>malcolm totally blows off a girl who was into him and later turns into a 10/10 and woud have been loyal to him for being nice to her from the start
hahaha we've all been there
>>212531966 (OP)She would have dropped him like a sack of hammers the second they graduated high-school and she started living in the real world. Which is more devastating is debatable.
>>212531966 (OP)Is she the one who had the big boobs that he or Reese grabbed?
>>212532128Yes, Reese copped a feel for those big jewbs
>>212532097This. The "its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" faggots are full of shit. Nailing a 10/10 in highschool and then having her break up with you is devastation to the point where most people never recover from it.
>>212531966 (OP)>trusting a jewuhhhh
>tfw mom declines your $100k job offer because she wants you to be president
Classic. I remember when my mom did that I was so mad lol.
>>212532180Go get some stink on your johnson before you post here again
>>212532180Yep, completely fucked me up emotionally and even after I got over it, I had no concept of not being in the same league as certain chick's because I'd had a ten. Then for 10 years getting nothing but brutally shot down and made fun of and never even having another date because I'm below an 8 for all women now and I didn't understand that.
>>212532180>>212532412Thanks to you guys, I feel better about never having engaged in this. The closest I ever got was online dating but I got over that quickly.
>>212532728I'm in the same boat as them. It's better to not know what you're missing out on.
>>212532728>>212532752I can give you a tip from someone who's learned the hard way. Ask out every girl you like (unless it might effect work or something) because the fact that you asked them out hurts them more than getting rejected hurts you. Once I realized this it made approaching women so much easier and fun actually.
>hey watch me ruin this chick's weekendIt's a win win. I do it at the time now.
>>212532321imagine the sort of emotional state an insecure teenage boy is at and then imagine that boy getting a 10/10 gf that he is utterly infatuated with. This all on top of his hormones and libido is all an ungodly high.
Then imagine that after they graduate, the 10/10 girl realizes how much open her choices are other than the quaint town she grew up in and decides to leave the boy. Its such a devastating event and creates this seething sense of you will never be good enough. Its like being let into Heaven for 10 min before God kicks you down into hell. Most people cope with this in toxic ways that fucks up the trajectory of their life because what 18 year old dude is going to navigate through that sort of thing in the most productive way?
>>212531966 (OP)>10/10 with that horsefacelmao
>>212532180People who say that shit are fucking retarded. They always frame it as a โlearning experienceโ but you can do literally everything right and the relationship can still go sour, making it a massive waste of time. The phrase is understandable when under the context of your partner dying but itโs fucking terrible almost anywhere else.
>>212532097>>212532180>>212532412>>212532728So what, you going to mope about it or man the fuck up
>>212532728>>212532752Dont mistake this for meaning you should never try. The real point is that kids in highschool should never take their relationships THAT seriously because they are almost destined to not last. You should be trying to meet women if youre a healthy young buck.
>>212532905The real trick is to just start talking to people. Thats it, not just women, but random strangers.
>>212532964That's potential ride or die physiognomy, you don't understand.
>>212532907>wall of textYeah I'm not reading any of that
>>212531966 (OP)I mean, he was a preteen or whatever. We all did stupid shit at that age.
>>212532980What a dumb way of looking at things. Life itself is a waste of time. Experiences are what matters, and having a relationship is an experience. I for one am glad to have had those experiences even if i never was in a relationship with a girl i was totally in love with.
>>212533081>>wall of textwew the average zoomie attention span is literally non-existent now
>>212532180You sound like a fag
>>212531966 (OP)For the past two months I've been ghosting a girl that inexplicably still shows interest in me because I keep getting drunk and losing all motivation to hang out with her. Last weekend I turned my phone off, drank tequila and played MGS2 during the time I was supposed to meet up with her.
>>212533081you have to be a disgusting phoneposter if that registers as a "wall of text" to you, or just a genuine smoothbrain, which isn't mutually exclusive
>>212533121No one wants to read your fanfiction, Rajesh.
>>212533125whoa dude so cool we got mr. badass here whos never felt heart break over a relationship!
Chances are you've never been so much as hugged by a woman you werent related to
>>212533121>>212533147>assblasted copeDelicious
>>212531966 (OP)I didnt blow her off and underneath her baggy pants and slipknot shirt she had an incredible body. I didnt do good in high school because we were more busy fucking. We eventually split up, but I kinda wish we hadnt. Life wont ever be that cool or carefree again
>>212533147>you have to be a disgusting phoneposterEw are you like, on a physical computer? Like an animal?
>>212533134This only works for so long, if you are actually interested in her behind the current games.
malcom is lucky af
my first love (tomboy) is trans now
>>212531966 (OP)>woud have been loyal to him for being nice to her from the start
>>212533213I'm not really interested. My downstairs neighbor introduced me to her since she's his niece but I just got out of a long term relationship not too long ago and I don't want to deal with women right now.
>>212533167i wasn't that anon, nor was i even following that exchange. he could be a retard jeet for all i know. i just think it's funny to post 'wall of text' for like 3 sentences. real brainfried shit
I think she was one of my first crushes as a kid and made me idolize women as a young man. Then when you grow up you realize reality is much different
>>212533121>>212533147son no one cares about your love for cock
>>212533258You should probably tell her that anon, it's not nice to play with someone's feelings
>>212533204>baggy pants and slipknot shirtI'm 30 and would kill for this, id settle for one with a average body. Hell, I'd take a black chick. But no all that's left are just obese native chicks
>>212533258Best not to fuck and duck a girl in his family then. Bit disrespectful. Ignore entirely is the right play.
>>212532180>break up bc she's moving for college>hear through the grapevine that she's banging half the dorm>her roommate even requested to move to another room bc she felt unsafe with how many guys she kept having over Feelsbadman
>>212533358she had a buzzcut too lol, quite the juxtaposition when her d's which you'd never even knew she had sprung out. Now I'm sad.
