600 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:25:41 PM No.212527388
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Enough with Superman talk, let's talk Dino kino, it also made me want some doritos, a snickers and some dr pepper
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:30:35 PM No.212527539
but I'm a Pibbchad
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:37:36 PM No.212527776
>>212527539
Yikes
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:14:47 PM No.212528903
dolores
dolores
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>>212527388 (OP)
Best actor in the movie
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:16:03 PM No.212528935
>>212527388 (OP)
you couldn't even google a picture of a dinosaur or the movie poster you lazy fag?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:17:48 PM No.212528994
Snickers/Lays/Dr. Pepper/Altoids. Doubtless some others.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:19:46 PM No.212529054
>>212527388 (OP)
It fucking sucked
Easily the worst cast of every single Jurassic movie, not a single character to like or feel even a little investment in
The spic family (who were conspicuously left out of all trailers and promotions) are awful for the above reasons, are completely plot-irrelevant, and do nothing
You can tell immediately which characters are going to live and which are going to die so at no point in the movie did I feel any tension
The Velociraptors are replaced by the Mutadons, only to do an exact replay of the kitchen scene from the original Jurassic Park

The cast was awful, there were no thrills, this movie was garbage. A new low for the franchise and for Edwards.