IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED AND RAPED THAT OGRE 1000 TIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. DONKEY LOOKS LIKE A DESPICABLE ME CHARACTER. SHREK'S KIDS WILL PROBABLY TROON OUT AND FIONA WILL FORCE SHREK TO ACCEPT IT BECAUSE, "THE WORLD HATED YOU FOR BEING AN OGRE, CHUD, SO YOU MUST LET YOUR KIDS CHOP THEIR DICKS AND TITS OFF OR YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FARQUAAD", TO WHICH SHREK WILL REPLY: "AYE, I GUESS YER RIGHT GREEN LADDIE. ALSO I LOVE DONKEY'S PENIS" AND THEN THERE WILL BE A GAY SEX SCENE BETWEEN THEM WHILE DRAGON WATCHES.
sir I am pleased to inform you that you have qualified for a free mandatory lobotomy.
>Hey, Donkey! My wife tells me you voted Trump!
>Yeah, I did. I admit it.
>You idiot! He said he's going to drain the swamp!
>Exactly, Shrek.
>What?
>Since he said he will do it, then he denies he opportunity for others to do it, and since Trump never follows through...
>..The swamp is never drained! Donkey, you're a genius!
>*puts on sunglasses* HEEE HAWW HEE HAWW
>>212527560 (OP)greatest /tv/ thread of all time
..sssssSSSSOME----
BODY
ONCE TOLD ME
MY TITS ARE GON ANNOY ME
SO- I USED THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEE- ED
>>212527560 (OP)bro you're an adult, it's time to let shrek go. it's unironically ogre.
>>212528487WELL THE DOC START CUTTIN AND THEY DONT STOP CUTTIN