>>212533098I phrased myself poorly. Let me clarify what I meant. Yes some experiences are worth having. Getting dumped on by your high school girlfriend? Fair enough. Youโre fairly young and can learn about yourself through it. I just donโt think thereโs anything valuable about the experience of getting cheated on in a marriage you did everything right. Is it really wise to say โits better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at allโ to someone who will always have that love tainted for them? Especially if shit hits the fan when it comes to court? Is it really better at that point to believe it was better to love than not at all if it was a painful experience you already knew the lessons of?
>>212533338Actually 2nding this. Just tell her you're not interested, women will bitch all day about how men don't pick up on signals and hints but the reality is that's projection. They are terrible at it, you're doing both of you a favor.
Just don't be sour when in a few months you realize you blew it and she has convinced herself you're either gay or a serial killer and will can the police if you talk to her again
>>212533295Speakings the facts brother
every girl I fumbled turn out to be cooler later in life so they were probably better off without me, the fumbles also led me to find better things and friends so no use dwelling on it outside of wondering if the sex would have been good
>>212532149How did they film this?
>>212532180I barely remember the name of my highschool sweetheart.
>>212531966 (OP)>Avoiding the khazar milkersHe really was a genius.
>>212533976Iris.
Still remember them titties.
>>212531966 (OP)I did it too many times to remember them all. now I just long for death
>>212534236Same, so many movie dates and dinners that just ended because I didn't go in for a kiss or anything physical. She liked me!! Why the fuck didn't I just go for it??
Then they hate you because they think they rejected you. Happened at least 10 times.
Don't lose your nerve young fellas, if they are out with you they expect you to do something, this is really why nice guys finish last, it's that they never actually start the game because they are to gentlemanly (pussy) to go for it.
>>212532905>validating their ego is hurting them while proving how unwanted you are is better
>>212534568Kek, I admit that's a nice counter, but you really don't get how devastating it is when unattractive men hit on women. I've heard the water cooler talk and even broken up a few friendships because they tried to set me up.
>You actually thought we would be a good match? Nobody likes being lumped in to category where they don't feel they belong, especially women.
>>212533338This. While women deserve that kind of pain, don't be the same kind of scum they are. Tell her you are not in the proper state for a relationship and ignore her.
>>212533358Nothing wrong with black chicks. I've seen some gorgeous ones back in school. Avoid the fat girls though.
>>212533147>80% of posters are on f0n3z n0wand you're rotting on a scrap heap from 1985
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That's not exclusive to Malcolm.
>>212534893She looked too slavjew. Those features are uncanny valley to my Western mind.
He's NTA.
>>212534702>how devastating it is when unattractive men hit on women.It isn't. Them getting no attention hurts them far more than getting it from an ugly fuck. Same reason why the droves of invisible men are in far more pain than the boys who were at least acknowledged to some degree.
Remember, they enjoy their beta orbiters despite having no intention of being with them for anything remotely romantic or sexual. For a woman, there is no such thing as bad attention. This old fuck for example looked Chad to those girls for his negative actions towards their friend and they would have thought he was Chad for slapping them up too.
>>212533258>dating his own niecesmooth
>>212533911stop motion with a camera from 1890
he had his hands on her boobs for about 2 minutes, solid.
>>212533636for the record i think you won.
>32
>kissless virgin
>never been on a date or asked a girl out, ever
>pretty sure that I've never even had a girl show interest in me, had extended conversations with women, probably haven't even really had one on one conversation with one in my entire life
>yet another way in which I can't relate to people, people who spend their entire lives trying to get pussy, talk about pussy, talk about relationships, cry about breakups, talk about marriage, divorce, etc.
I honestly don't understand how a person can be so uncaring with life like I have been. Depression doesn't even describe my state.
>>212533258lemme get her number, bro
>>212534414best advice I'd give myself is just to try and not overthink it.
trial and error, face rejection and harden up. most of all, accept opportunities whenever they come, and jump on them without any hesitation because they don't hang around for very long.
>>212535700do something about it. spend the next year erasing your previous life and do something completely different.
it's entirely possible, stop living life on habit and face your fears.
if life sucks, there's little to risk by trying something new
>>212535933>do something about it. spend the next year erasing your previous life and do something completely different.With what fucking money moron.
>>212536004actually never mind bro
just keep whining about your life on 4cuck forever
>>212536004Get a job, dipshit. You certain should be after that before looking for women.
>>212533134This is based. Keep blowing her off and playing Metal Gear.
>>212535933>if life sucks, there's little to risk by trying something newThis. It's how I got myself to take chances and try new things.
>>212536004>shitposter never mentioned his financial state>shitposts about it when given adviceClearly you lack the intelligence and creativity to enjoy life without money. Like those mongs who think you need alcohol or drugs to have a goodtime.
>>212532207that was legit fucked
>NOOOO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A DREAM JOB!
>>212536426good on you man. it's amazing how much harm a mental block can do, and how much you can accomplish if you smash through that mental block - a little well focused rage tends to help.
>>212531966 (OP)This was me when I was like 15-20, now I'm 30 and bang nothing but sinlge moms and tinder fatties, I had no idea how good I had it back then...
>>212535002why did he threw food at the boomer's wife?
>>212536004attitude will serve you more than money
>>212536642because boomer wife didn't catched it
>>212536642kids can be really dumb and impulsive, and aren't taught much respect these days. Likely figured no one would do anything since they get away with everything
>>212531966 (OP)I had a gf back in high school. we were having so much sex it was a miracle she didn't get pregnant at that time. to clarify we both have families now and have children as well so no one was barren.
>>212532207>>212536517I think that was more related to Malcolm having a big enough challenge to improve as a person.
Early season Malcolm is mischievous but a good kid at heart, later seasons Malcolm really is an asshole, if didn't changed he would transform into Costanza 2.
>>212532180I'd rather nail a 10/10 in highschool and go through a breakup that would only sadden me for a few days (literally happened to me irl) instead of being a coward like you
>>212535002First paragraph:
I hear you, but not when they know you have no chance of even being an orbiter, they realize you're not going to simp at all for them and that lack of attention hurts them if you follow your logic. Call it a cope all you want to but I've heard from multiple friends of the women that they were upset far more than I was being rejected.
