>You don’t have Instagram?

>nope social media is gay. I get all my validation from doing volunteer work and helping my local community

>>212541415 (OP)
The episode in which Madison Ivy gets tired of some fat Mexican dwarf who can’t get hard is kino.

>>212541415 (OP)
What’s the right answer to the instagram question? Because having instagram is also a wrong answer.

>>212541725
“I don’t do social media. Too much drama.”

>>212541725
I'm just honest and tell her no and if she has a problem with that then we can settle it with our fists

>>212541415 (OP)

No, no facebook or any of that other stuff either, that's for stupids. Here's my phone *whips out scrub dumbphone with almost all apps disabled*. Let me tell you something, I really hate iphones, and everyone who uses them *drives a bit faster*. Such horrible things. I wouldn't accept an iphone if it was given to me as a gift. Let me show you my phone while we're at it. This stupid thing I got at walmart. See the perfectly black screen? I created that as a file on paint and then imported it to the phone with physical media and without ever logging in to any sort of account, google or otherwise. I normally use my phone to give a courtesy call to my parents once or twice a week to let them know I'm still alive and well, and also for work stuff. The only real reason why I have a cell phone at all is because I've accepted that it's an absolute requirement in this horrible, oversocialized culture of ours. I would prefer to just have a land line telephone and nothing else. You may think that this is a put-on, but this is not some burner I'm using to scare you. This really is the one and only thing. I hate phones very much. (she's facing the passenger window, physically being as far away from me as she possibly can, which isn't much, while we keep driving)

Also, notice how I have the "contacts" app disabled. Any time I want to contact someone, I type in the number. For work contacts, I keep a triplicate sheet of paper: one paper at home, one in my car, and one in my office. That way, I don't have to keep any contacts saved on my phone. I just punch in the number on the paper contact list in each space I really and unironically do this. It's a good system. *unlocks door* I'll drop you off here now, have a nice day.

>>212541725
“It brought the wrong energy to my life”

>>212541769
I kneel.

>>212541725
I'm a regular sex haver, just say something like I have enough apps on my phone and know I'd waste time on it, I only have iMessage, WhatsApp, messenger (or whatever the main ones are in your country) she will have one of these.

It goes without saying you want to make sure it doesn't sound like you're judging her for spending time on her phone or have any weird techchud thing against it. If you do this she genuinely won't care even if they are surprised at first.

i do
it's where i get all my legal female child content like this

>>212541725
If you are trying to bag a girl 30 and under and don't have instagram or any kind of social media you are fucked. In a girls eyes you are literally an incel and weird cause literally everyone in the world has one.

>>212541415 (OP)
Fugg, the guy changed his DIY imdb bio and removed all of the references to his father and brothers molesting him.

>>212541525
I like the episode with Capri Cavanni, she gives an Oscar worthy performance when pretending to be attracted to the guy lmao

>>212541880
that's a midget

>>212542467
no thats ruby

>>212541725
The answer is to be attractive enough that it doesn't matter

>>212541725
Having an Instagram might actually be the worst answer, even.

>>212541525
The episode where 3 girls go and 'pick up,' random guys off the street to fuck for content, but then one of the guys (in hindsight just literally had sex with his gf in the post scene interview) and literally lasted ages to the point the girls were outright crawling away from him and trying to hide behind the other guy who busted early

>>212541415 (OP)
...did they fuck?

lmao

>>212541769
New pasta

>>212541725
You might as well kill yourself because it doesn't matter why

I hate to tell you guys but thats really the only good way to "exhange" contact information these days. You won't find a trad wife.

im an old zoomer musician with almost no social media and sometimes I feel like I really missed out capitalizing on instagram and later tiktok where all young people watch things, would've had a better shot if I swallowed my pride and produced singer songwriter vids/clips like the normies devour

>>212543389
No, it’s one of the very few episodes where the girl refused to fuck the guy. The reason that this episode is so famous is because — unlike the typical craigslist loser they’d usually get who are just gross and dumb — this guy is a full on schizophrenic who on top of that has clear other mental disabilities. It seems like he figured the episode would be a steppingstone to a mainstream acting career.

>>212541415 (OP)
I miss the reverse bangbus episodes where the girls pick up 'random' guys.

The actors they used actually looked like average guys, now they're clearly just hiring male porn actors that are ripped with huge dicks.

>dude you gotta say this or you won't get the pussy bro!!!

It doesn't matter. If you're attractive anything you say she will agree with.

>Wow you have a cool Instagram anon!
>Wow that's interesting social media is a waste of time anyways anon!

Niggas seriously think there is magic words to get laid like a sovereign citizen lmao

>>212541415 (OP)
I remember being in highschool and talking to this girl, and when I told her I didn’t have any popular SM (Insta, Snapchat, Twitter) she looked at me with disgust. I’ve tried them but they’re all so shit and designed to give you worthless crap
>inb4 but you’re posting on 4chan
Never said it’s good here, it’s just better

>>212542599
Ruby who?

>>212541415 (OP)
harlotquin and da jokah

>>212541415 (OP)
>Meet girl in highschool
>She made every first move in our relationship short of explicitly asking me out
>Got swooped and cucked by a guy 2 years older than us, became her backup BF / guaranteed male attention orbiter for the rest of HS
>Go to same shitty local community college, first time she sees me there she hugs me and tells me she got a big girl phone and gives me her number
>At first talk about the same shit we used to
>Kind of starts getting more flirty and mentioning problems with her bf
>Out of the blue tells me to "get a Snapchat so we can send funny pictures to each other:)"
>Tell her "naw social media is gay just text me"
>Starts ghosting me and being more distant afterwards
>Breaks up with her BF and starts dating a new guy in the same few months
>Stopped texting all together and kinda grew apart afterwards

What did she mean by this

>>212541725
Tell her you only use Grindr

>>212543621
>now they're clearly just hiring male porn actors that are ripped with huge dicks.
Are you a time traveller? Porn dudes don't look like that any more. It doesn't even seem like you need a big dick to be in porn anymore. Or even stay fully hard.

retard gooner thread

>>212544024
she wanted to screenshot your orbiter ass snaps and laugh at them with her friends

>>212541880
Kys senpai

>>212544024
>Snapchat
this was literally a hookup/sending nudes platform. she probably thought you got what she meant as in "get a snapchat so i can send you videos of my fingering myself/pictures of my tits and we can hook up at some point" but because you're retarded and didn't get the hint, she ghosted you because she probably thought you're gay/didn't like her/didn't wanna fuck. its crazy how you guys find yourself in normalfag situations but don't have the normalfag switch to understand what peoples intentions are in these situations.

>>212544330
Why couldn't she have just done that via text message

>>212544512
>Why couldn't she have just done that via text message
Paper trail. Women are whores but don't want you to have the receipts of their whorish actions/demands.

>>212544330
>why can't you just read my fucking mind
he obviously didn't know
Honesty is best policy, he told her what he thought, she judged him on it superficially, her loss.

>>212544024
You were one of several options for her to monkeybranch to and she chose someone else after you proved to be retarded. That probably wasn't the first time you accidentally spurned her either.