>I made a cake that gives women orgasms
What the fuck does this have to do with a war against robots?

>>212533414 (OP)
lurching away from computers and guns to kinky sex shit was very off putting to me as a teenager, and given what was forming in wachowskis minds for themselves, at this point, i am glad to know my discernment of this being gross and nasty, was correct

"Spontaneous orgasm" is an underrated fetish.

>>212533740
It's almost as good as spontaneous diarrhea

>>212533414 (OP)
its to show that the merovirginian is in a matrix of his own created by fears and insecurities that he uses sex to escape from similar to how mouse is in matrix1, and how its an untrue premise because its hollow compared to the love he actually had with his wife and their true romance
so while its salacious its essentially just another red dress moment where a horny nerd injects sex into the plot because they use it as a coping mechanism, and the puritan hero has to see the temptation of sex and ignore it for the ideals of platonic love/idealized love and saving humanity

>>212533901
that was really stupid bro

>>212533414 (OP)
Just be thankful the movie wasn't made a full decade later:

>"YEZZ-A THEESE CAKE CAN TERN YUR PEEPEE INTO A VAGINA YEEEEEASEEE XDDDD OUI OUI XD"

That on top of the stanky buttrave (which would have been filled with infected wound-smelling trannies) would have killed the frachise dead

>>212533901
hmm i see

>>212533414 (OP)
>that gives women orgasms
I think it gave her an urge to pee? Wasn't Merovingian into drinking pee and eating shit?

>>212533414 (OP)
>be a python script in the matrix
>commented in french
>slimy cowardly lewd degenerate and rapey

>>212534145
Are you me? I thought it made her want to go the bathroom to take a shit lol what is this orgasm incel theory

Bellucci is hot and you can see her pussy through her dress but there was absolutely no reason for any of those characters. The entire undeleted programs thread was stupid.

>>212534400
I only remember Bellucci and Morpheus fighting the twins

>>212533414 (OP)
>something something cause and effect

>>212533414 (OP)
It's to showcase his power. He's like the ultimate mafia boss and his ability to modify the Matrix code and make wild shit like that happen is just him showing off how powerful and threatening he is.

>>212534400
Filtered.

>>212533740
For me? It's pregnancy.

>>212534303
I don't if it is because the movie was poorly directed and a lot of dialogue was confuse, but I really thought he gave her some laxative and was into some pee/poo play. Then just now I read that it was to give her an orgasm, which leads to her giving Mero a blowjob, which leads to Persephone betraying him, which leads to him losing the Keymaker and so on and on which goes all way around to his little speech about causality.

Usually I would go "yeah that scene was actually good it was me not paying attention" but no I just rewatched the whole thing and it is confusing as fuck and feel very contrived. Matrix Reloaded was an awful movie.

>>212533414 (OP)
Really? Can I have a piece of this cake?

>>212535032
>Then just now I read that it was to give her an orgasm, which leads to her giving Mero a blowjob, which leads to Persephone betraying him, which leads to him losing the Keymaker and so on and on which goes all way around to his little speech about causality.

>Matrix Reloaded was an awful movie.
How can you not see the contradiction in both statements, you describe a superb ironic plot twist and then you call the movie awful.

Maybe you are just retarded, because it was pretty obvious it was an orgasm.

>>212535032
Jesus you people are retarded if you didn’t understand the sexual nature of this scene. She had an orgasm, you know inside her pussy. I know you losers have never seen one but that’s what happened.

>>212533414 (OP)
What would happen if some little kid ran up to the cake, and she shoved the whole thing in her mouth?

>>212533414 (OP)
I thought she peed herself when I was a kid

>>212535144
It has to be either retarded zoomers that saw it as kids or literal retards, no way around it, embarrassing to share the board with these """people""" either way.

>>212534062
A lot of a tranny shit and a lot of muh heckin doggerinos chungus

>>212535145
She would cum hard, was that a rhetorical question?

>>212535145

>>212533722
funny, I always had a similar feeling about the sequels
glad I'm not the only one

>>212535391
Zamn

>>212535120
>>212535144
Scene was poorly shot, the CGI close-up on her vagina followed by an explosion is pretty dumb and the way she walks away make it feels like she indeed peed herself. Even knowing that it is supposed to be an orgasm I can't see it, the whole thing is so sterile and safe the result comes out too tame for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwO0CDYxyxc

>>212535570
>close-up on her vagina followed by an explosion is pretty dumb
Explain to the class how a smart person would indicate an orgasm.

>>212534986
>Something something cause and effect
This is the correct answer. God I can't stand how people can't understand dialogue in movies anymore.

>>212534400
>Bellucci is hot and you can see her pussy through her dress but there was absolutely no reason for any of those characters.
She kissed Will Smith's wife in the videogame, so... There's at least one reason.

>>212535219
This thread does indeed make me ashamed to be human as well.

>>212535721
uhh I dunno, maybe pulsating muscles?

>>212535570
>its not clear
That’s because you’re a retard.

>>212535394
>>212533722
>To deny our own impulses, is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
You're idiots that missed the entire point of the story. You're unironically dummies that only care for bullets and kungfu and should just stick to comicbook films.

>>212533414 (OP)
You're the type of people that whine no one is characterized and nothing is fleshed out. God forbid we have some scenes exploring the type of beings rogue Programs are, what they like and dislike, and what they do in the Matrix. Somehow you just expected to magically know everything about him and Persephone without watching scenes of them.

>>212533722
I think i was such a retarded kid I didn't even get that was happening. Now that I look back that was pretty fuckin weird. I thought the Neo Trinity sex scene was alright but the orgy scene ruins that too. The Wachowskis are just too coomery. They should have just stuck to sexy bitches in latex and kung fu.

>>212535570
this has to be bait. Or an extreme autist. the Lion King had way less sexual innuendos than this and most kids got it.... kinda. This is OBVIOUS.

>>212536294
>the point of the story is that kinky sex is how you escape the matrix
hrm. let's not pretend it isn't just
>tonight the writers' barely disguised fetish

>>212534303
>>212534749
The camera literally shows her vagina lighting up in Matrix code. Keep up speedwatchers.

>>212536294
I guess I need to watch it again with more open eyes to see if it sparks the insight in me that the the purpose of life is pursuit of the fabled Troongasm. These niggas went full Vaginayana

>>212533901
You're overthinking this. And underthinking it at the same time.
The programs in the matrix are still capable of some sort of feelings. The Merovingian has some attachment to Persephone and has a relationship with her. They both "feel" sexual attraction.
Reason why, he feels that same for other women too. Because he's programmed to gather information, he behaves as some sort of mafia guy who has power and enjoys power over other people. In this case, he has actual power over the people sleeping in the Matrix, as he can program them to feel what he wants. He wanted to have sex with that woman and used the cake as an example of how powerful he is and how Neo and the others can't stop him. He is that arrogant because Persephone was there he didn't care.

>>212536385
Nah I just hate these gay movies.

>>212538092
He was the Devil in the previous Matrix. He rules over Hell which the heroes have to fight through. He's all about lust, desires, depravity, etc. He's bound to Persephone and loves her, of course, but he's been with her a really long time and they're bored of each other. They both want fresh excitement in their lives.