2nd paragraph:
You're a retard if you believe they think that guy is a Chad. You just "opinion disregarded" yourself.
>>212536762what are you doing here you fucking spastic
>>212533911With the producers dicks up Dewey's arse.
>>212536762plot twist: you're barren and your kids aren't yours!
>>212537013it always puzzled me how this 10/10 refers to the looks only. i've been with a few of them when i was modeling ages ago. some dumped me. my fault in some cases, but they all turned out to be bitches in later life. rich bitches either for the jobs they were handed or for the men they found. none of them i'd want to live with. the looks fade. many girls are sweet when 18.
>>212537356>admits to modeling>claims looks = bad personalitythe problem was you
>>212537486it was a job that happened to bring me close to a number of good looking girls. i was 18 myself. i mean, come on.
>>212531966 (OP)Not trying to humblebrag, but now that am more confident and know how to talk to women, I look back and it pisses me off how many times women were clearly into me and I just completely missed it. The worst of all was this absolutely stacked stacey that I drove home from work, and flat out said she's got the house to herself tonight, and I simply went "well I hope you enjoy it lol see you tomorrow"
>>212537535>took a job to trick girls into liking himpoor personality, son, I am disappoint
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>>212535002>omg i hoped someone would do this for sooo long
>>212536614Thanks. It was an epiphany I had one day while at college. I realized that I wasn't happy with how things were and that if I didn't take the chance things would remain miserable. The worst that could happen was the status quo remaining, so I force myself to take chances when it is something I want.
>>212536642>why would a male do something in front of some girlsWhy indeed.
>>212532180My only happy memories are sex with my gf from college. Without that id have nothing. Memories are better than fantasies
>that scene where they are laughing studying together and then move closer and closer to kiss each other until she snorts right in his face
>this is a common tope on movies, tv, and real life, the boy and girl sitting close together talking then get their mouths closer and closer together until they kiss
>this has never happened to me, never even been a remote possibility, im talking about a kiss of any kind
>33 years old
Every day I pray for a quick painless death and it hasn't happened. I wish I had been in Texas last week and got carried away by the flood waters.
>>212537535i was trying to say that 10/10 wife material is hard to find and should be kept at all cost. almost impossible to find it in the open and available after age 20. i realised too late.
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>>212531966 (OP)>>212532180>>212532728>>212536762>girl in high school would always be friendly to me and talk to me>i was too shy and awkward to realize it>sat next to me on the bus and would put her arm on me but I thought she was making fun of me>after graduation she gave me a card and her number and told me to keep in touch>i never didI blew it didnt I
>>212537296Exactly what I was thinking.
>>212537715good you learned it fairly early on. use your powers for good
>>212537021Of course they are upset, but a.) they know it means they are appealing to some degree, and b.) they get positive attention in the form of sympathy.
>he thinks its a coincidence that violent degenerate fucks are the ones father so many kids and getting laid constantlyAlright, mong.
>>212537640that wasn't the reason. i was offered the job. my personality, yeah well. i'm pretty bad but my dad cold beat up your dad. kek.
>>212537772>In a few years, you'll be marryin me!>Girls are just so confusing. I wish they'd be more straightforward and give me a sign.
>>212534893havent seen this in years
remembered the neighbor girl being a lot more attractive than this
>>212537750see this anon
>>21253771533 is older but still not as old as you think. you're at your peak potential physically, if you put effort in you can become a lot fitter, if you aren't already.
face your fears one by one, and live differently and you will increase your opportunities.
spending time with a girl is often enough to raise the chances of a kiss happening like that.
i didn't have it happen properly til 28, and it wasn't without awkwardness, but I did become better.
>>212531966 (OP)>woud have been loyal to him for being nice to her from the startWomen do not work this way.
>>212532905opposite side of the coin, if you're a reasonably attractive/desirable man it's incredible to reject a hot girl. they can't handle it. i've been rejected plenty of times and you move on. hot women lose their shit when they get rejected. it's better than sex
>>212537772Yes. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>212532180It's better to have loved and lost instead of being a pussy that makes pathetic copes such as this.
I'm going to my zoomer fwb's apartment, where she will pay for doordash and I will get to fuck her gym-toned butt. This can happen to you guys as well, just be yourself!
>>212537808Thanks. Traveled out of state for work, took the rental car, went out to the club with some coworkers and kicked with one in the pool and playing some pool. The only thing is my desire to chase after women died out, so I am mainly growing more so in other ways.
>>212537986>tfw I turned 33 a few months agoMy peak was a decade or so ago. Probably back in high school honestly as my hair was better and my body was less injured. I was far too shy though, so I wasted those years and have to make do with my higher maturity. Glad I am still able to do things with it.
>>212537772>knew a girl when I was 4, parents were friends with mine>used to kiss chase her round her house, loved her>moved far away>she ended up moving years later to the same region as me, wrote me a letter when we were 11 with her photo>by that time I'd become shy and never wrote her a reply>never forgot her>my father died when I was 21>her father gave my mother their number>my mother told me to call them up, to talk to her>by that time I was a waster in a black hole and thought there would be nothing I could talk to her about>never called>that was 20+ years ago now>still think of her from time to time
>>212537933I dunno, my dad was pretty tough
I bet I can piss higher than you on the wall
>>212537214That's a joke...right?
>>212538064get me one of her girlfriend's numbers, bro. hook it up!
>>212532180Trvke. Shit just fucked me up and made me unable to be emotionally available ever again.
>>212538049>>212537942we graduated in 2010. I looked her up a few yeara ago. shes covered in tats and weighs over 250lbs
She was so thin in high school. I couldve saved her.
>>212531966 (OP)only girl who expressed interest in me in school was a dwarf
she did not turn into a beautiful swan
>>212538223She's a zoomer, she doesn't have friends. She just works out and goes home. She has orbiters though, shit is sad. I'll keep an eye open for you, bro.
>>212534818plenty wrong with black chicks. Granted the type that wear baggy pants and a slipknot shirt are a very rare breed indeed.
