>youtube video "essay"
>reads the according wikipedia page ad verbum

this but "im gay and retarded" piped in

L oL I L o v e I t Wh eN That H a P p e N S

>>212531485 (OP)
According to who?

>video essay
>but first we have to go... ALL the way back...
Nope. WE don't. You are evil.

>>212531485 (OP)
there are people getting thousands of dollars doing this btw

>ONIONS DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY AND FAT AND RETARDED

>>212531669
If I wasn’t lazy and retarded I could get on this but there’s no point.

STOP BULLYING STUCKMANN

>>212531564
when the Jaguar dare to be different tranny ad campaign came out there was a billion zillion faggots coming out of the woodwork with the same captain hindsight tier lukewarm safe edgy take that "uhm they shouldn't of done that haha" like no fucking shit they shouldn't, but you out of 10,000 other mouthbreathers have literally said the same fucking thing in the past month as if we didn't know what the common consensus was

Add to that most of these people think that theyre marketing big brain geniuses for saying these things and none of them ever commented or interacted with Jaguars branding ever in their lives, and in their 20 minute video essays they read the same goddamn Wikipedia article making sweeping assumptions about the marques history ends up making the video 16 minutes reading a timelined history for children (brooo we have to bring up the fact SS Cars sounds like Nazis! and the 1955 Le Mons crash! and the E type! but then skip over their huge financial success of the XJ6, the legitimately complicated history of BL in the 80s and the brand revival in the 00s because its too hard and requires "research" which involves reading an AR Online article oh my god its too hard), two minutes talking about the rebranding, two minutes talking about how Jaguars are for old men and one minute of sponsor shoutouts

Modern video essays are so formulaic and gay, its very noticeable with car "journalists" (they might call themselves this without actually doing an ounce of original research that they sourced themselves)

>/tv/ unironically recommends some spergy troon-loving youtuber
>video on Japan's modern cultural influence has half an hour doing the worst imaginable recap of 1,000 years of history

Damn I just realised a lot of these guys probably just get ChatGPT to obfuscate that fact now
I used to be big into video essays until I realised they were just reading shit verbatim and now I barely listen to them anymore

I don’t understand a single post in this thread. Dead internet theory is confirmed.

>>212531955
As a person who also hates when clueless people talk about niches that I specialize in, I respect and appreciate your passion for your car lore.

>>212531485 (OP)
>OP uses Ad Verbum instead of Verbatim..

>>212533034
Makes one think

>>212531485 (OP)
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>Listening to essay videos because too busy to read wikipedia

>>212532857
I think i got triggered when i saw Marques Brownlee pop up on my twitter feed talking shit about Jaguar in the wake of the new ad campaign and i was so annoyed mainly because he has never spoken about the brand? the best quote ive read about video essayists and public figures in general is if you think someones a genius, wait until they speak about something you know about. and so seeing all these faggots come out of nowhere to throw their two cents in was infuriating. The only persons opinion i cared about during the saga was Harry Metcalfe because he is a respected high end car journalist for the past 30 years and cares deeply about Jaguar looong before this bad rebranding happened and his experience counts for something. Meanwhile those shitters that get jelqued/endorsed non stop at Donut media or Hoovies Garage by consoomer youtube slop retards (how many times can i say retard?) think that these broad surface level knowledged shilling grifting men who poised themselves to get rich off the facade of cars are treated like beacons of light.

Its just so frustrating to see your hobby be totally niggerlicious by everyone wanting to be 'kings' of the space when theyre just broad appeal hacks

>video essay is about e-drama gossip
>it's couched in therapyspeak therefore it's analytical and empathetic

>>212533903
So true

>>212534404
this guy was so mad that despite James making bank that he still uses cheap homemade and effective solutions to camera placement problems, old MiniDV era work processes and sophmore tier movies. He has a problem with someone being comfortably himself

>>212534552
He wants people to forget the fact that he was in Channel Awesome

>>212531485 (OP)
>video explanation of a movie
>is literally just narrating the plot

>>212531485 (OP)
So why don't you do it and make some motherfucking money?