YO WTF. Why is this getting so serious

>>212543534 (OP)
Kino is happening

>>212543534 (OP)
Zeta Gundam dwarfs this.

>>212545871
This one?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159186/
Would I need to watch anything previous?

Neon Genesis Evangelions biggest flaw is the ending and people unable to accept it. How many times it's been re-done now, three times?

>>212546369
The ending is fine. Thinking it's bad is unironically normalfag levels of art critique. C'mon anon you're on 4chan I know you're smarter than the average dope.

>>212546369
NGE is the best example there is of a fanbase building it's subject up into something it's not. A dull shallow anime that only pretends to be deep and it has legions of nerds arguing minor points like they're the most important philosophies.

There's a lot of anime like this, NGE merely being the most popular - all arising from the Japanese creators getting some fundamental western idea so hilariously wrong that it confuses western fans into concocting entire theories on 'what it really means' when the answer is simple: it's shallow shite.

>>212546369
>How many times it's been re-done now, three times?
and they're all 10/10 endings for different reasons. they're the best parts of the whole thing.

>>212546369
The first ending is the best and the only one I take seriously.

>>212547029
The esotericism in NGE is just a cover for the drama at the heart of it, which undoubtedly possesses more depth and originality than most anime. At the end of the day it is just a Japanese cartoon, it's not on the level of great cinema, let alone great literature or painting, but it's still a great little thing.

>>212547029
It doesn't pretend anything. It isn't alive. Certain fans of it pretend it's deeper than it is, but make no mistake, there's plenty to talk about or we wouldn't be talking about it now. It gives me no pleasure to tell you this anon, but your anonymous opinion on a 30 year old show does nothing for the 30 years of discourse.

>>212543534 (OP)
Evas don't fuck around

anime is for children

>>212547258
>anime is for children

>>212547352
He's not wrong desu

>>212547368
showing Eva to a kid would traumatize them lmao.
I don't get why people act like anime is this monolithic thing. it's just like tv, there's different genres and animes aimed at different age groups.

This kind of anime should be banned or age gated

Kids and teenagers shouldn't be exposed to this secondhand trauma

>>212547421
>banned
Is The Sopranos banned somewhere?
>age gated
It is labeled certain levels of maturity depending on where you watch it. Are you 80 or something?

>>212546633

>>212546633
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>>212547469
You're probably right.
>>212547486
Who am I, Asuka's mother? Don't be daft, my little anon.

>>212547438
No but a lot of media should be banned. Everything is just SEX SEX SEX CRIME CRIME CRIME KILL KILL KILL RAPE RAPE RAPE TRAUMA TRAUMA TRAUMA

People never follow ESRB. You have kids reading Berserk

>>212547384
>>212547421
hundreds of thousands of kids already grew up watching it you fucking retard. know why they weren't traumatized? because dumbass kids are too fucking retarded to get it. where do you think all the "god shinji is so whiny why WOULDN'T you want to pilot a sick mech?" posts come from? of course older eva fans clearly aren't much smarter!

>>212547052
finally above average iq evangliontard
I'm glad shitsukaspic yet not showed up

>>212547493
Maybe, maybe not. Read the bible much?

>>212547384
I watched Eva when I was 10 and I was fine.

>>212547525
>bible
Also evil trash that should be banned

>cosmic narcissist abuse is le GOOD. you are filthy and sinful and should constantly grovel to an invisible egotistical psycho for forgiveness

>>212547497
>know why they weren't traumatized

Everyone from millenials being fucked up kinda disproves your point

>>212547029
>30 years later
>babby's introduction to existentialism is still filtering people
NGE is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

>>212547572
kek

>>212543534 (OP)
Prepare for kino. Kino and titties

>>212547029
> the EVA fandom is dying
Good. The series is over. The creator wrapped a bow on it. There is no need for every series to exist in constant perpetuity to prop up a “fandom”. Fuck each and every person complaining about this.

>>212547555
Sure, and they get a lot right. For instance,
>So you see, faith by itself isn’t enough. Unless it produces good deeds, it is dead and useless.
This should be banned, that should be banned, such a useless form of conversation if you're not going to do anything about it. I'd say thanks for the mental stimulation but your mind is not at all stimulating. Hope I never cross paths with you again.

>>212547258
/thread

>>212543534 (OP)
>evangelion
tried watching it once, couldnt finish it.
the way japanese write dialogues is too cringe for me, it feels like im being treated like a 3 year old kid.

>the attack is coming! activate the AHH TEEHH FIELDOOOO!
>activating AHHH TEEHHH FIELDOOO!
>oh no! the AHHH TEEHHHH FIELOOOO isnt working!
>repair the AHHH TEEHHH FIELDOOO!!!
>we are repairing the AHHH TEEHHH FIELDOOO!!!
>in the background, the main kid character is crying for 20 minutes, didnt say a word in the whole episode yet

>>212547893
That's how people talk in crisis centers. You have to be repetitive and clear so that people understand.