Pro, they probably abandoned the hood culture they came from and only fuck non-blacks. However, con, she might be the kind of bitch not even niggas want. If shes super hot shes likely just wearing a costume for a different flavor of males attention
With the context of OP and the anon I originally responded to, I mean all this with that innocence now lost in mind
>>212538236get a load of this drama queen
>>212538284holy moly, she went crazy after you ghosted her
>>212531966 (OP)Is it unrealistic to pull girls like that being on the level of Malcom if you have a big dick?
>>212537970you probably ignored the butterface in favor of her delicious flat tummy
>>212538178yeah, probably, as i'm an old fart now. btw, most of the female models i met were indeed after rich men and talked about their options openly. there are breakrooms when you do trade fair shows. safer bet is a fellow student of medicine, preferrably a pediatrician. marry early and have kids. fucking around for fun ain't worth it.
>>212538416You can probably get a lot of gay dudes
>>212533134Stop being a pussy and just tell her specifically to go away. I get unjustifiably irritated when I get texts from people I donโt want to talk to
>>212532180I still dream of the girl I loved in HS and never even kissed or had sex with her. I have since had many LTRs and have been married and divorced and none have made up for the loss
>>212538442Yeah iโve banged a lot of model looking guys but really want cutiepie gf
>>212538086male biological peak is around 30, in terms of overall strength.
injuries suck, but some can be worked around, find a good sports focused physiotherapist with sound recommendations, and stick with whatever exercises they give you long term, as in semi-permanently. helped me a lot with neck stiffness, opened me up and it seemed to have secondary effects, maybe from better bloodflow and nerve growth.
>>212534893Why do people pretend she's good looking with that face?
I met a girl last fall who at first seemed like a qt trad girl who would treat me like a high school crush and was horny as a schoolgirl, but then i learned that she was brown and brown women love to argue with you and what I thought was cute was just annoying. even though shes 34 she acts mentally like a 20 year old child, whines when she doesnt get her way, and expects me to do things for her.
>>212532180Imagine missing the opportunity to fuck a pretty girl all because of some irrational fear you made up in your head
>breakupCry some more you woman, there's so many worse things in life than a breakup
Kill yourself ASAP
>>212538423bet I'm an older fart than you!
my life feels like it's ogre, but maybe I'll surprise myself and somehow fix all the horrible shit and dig my way out of this ten year abyss, and somehow end up as a suddenly successful, married dude with children and a future and a legacy and some measure of fulfilled potential.
bet we were shitposting together a decade ago.
>>212538599Thatโs most women, schopenhauer talks about this. Intelligent, compliant, virgin and reasonable grill is one in million
>>212532180>be me>average guy in college>by sheer luck, land a date with a 10/10 cutiepie>felt i could take on the whole world, felt fucking invincible>improved myself, since i don't want to be a 7/10 clinging to a 10/10>right before graduation, she broke up with me>didn't tell me why, was crying like a bitch for several days wondering what happened>took me several years to recover but the former self already died>met a new girl who i love but i can't bring myself to the level that i was before>i feel sorry for my wife as what's she stuck is a sorry ass version of me
>>212531966 (OP)nah my version of this turned into a they/them i fucked her hotter BPD friend instead. no regrets
>>212538064i had a fuckbuddy like this once and she ended up being insane. all she wanted to do was smoke weed and have porn sex and eat domino's
>>212538653Thats why im stuck. If i break up with this girl because shes needy and immature (but also very rich and ready to be a mom) then I worry I will just find the same problem with any woman I'd be with (minus the perks)
>>212534818>nothing wrong with black chickslook up STD rates by gender & race
>>212538684I think the best fuckbuddys are always borderline insane or have some sort of mental illness.
>>212533134extremely based dude holy fuck
>>212538599how did you not immediately notice she is brown? you blind?
>>212538697Nigga why tf did you think a single 34yo latina was a qt trad ur cooked.
>>212537772Dinosaur_dropping_cup.gif
>>212538678dunno what to say, but someone out there probably does.
have to find a way to fight your demons man, either you are that same self, or it's within you, but it hasn't gone anywhere.
sometimes takes a certain situation for it to reemerge, but best to find the way yourself.
>>212538547I am doing physical therapy for them. It's shit, but I make do. Gotta start working out again and go inna woods at some point this summer since I finally got over myself and got a license.
>>212538735Junkies don't count since they are full of all sorts of shit. As far as the anon's claim, they're no worse than any other kind of girl as far as personality goes.
>>212538599Big mistake bud. Find a cutie asian girl like me and marry her.
>>212538817shes not latina shes indian. she has no tattoos or social media and a low body count, she wants to live in a quiet place and have kids. she makes 250K a year and wants to spend it on me and a house.
>>212538626This lol even these fags larps are pathetic. Coming off like a 14 y/o teen girl
>>212538836biggest key is consistency, and don't strain yourself.
eat the right things too
>>212538840Will you marry me?
qt asian girls are my weakness:)
>>212538863>indianI'm a 37 year old KHV and even I'm not that desperate.
>>212538836I'm not talking HIV anon I'm talking literally every other STD. Black women don't use condoms and they're more promiscuous than you can imagine
>>212538863>she's indianOof. Don't do it bro. I once dated a Turkish girl, amazing face and bod, but she's fucking batshit insane. She would always start shit with me and then act nothing happened after.
>>212538918>She would always start shit with me and then act nothing happened after.this is all women, virgin
>>212538840>a yellow girl will never pop your balls open like ripe grapeswhy even bliv
>>212538863Do it! Also don't get relationship advice from /tv/
>>212535700Got my first girlfriend close to 40. Just never really put effort into it before. She's a skinny christian arab, self-described as "ugly" with a glorious phat ass. Thirteen years younger than me.
Found that the particular girls I clicked with best are introverts, most with some boy interests.The type of introvert that eats their lunch alone or take routes to avoid seeing people. Kinda taught myself to pick these girls out at work, only problem is they are usually snapped up quickly by guys and they are loyal. Like all women, they respond good to teasing and insults.
Gotta find a place with lots of people and be forced to interact. I work at a large organization and floated between departments, starting with low entry level stuff. If you're a neet you gotta find somewhere to meet people.
