Would you let them in?

>>212538700 (OP)
I am prepared to let 1000 women into my house, subsist them at my own expense, and march them to the relief of Boston.

>>212538700 (OP)
I wouldn't have even answered the door.

>>212538849
Thots MAY SOON have need of your generosity, ser.

>>212538700 (OP)
Don't they only target married men?

>>212538899
Not generosity...
Duty.

>>212538700 (OP)
No

>>212538700 (OP)

Could someone kindly and unironically let me know what movie this is from? I only watched Human Centipede once so I sort of associate it with that (similar thing, please let us in from the rain mister). Rocky Horror Picture Show does the same thing. Or maybe it's from one of those John Wick movies that I don't know about, the ones where you people say oooh nooo please don't have sex with me how awful noooooo.

>>212539302
Game on

>>212539302
look on wikipedia nigga

>>212539302
Knock Knock

Well I'm posting in this thread again

>>212538700 (OP)
Only the blonde one

>>212539339
>>212539356

Okay, got it. I must have got the john wick association by mentions of Keanu.

>>212538700 (OP)
Fuck no, those bitches look like trouble.

>>212538700 (OP)
>It's 11pm on my dark secluded street and you need help?
>Oh no problem I'll call the police. Walk to my balcony and I'll throw some water bottles, an umbrella, and a portable charger
>Stay inside
Simple as

>fuck buddy doesn't put her phone on silent instead of sleep so it vibrates all night waking me up
>fuck buddy starts crying because I don't want anything more serious then says it's ok an hour later and keeps coming around
>fuck buddy wants to go for second round, I'm tired, tries putting my dick in her pussy without a condom on then gets upset when I push her off
>fuck buddy keeps turning up unannounced while medical school finals are a couple of weeks away
>fuck buddy turns up unannounced an hour after I jerked off then gets upset I can't get hard
>unable to spoon fuck buddy comfortably so turn facing outwards, fuck buddy takes it as a personal attack
>fuck buddy gets in the bed right after work making the sheets dirty

Anyone else know these feels? I'm not going to act like being an incel was better but being a normie is legit exhausting. All different girls obviously it's not intentional but it's like there is always some sort of issue.

>>212541740
welcome to dealing with women, pal. makes you feel silly for seething that boomers seemed to do nothing but complain about their wives huh? What you're describing is while they WILL have sex with you, imagine what it's like AFTER they get what they wanted all along (half your shit)

>>212539442
lmao

>>212542242
kekekekek

>>212542242
I've actually gone back into the archives just to look at one of these thread from 2022 because it was so good.
The post from that thread where an anon says "DON'T SUCK MY COCK / PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME" had me in stitches and still does every time I go back to look at that thread.
Great picture.

>>212538700 (OP)
No. Never trust a woman.

>>212539356
who goes there?

>>212538849
John Adams was kino.