>>212546369
Its biggest flaw is it was made by a Japanese pedophile masochist and took one of the coolest anime genres (mechs) to use to complain about generic shonen. While still having all the poor qualities of generic shonen sincerely, to boot.

asuka

>>212547932
>That's how people talk in crisis centers.
no. thats how japanese think people talk, but its not.

>>212545871
nah dawgy watch GWang

>>212547555
I think your posts should be banned for being such a hysterical narcissistic faggot yourself

>>212547893
you will kms in 30seconds if you try modern anime then

>>212546633
>C'mon anon you're on 4chan I know you're smarter than the average dope.
Wasn't the case 15 years ago, definitely isn't the case now with the influx of brainrotted zoomers that found this place from 4chan thread reaction videos on youtube.

>>212547950
Rei is for patricians

>>212547971
Pic related is your entire theology lmao

Stop abusing children christ cultist

wow this movie where cowboy music plays everytime asuka shows her underwear is super pretentious

>>212547572
thank you for demonstrating how older eva fans really aren't much smarter than dumbass kids!

>>>/a/

>>212548050
Pic saved

Unlike my soul hahahaha helb me arab man

>>212548050
Hell isn't like that
Also, the only thing you have to do to be granted eternal life is believe in God. Everything else you do on Earth just gets you a better position when Heaven gets here

>>212545953
Yes it's a direct sequel to 0079.

>>212548258
>the only thing you have to do to be granted eternal life is believe in God
the bible is contradictory on this

also that doesn't change the fact your religion involves groveling to a cosmic jew or he'll torture you

>>212548258
>rape children
>sincerely believe in jesus, repent
>reward
>reject god due to brutal rape as a child
>look up from hell and see your abuser living it large with some jew

The nature of the universe do be like that

>>212546633
The main part is that it's been redone so many times. It would be fine if they just let it be what it is.

>>212543534 (OP)
Go back to /a/

>>212547957
Yes. I work at giant monster prevention center and that's how my boss sounds every time Godzilla shows up.

>>212548258
>to be granted eternal life is believe in God.
sounds like a cult

>tranime
Grow up.

>>212548657
A cult involves isolation and secrecy, Christ commanded his followers to spread the Word to every corner of the world

>>212548718
>a cult doesn't want to gain followers

Is this the cope you are going with lol

Also you didn't even allow people to read the bible (only priests can) for 1600 years

for me, its shinji having a mental breakdown in the sandbox and then killing every human being alive so they can be orange soup together

>>212548758
Not true, by the way. Anyone could buy a Bible, but they were incredibly expensive as everything was hand-written back then. Nearly all the time they'd be in Latin, as everyone who could read and was wealthy spoke Latin. However, there are still plenty of examples of translation throughout that time, both partial and complete

However, the Catholic church came to think translations were liable to introduce doctrinal errors, and therefore they forbade doing so unless the Church supervised the process

>>212549314
>anyone could buy a bible! You just needed to be rich and know Latin!

You didn’t just die on that hill, you killed you killed your self.

>>212549366
But that was true of any book. You can't argue against something unless you're willing to consider the circumstances in which it took place

>>212546633
Users on this website, let alone this board are not as smart as they claim to be.
At the very best they are slightly above average in terms of intelligence, but even then, they have the ego to think they are better than 99% of the internet.

>>212543534 (OP)
It's for subhuman moralfag pussies. I had to stop watching the dogshit anime because of how bad it was, not watching the tranny movie, so I thought "why not try out the movies everyone hates?".
>Way better pace
>Still annoying pussies
>But then they introduce Mari who has fun piloting a giant mech and killing huge aliens like a real person would
>Everyone hates her for some reason
All evangeliontrannies are so pathetic. If you put Nishi in evangelion instead of shinji the series would be over in not even 5 episodes. Fuck all pussies, fuck all moralfags.

>>212549732
I remember being 14 and edgy too

so all the movies are just different versions of the ending? why don't they just reboot the series?

>>212549741

>>212543534 (OP)
>>212549741
>Guitar riff starts
>Johnny walks in
>"Hey dad! Haven't seen ya in years...whatcha been working on? A new oven?"
>WHIPCRACK
>"Johnny, this is serious work. This is the eva 01-"
>"So when do I get to try it out?"
>"Well it's temperamental still, bu-"
>"OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE!"
>Gendo and Misato turn their heads
>Rapid xylophone
>They slowly turn their heads back as mechanical whirring and steam noises begin
>In unison: "JOHNNYYYYYYYYY!!!"
>Johnny is in the cockpit wearing the plug suit
>"Sweet threads!" WHIPCRACK "Now let's get this baby started!"
>OOHWOAAHOHOOHHHH

>>212549742
they did dumbo

The original series + End of Evangelion is kino, the rebuild movies are trash.

>>212545871
Shinji is just Amuro for pseuds

>>212547029
>nge fandom is dying
yeah. literally. from getting old

>>212549990
If a mother's love can give them the ability to fight the monsters, what about a man's love for his car?

>>>/a/