>>212538863Donโt waste your genetics on a geriatric birth by an indian hag you idiot.
>>212538901I would love an Indian chick if she was extremely hairy and didn't shave or wax anything.
>>212538918Turkish too, any brown hairy type really.
>>212538918yeah shes like that. we've "almost brokeup" like 3 times already because I cant read her mind when shes expecting me to do something. she fights with me once a week at least an then wonders why I get uneasy around her
>>212538918>comparing indian and turkish womenTurkish women are often very attractive, poojeetas are often completely hideous.
>start shit and act like nothing happenedThatโs just women being women. Jeetas are even more fucked in the head, you know how jeets are often coomer degenerates? So are jeetas.
>>212539015>Gotta find a place with lots of people and be forced to interact. I work at a large organization and floated between departments, starting with low entry level stuff. If you're a neet you gotta find somewhere to meet people.Ok so how to get a job like that?
>>212539022I'm also Indian.
>>212538863enjoy
smokey bacon flavoured flaps
>>212538648timeline has become increasingly worse and we know why. i was referring to the early 80s, when things seemed alright, at least to an unexperienced 18yo east german with a bit of money. fond memories. i hope you'll manage to find inner peace despite the shit around us.
>>212537629same. it's really weird that i also get more pussy now with a dad bod and not when i looked like mick jagger
>>212539022Im 34 and already pushing it in age. My white genes are going to waste either way. My brother is already married and about to have a kid and he's 3 years younger than me. I failed
>>212539070she embarassed about being naked because shes been laser waxed so many times she has scars around her private parts, she she never lets me look down there
Freshman year a girl said in front of the entire class I had nice eyes. I was too shy and autistic to handle the situation appropriately.
>>212539063Ok, then make sure to only date indians.
>>212539115I'm going to have a white wife.
I love these kind of threads
It makes me happy I'm not like any of you
>>212538678Be the person you used to be for your wife, anon. Your ex doesnโt even think of you anymore. Donโt let some dumb cunt like that who couldnโt even tell you why she left you have that kind of power over you
>>212539156i love these threads because i larp with a bunch of difference scenarios and post about being a khv
>>212538836>they're no worse than any other kind of girl as far as personality goesHave you ever met a black woman?
>>212539076the 80s seemed a bit crappy at the time, the obsession with money and so on, but they were a dream compared to what came after.
i had incredible turmoil in my head for a long time, but somehow managed to calm it for the most part. I can't say I have inner peace, it's more like a mist on a stormy sea.
wish all us like-minded folk could meet in the same place one day, all the brothers I've spoken to on here. It'd be pretty cool, thousands of us, just for a hand shake or a wave.
>>212539097get in there and pop out a son, so you can teach him and do stuff together before you're too old.
>she never lets me look down therefuck that. push her back on the bed, spread eagle and stare at it for a while. It's the man's right to admire his woman
>>212531966 (OP)>hahaha we've all been thereDon't remind me of this. I've done this 12 times in the past 20 yrs due to autism spergout.
>>212539097>shes been laser waxed so many timesDude fucking leave her in the trash. Women, especially Indian, need to be naturally hairy everywhere.
>>212539062Find a large company, or a hospital. Get entry-level work like the phone switchboard or clerical stuff. Hospitals have job postings constantly, so keep applying. For medical facilities you might need a medical terminology cert. which you can probably lie or fake.
Entry level jobs are a good place to start finding girls with social anxiety.
>>212539174yeah I know.
that's only one story of many, but it's the oldest and the longest.
imagine if I'd just written to her when I was 11, developed some confidence. met up with her, been sweethearts, married her, had children with her.
there's so many alternate lives that would have been so much nicer than this one.
>>212539334Must be nice living in a rich country with a good economy.
>>212539321that's very gay, women should be smooth and shaved with zero bush
>>212533911People were actually open to comedy back then.
>>212532180This is one of the most hilarious copes Iโve ever seen, absolutely pathetically retarded even by this places abysmal standards kek. But hey, whatever makes you feel better for being a lonely undesirable dork I suppose so you do your thing I guess..
>>212539254never met one I didn't love
>>212539308spill some spaghetti stories for us brother
>>212539370no one asked you, pedophile
>>212539321nah, when she doesnt get waxed i can feel body hair all over even on her chest
>>212539469tell her to go full monke
has to grow beyond the stubble stage to be nicely soft
>>212532180Yes had it right when they said "Owner of a lonely heart, much better than a owner of a broken heart"
>>212539503whats wrong with you
>>212539503This, but she's been ruined by waxing already, so she's going to have shitty sparse hairs, so fuck that.
Trash bin is the only solution
>>212539156same here bro, it's so reassuring to know there's bigger fuckups and losers than me out there i feel like a winner reading some of these posts larp or not
My dad and younger brother both make fun of me for still being a virgin at my age. They call me "Virgy" when we're out in public instead of my real name.
>>212539391Wouldn't the ones who never found love be the ones coping here, sounds like sour grapes
>>212539469Hot. You're dating a werewolf
>>212539193true. best strategy is to be grateful for the time you had. we only have so many choices and life is short. karmawise it's best to wish them well. they'll keep sending you birthday/xmas presents and so might you. why not.
>>212539581Your dad and brother sound extremely based
>>212539364how do you even still think about that? let it go, Christ
>>212532980>>212532180It's almost like there's a lesson here that you're too retarded and estrogenic to see. Maybe you'll figure it out if you wallow and feel sorry for yourself for another 10+ years.
for all you guys that aren't happy and can't get your dick wet listen to me. i have a drinking problem and a beer gut and i fuck cute to hot girls on the regular. i'm 6 foot and can banter. that's it. stop despairing and go creampie some slut
>>212537772What did she mean by that?
>>212539662i also forgot to mention that i'm a black stud
>>212539581You're going to have to rape your dad and brother. It's the only way to reassert dominance and solve your virginity problem. As you cum, remember to shout "WHO'S VIRGY NOW?!"
