Wtf, it was actually kino...???

OP here I forgot to mention I weigh 400 lbs and have down syndrome

>>212532204
yes, AND?

>>212532204
Already 95% better than most of /tv/

>>212532002 (OP)
i watched it. in the off chance they pulled it off. dungeons n dragons deserve something good. but that was not it. the meticulously diverse cast was a huge hint but they could still have pulled it off with an actual...idk... honestly why would i ponder online how to make a dungeons n dragons movie work. i guess you could just take some "classic" campaign they made and basically stick to it then see what happesn. they are classic for a reason. with proper budget something good should happen, no need to quip as if they are guardians of teh galaxy or something other than something already relevant in culture d n d ffs no need to ape others.

>>212532002 (OP)
Everyone is black : The Movie

>>212532002 (OP)
I don't watch movies with that mutt.

>>212532204
GOD DAMN HE A BIG BOI

>>212532204
What relevance does that have?

>over 50% of the movie is dedicated to the team finding a magic helmet to break into a vault
>the vault turns out to be empty and the helmet never gets used again
What the fuck was the point of any of it?

>>212533865
It means that if you agree with OP, then you are also fat and retarded, since all fat and retarded people think exactly the same.

>>212532002 (OP)
It's a great flick

the one with jeremy irons was much better.

>>212533891
it was just to get experience

>>212532002 (OP)
No retard

>>212532002 (OP)
It's the best big-budget D&D movie we'll hope to get in this era of Hollywood. I would've gone to see a sequel, but Hasbro torpedoed the brand before it came out, and now nobody wants to touch it.

>>212532002 (OP)
Filled to overflowning with reddit and millennial "humor." I actually call it one of the few final culminations of "millennialism" in popular culture, right before the generation lost it's commercial viability to the Zoomers.

>>212532002 (OP)
I liked the tiefling

>>212534173
Apeling more like

>>212532002 (OP)
It was surprisingly fun

Niggeroverload aside, i really liked that it had lots of practical effects, it made it feel like an older movie


>>212534157
>Filled to overflowning with reddit and millennial "humor
thats literally what DND was always about retard, and thats way before "reddit" was even a thing

>>212533813

>>212534314
>Niggeroverload
ONE?

>>212534592
unfortunately, like a dozen
not even niggers, just mutts, in like 3 of the main roles

Yeah it was good and I hope she's in the new Legend of Zelda movie

No, shill faggot.It was shitty race mixing and "look, black people can be the holy paladin (definitely not stealing culture) and women are strong too!" propaganda . Total fucking slop.

>>212534173
>>212534867
I will now watch your movie.

>>212532002 (OP)
Fun movie

>>212534931
unc is malding LMAO

>>212534785
There was a nog and a spic. I was ok with the ginger and I guess pine is a Jew but whatever

>>212534931
the absolute state of miserable chuds

>>212534157
>Filled to overflowning with reddit and millennial "humor." I actually call it one of the few final culminations of "millennialism" in popular culture, right before the generation lost it's commercial viability to the Zoomers.
sounds like DnD alright

>>212534867
>she

>>212532002 (OP)
I liked it. As someone that plays DnD it perfectly pulled out some elements of the game onto the big screen. It was a good fun movie.

this guy liked it as well

>>212532002 (OP)
It was a decent action adventure comedy. It was not a good dungeons and dragons movie. They need to do something like log horizon and have the systems be integrated into the world adventure. Otherwise it's just generic high fantasy

>>212535142
>There was a nog and a spic
the sorcerer was a mutt
the paladin was a mutt
te daughter was a mutt

>>212535088
Who’s unc?

>>212535652
So then there wasn’t a nigger?

>>212535652
I’m not disagreeing with you but you can’t be a spic or a nigger and also be a mutt.

>>212535763
they are all half-whites, for some reason

>>212535834
but they are literally mutts
both the daughter, the sorcerer and the paladin were half white/black

>>212532002 (OP)
Yup and so is James Gunn's Superman! Tickets are selling out fast!

>>212536135
kino

>>212532002 (OP)
It was fun. It would have been kino fantasy adventure if they didn't have so many brown people.

>>212535834
>you can’t be a spic and also be a mutt.
anon, all latams are hapa mutts by definition, a combination of ancient asians and 15th century spaniards.

>>212532002 (OP)
Venger was legit

>>212532002 (OP)
I refuse to watch this because everyone that likes it seems like a redditor

>>212537130
wait till you find out about the people who play DnD...

>>212537153
I don't play D&D either.
gave Baldurs Gate 3 a chance but dropped it before finishing the first act.

she cute

*moggs it*

>>212534198
Return to monke and thank me later.

>>212537245
Is that the sorcerer?

>>212537357
When I first watched this movie as a kid I swore there was a scene where the wayans brother took off his hat and revealed that he was secretly an elf, but then upon subsequent watches when I was older that never happened and he died instead. Was I confusing it for a different movie, or did I end up in a different timeline?

>>212537245
10/10 in bongland

>>212532002 (OP)
Why isn't Chris Pine in more things?

>>212537357
This movie is amazing. Love that it's one of Thora Birch's last roles when her career had already been fucked up and you can absolutely tell that she fucking HATES being there.

Dungeon and Dragon bros were eating well in 2023

>>212532002 (OP)
It’s not kino per se but it wasn’t that bad. I’d they make a Doric spinoff and advertise it properly and no woke, it would profit.

>>212534121
Should have released it after Baldur’s Gate 3

>>212538741
yup. Marketing was abhorrent. I only heard about it once on MSM and one post on soph insta.

>>212538611
>Thora Birch
I thought she died. Turns out she's still around just acting in random stuff that I've never heard of.

>>212536135
OH JARNATHAN

>>212532002 (OP)
This is a fun movie with a solid enough story and performances to keep me engaged the entire time. I'm really disappointed they haven't made a sequel.

>>212532002 (OP)
It is

>>212537357
Total shit desu

Pic related is pretty decent and low budget. never Watched the 3rd D&D movie. The Book of Vile Darkness. And the animated Dragonlance movie needed some time in the oven and way more budget.