>>212539646have a good memory, from a very young age and the memories don't dim if they're important.
also, in life there have been very few happy moments, so time passes like lighting and those few happy things only become magnified.
like I said, there's many more stories. I wrote maybe 9 down on infinity years ago and one anon couldn't believe they all came from me
>>212531966 (OP)>>212532149If I join the IDF do I get a gf like this?
>>212532180This literally happened to a fucking faggot at work. Some "baddie" who all she does is fuck around, smoke weed everyday and is a slut hooked up with him. The dude is a fucking skinny ass loser simp with glasses who has never had a gf in his life. She is 19 and has had multiple. She was out of his league yet she still had him as a bf for about a month. idk wat happened but this faggot broke up WITH her knowing full well no other girl will ever give him the time of day in his virgin life. I won't be surprised to hear he killed himself. webm related is her
>>212539646Now you realize why Titanic resonates with people so much
>>212538559Because the lead women in today's movies look worse than that side character looked years ago.
>>212536841certainly malcolm is something of an egomaniac but his mom stepping on his balls like that (for the 1000th time) won't help. probably should've dosed him with a giant amount of lsd or something that
>>212539063>I'm also Indian.Get off my board
>>212539835She still looks mid as fuck. Kirsten is much hotter
>>212539421whats bizarro world like? If you've never met an unpleasant black girl, then does that mean white men are your niggers? Do they call each other cracker, but yeti out when you call them one? In your backwards universe, shouldn't that girl in your mp4 be socially ostracized for being whatever the opposite of a snowbunny is? Is that wild white devil that poor ebony princess?
>>212539989white devil raping* that pure ebony princess
>>212533258>someone procuring his relatives for his neighbor to bangdo you live in somalia?
>>212532907i dumped my high school gf when i was going to college because i knew i was going to have a buffet of girls away from home for the first time looking for attention. it can go either way
>>212539798Sounds like he won. And you sound jealous lol. He got his and fucked off. Based if you ask me. 19yo whore got played
>>212533377>her roommate even requested to move to another room bc she felt unsafe with how many guys she kept having overkeeeeeek
>>212539870but Kirsten is a cunt for 3 whole movies. Slavic neighbor is only ever sweet and supportive. If choose nice and mid over hot and bitchy every single time
>>212532180>>212532907>lingering on a breakup You sound like a woman to me and you know the rules foid
Post titties or gtfo
>>212540142He tried getting back with her 3 days later cause he's a faggot simp virgin. The girl was using him as a rebound from some dude who cheated on her. He didn't win shit and now she is back with the other fag who cheated on her while he knows he fucked up his only chance to ever fuck a girl in his life, Everyone at work knows he's a faggot loser.
To make matters worse he apparently cried in front of her and begged her to give him another chance cause he was "going through personal" shit LMAO
>>212535933>if life sucks, there's little to risk by trying something nethis type of thinking completely changed my life. niggas will do the same thing every day and think the same exact way for half a decade and wonder why nothing is changing for them
>>212539798I wonder if he knows you have a video of his ex saved
>>212539586Yes, thatโs what I was saying.
>>2125402711 month can hardly be considered an ex
>>212538559because she acts like a nice, likeable person and isnt fat.
>>212540271We follow eachother on tiktok. She asked for my profile and number not the other way around. I can tell she has tried to want to hook up with me but I don't want to hook up with sluts who have sucked 4+ dicks.
>>212538678>met a new girl who i love but i can't bring myself to the level that i was beforeI was all lovey and shit with my first gf which was and is the worst breakup I've ever been through, now that I'm possibly about to enter a relationship with another girl I'm struggling to let myself be like that again. I'm too jaded
>>212540233oh zamn. he's right fucked. you should grant him some grace so he spares you when he goes postal
>>212540344I have 0 respect for this faggot, he tried flaunting at work that he had a gf and pulled her so he deserves to kill himself lol
>>212532180Lol. The saying is true though. Nearly everyone's had a devastating break up. My first one was painful as fuck. When you get older you'll see things differently. In the meantime stop encouraging people to live loveless empty lives you fucking pussy.
>>212539798She looks like SUCH a catch lmao, woe is he
>>212540377and 0 survival instinct either apparently
>>212532180Loser cope for perma incels
>>212540440No one understands why she even gave him the time of day, everyone kept saying she could do better. Girls are really fucking mentally ill. But the guy is a retard for thinking he could pull better, I guess she helped him inflate his ego
>>212539297we are in the same big place, suffering in different ways. i'm with you on the desire to have frens nearby. one i had died from doing drugs. another from drinking. one is left and a couple of dear neighbours i go hiking with. meetings would be nice, but how.. i'm waving in your direction, anon.
>>212532097At least he would have had some very nice 16-18 year old pussy.
>>212540377Bro why are you so obsessed with this coworkers personal life drama situation, itโs really weird dude chill the fuck out
>>212539051>oh no, a cooker degenerate woman who'll want to try weird sex things with you!how is that bad exactly?
Think it out anons
>be (You)
>luck out with a future 10/10
>she's young and naive, doesn't know anything else
>you get married
What happens next?
>a few years go by
>she realizes she's way too good looking to settle for you
>cheats
>divorces you, takes kid
>(You) pay child support and alimony
>the end
>>212540523Cause in my last post I said he kept bragging about having a gf everyday and he kept acting like he was hot shit. It was fucking annoying. I'm glad he's a mess now and I genuinely hope he kills himself.
>>212532149went for the underhand feel to gauge the weight and bounce. nice.
>>212540488don't know. I've moved around a lot and made friends with people who do the same, so it's hard for me to have many around.
i was in east germany 35 years ago
>>212540560Again, why the flying fuck do you even care so much? Youโve been prattling on about it for over a half dozen entire posts you dork, shut up
>>212539798>>212540233>>212540377>>212540560I don't know if this is larp but either way you sound like a jealous angry bitch, it sounds like he broke your heart when he chose some whore to play with his cock instead of you
There's a reason why you sound this bitter over your coworker
>>212540652I can tell you don't know how annoying it is to see a fucking faggot loser bragging every second while at work that he has a gf and trying to do cringy lovey dovey shit all the time in front of you and your other coworkers. We all thought he was a faggot. We all laugh at him now especially since she told us all the shit that went down like him crying like a little bitch begging her to give him a 2nd chance. The fact that you are crying over it seems like you must relate to him or some shit.
>>212540532that's why you have to beat her regularly
>lowers her self esteem>lowers her looks while still keeping her top tier genesjust never hit her in the stomach
>>212540675lmao it's not bitterness, I just brings me so much joy to see a faggot in ruin after he thought he had a "gf" only for it to all end
>>212539076Per chance were you my high school German teacher 15 years ago that used to be in the East German air force?
Did they have lots of drugs in East Germany back then?
>>212540532Unironically you need to let go of black pill pessimistic views on life, secure people don't think like that
>>212540733Jesus fucking chill out you absolute sperglord
>>212540699post your full details - you're seething for a reason.
1. you're jealous that the girl chose him and not you
2. you're a girl and wanted his dick
3. you're a fag like anon said and you wanted his dick
>>212540699How fucking autistic can one anon be about something that has literally nothing to do with them. Sorry it made you rage so hard that he was happy about getting a girl for once but you gotta let this shit go bro, itโs eating you up inside clearly lol
>>212540763I'm not defending a cuck I'm just trying to figure out why this pathetic cuck is generating so much seethe from his coworker
>>212535700i was like you. go on empire market or whatever it is now and buy a sheet of acid and work your way up to some big doses, alone, by yourself. i can't say you'll have any insights you didn't honestly already have but it will push it to the absolute forefront so you'll have to act on them.
>>212540763at this point he's more annoying than he's making his coworker out to be. It's him having an autistic meltdown here, not cuckworker
>>212540532This does not happen very frequently.
>>212538132>>knew a girl when I was 4>>loved hersure bro, you were 4, started speaking a year ago and you loved her
>>212536642feeding the seals
>>212540895>go on empire market or whatever it is now and buy a sheet of aciddo this
>work your way up to some big doses, alone, by yourselfdo not do this. Sell it instead, you'll meet tons of people, some might even be willing to fuck you
>>212540923I was quite bright and conscious. I certainly didn't start speaking at 3, did you?
>>212540909nice try globohomo jew
>>212537772This is as bad as it gets anon. Only up from here, ygmi for us
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>>212540822>knew her since last year>not my type but think she's hot>find out she has an off and on again ex>never confirmed but the guy might be black>she asks for my insta, tiktok, and phone number>we talk alot>even go out after work to target or to get shit to eat>it's very obvious she wants me to make a move on her>never do>this simp faggot gets her>acts like he won the lottery cause she is in fact one of the only girls at work who is actually attractive>acts like a faggot and gets an ego boost>tries pulling some batman type shit of "I got so many problems in my loser life I can't be in a relationship now" thinking this will make her chase him>doesn't work>she immediately hooks up with her ex to get fucked>this fucking faggot hasn't shown up to work in about a week and 2 daysAnd again I hope he fucking killed himself LMAO
>>212541080This has got to be some elaborate b8 phishing for (you)โs at this point. If not, please seek serious psychological counseling.
>>212534893>>212534961>>212537970>>212538559Literally just some mascara and she's a 8/10
>>212540532>she's young and naive, doesn't know anything else>she realizes she's way too good looking to settle for youEvery time the anon who writes these will always devalue/kek himself. Every time
Of course this thread instantly devolved into faggot blogposting. This board sucks.
>>212540631not bad. 35 years ago, you'd have seen it pretty much as it was before the wall was removed. i was in england then and after that moved around too. living outside dresden in the country now, not socialising much, except for the hikes. stop by when you're near. dropmail ban1lypeg1zyv4@mimimail.me
>>212541112>>212541212>be the one who starts seething like a fag>asks me to post full details>do>starts seething like a fag even more
>>212541137If you need makeup to look like an 8/10, you're not an 8/10
>>212541080sounds like he won, moved up, and checked out of the shitty job too.
he probably already had a new job and girl set up when he dumped her.
meanwhile you're stuck there pining over her in a shitty job.
you should tell your parents to take you back across the border
>>212540744no. i was never a teacher or in the airforce. there weren't drugs per se in east germany, but pills some people experimented with. amphetamines and psychoshite. the friend who died got into hard stuff due to damaged knees and being immobilised, beginning of the 2000s.
>>212541080>I was the orbiter all along>butthurt when tall quiet guy gets to fuck her first because I was too much of a pussy>she does it to him too>"HAHA how's it feel, nerdo??">bitch on forchins about it to all my fellow denizens they'll surely validate me!>picrel, you>>212539559this anon is right, this is fun
>>212541272Why do you keep assuming I want her when I told you 4 fucking times I pretty much rejected her without telling her I rejected her. The guy you think won is a virgin simp fucking loser, the type who would probably donate money to a streamer if he hasn't already lmao
>>212541229noted, have a friend who lives in Berlin so it's a possibility. haven't seen him in years though.
make some new friends, find a new bar or something and become a regular, best if it's on a hiking trail so you have similar people around.
yeah east germany was quite different then, like another world. was only there briefly, then again nearby but in the countryside a bit later.
>>212541338methinks the fag doth protest too much
>>212532180It's counter intuitive, but easier if a chick behaves in a way that causes fighting or fools around on you so you end up not liking her character anyways.
Straight up getting rejected for no other reason than you're not good enough has to suck.
>>212532980If your massive waste of time was high school, you got off lucky. That shit happens to guys in their 30's and it's how they become perma single sad expat types.
>>212541234I didnโt ask I told you to shut up and stop sperging out obsessively over your coworker who is no doubt FAR less annoying than you are, loser.
>>212538678you were the same person back then that you are now. i imagine your wife loves you or she wouldn't be your wife. the last girl obviously didn't.
it is infinitesimally better to be with someone who loves you than someone than someone who is just with you. take a moment to think on that and be grateful.
>>212541338because you're steaming and stand out a mile.
he was pounding away at her for a month solid, tasted every single crevice on her body, sucked and licked at her flesh, kissed her lips, felt her bobs, and likely heard her vagene, and then when she revealed her past to him, he dropped her like a stone and changed jobs and found a new chick.
he's a walking success story, you should have asked him what his secret was while you had the chance.
>>212541234Anon your reactions are not normal. I'm seeing some pattern of "we all felt this way towards this guy" and I'm betting it is a part of your delusion. You need to seek medical help before this destructive behavior will get you in trouble
>>212541504>guys in their 30's and it's how they become perma single sad expat typesha, ha ha, that doesn't really happen, does it? I mean it's not forever is it?
>>212533911stand in with fake boobs
>>212540527Depends on how much you like shit fetishes with dogshit ugly women.
>>212539421I (blonde and blue eyed) used to hang out with a group of black girls at lunch during highschool. A hilarious group and actually insightful unlike everyother group of friends I had back then. I don't even remember what we were talking about but it was some banter that led to one of them asking me if I would ever date a black girl. I was very shy about that sort of thing so it just shocked me and I sat without saying a thing. It was more than a decade ago but thinking about it today kinda breaks my heart that I didn't come up with something to say and probably left them with some idea that I was prejudiced against them or some shit like that. She in particular was damn fine too.
>>212541567This didn't happen
>>212541741>a decade agosee you in ten years dude, it'll never stop.
the only way to cure it is by looking them up on social media, tracking them down, then climbing through their window at night and ejaculating on their sleeping faces one by one.
how do I know this? it's how I met my wife.
>>212541757sure it did. I know because I'm the girl in your video. it's me, I found your lame little secret club on here - I can't believe how pathetic you're being. he was amazing and it was the best month of my life, but it's over and I can accept that, I even gave him hot break up sex, shit was cash.
hit me up, I'm pretty much perfect
>>212539662i also have a beer gut but my self image is destroyed because i went from looking like a paul walker doppelganger (women would actually turn their heads in public) to looking like some fuck in a biker gang who eats 3 pounds of barbecue everyday. i really need to stop drinking
>>212541733so what exactly makes it a shitty fetish? what could it be that makes it annoying? like she wants men to rub balloons over their bellies or they need to wear stockings? or she wants to clamp flowers to your nipples? give me some examples
>>212541382i'm content with the status. i'm with a lady who is from berlin and commutes forth and back. i don't drink. bars is not my thing. i'll go to the odd vernissage in town and have quite a few aquaintances. some old friends far away whom i communicate with and visit occasionally. italy, switzerland, greece. nearby only the one i mentioned, who could be my son. i do have a son, but also far away, sadly. anyway, you're welcome to leave a contact. who knows.
>>212532180You're like 22 aren't you anon lol
Looking back, all the women I've ever dated I would have rather just stayed friends with. I loved them all as people but relationships end, and when they do that well is usually poisoned, regardless of any lingering affection you share. I miss them. I'm sad I can't talk to them about stuff anymore.
>>212537772Nah, it was probably nothing. Don't over thinking it.
No point beating yourself up over the past.
>>212538887Yes anon just post me your address so I, a qt Asian woman can find you.
>>212538863>34 Yeah she ain't getting pregnant for what it's worth
>meet nice girl
>we start hanging out
>one day have a group activity with some other friends
>afterwards they tell me she talked about her ex-boyfriend, who works as a cast member at the lion king musical in our city
>look it up
>cast is 100% niggers
>ghost her
the circle of life
>>212541881No you retard, I mean ACTUAL shit fetishes. What, you thought the poo stuff was just a meme?
>>212541304ok one more question. How did "the vibes" change after reunification? What sort of expectations did East Germans have for the future?
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>>212541970there's a bar in berlin named after that seemingly impossible principle. (let's stay friends) and you're right, one shouldn't entirely lose someone who's been close.
>>212542072Everytime I bring up kids she gets pissed and calls me shallow if I tell her I dont think we could have a future if she cant have kids, she thinks I'm only using her for her body
>>212541833your wife climbed into your window and ejaculated onto your face while you were asleep?
>>212542281Well if you want to have kids you are using her for her body because you ain't having them
>>212542281Well you're using her for her money ad well
>>212542376No, I tell her every single time that I want to pay for food/event/item and she says no and gets out her Amex platinum card. She booked us a $500 a night hotel room for a weekend just because she really liked the food last time she stayed there.
>>212542345she thinks that two peole should be able to date without having kids be the only goal
>>212542180uh, i'd have to write a blog about that. i moved to west berlin in 89 and went to study and work in england for a while. 90s were a mess, as most people who owned a house didn't own the land. drama ensued as the original (((owners))) claimed their land back and demanded payment that hardly anyone could afford. expectations were high. a lot ended in disappointment when it became apparent that we were sold out. we now have a class of rich who are almost entirely from the west, sit in comfy gov positions and own the villas. ofc, new opportunities allowed some east germans to also become well off. now we're being replaced though. mid 90s berlin was interesting though with techno and all.
>>212541080holy sour grapes
>>212542333I wouldn't have had it any other way.
never washed that side of my face since
>>212540963no I started speaking at 10 like every other normal human bean
>>212541870i could stand to cut back to but i could get back to my target weight in a few months. how much do you drink bro?
>>212542713you're a real hero
>>212541910don't drink either but I used to regularly go to events at bars and met people there fairly easily. depends on the place and where the bar is as to what type of people there are.
been trying to send a message don't know if it went through. will try again then sleep
>>212541870eat just chicken and a mix of dark green vegetables for a month or two and see how you go.
walk a lot
>>212532149>>212533911>>212540629When they reverse the camera back to her Reese is holding them differently
>>212543261might have elapsed. try this 07bdck168c@freeml.net
>>212543261i'm member of a local art/culture group who share event dates, but it has become pretty globohomo in recent years. gallery owner i know does interesting events that i go to every other month. easy to talk with people. friend level is anther story.
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You ever look up girls you knew a long time ago and feel like you should've been able to save them? Like you were meant to be together but somewhere along the line you fucked up and now you're both stuck in some bad ending universe where you're both fucked up lonely people?