What counts as "work"?

>>212543551 (OP)
Gang related missions.

>>212543551 (OP)
Getting your hands dirty.

Breaking bucks

>>212543551 (OP)
COUNT EM!

>>212543551 (OP)
Trading cigarettes for chocolate milks

>>212543551 (OP)
burning local

>>212543551 (OP)
calling shots

>>212543551 (OP)
Getting your cherry broken

I'd be a little slut and make them cum really fast

>>212543589
sort of like "this"?

Getting down with the woodpile and the eses. Kicking it off with the toads.

>you have to shove your paperwork up your ass to survive
>you have to shove drugs up your ass to survive
>worst case scenario you have to shove another prisoner's dick up your ass to survive
Prison seems kinda gay 2bh

>smuggling drugs in your ass
>stashing weapons in your ass
>concealing a cell phone in your ass
>keeping the gang's cash in your ass

>>212543749
Kill yourself

>>212543551 (OP)
Maybe you should get a job

>>212543551 (OP)

I once fat an entire prison tunnel system in my ass

>>212543767
You know, State Of Emergency was kind of a good game after all.

>>212543551 (OP)
https://youtu.be/gjhtTVE1ths

>>212544201
Please don't use fat as the past tense of fit cheers

>>212543835
It’s not gay. What happens on the inside stays on the inside. Not that I ever did anything, mind you. But I wouldn’t judge anyone who did! It’s a different life!

>>212544358
look, fat, look, here's the deal

>>212544375
>What happens on the inside stays on the inside
even if another man puts something inside your insides?

FORCED MEME SAMEFAGGED SCHIZO SPAM
fuck off back to redd*t. your posts are absolute aids

>>212544682
I've greenlit this lame

>>212544795
I’ve chemo’d your spam

>>212544999
30 Navy Seals

>>212543749
I would turn into a power bottom and destroy his cock, draining him of all energy and cum as I force out wave after wave of creamy ropes into my masculine o-ring. He’d be so disarmed and delirious with ecstasy that he’d start questioning his heterosexuality and manliness. As I watch his delirium turn to confusion and the seed of doubt and shame take root I’d use the precise moment to start gently mocking him. Then I’d turn to coarser and louder jeers, calling him a faggot, asking if he wanted to kiss me on the lips, if he wants to go shopping and drink lattes and get a loft with me in the city. He’d get angrier and angrier and start to grab his shank.

Then I’d lean over and he’d see my still gaping man tunnel oozing with his boy butter. I’d beckon him closer and his anger would instantaneously evaporate into lust and as he scrambled towards me, member swelling with each step, I’d turn around and give him a haymaker and knock him flat.

That’s when my buds, three of them of the negroid persuasion, would be rounding the corner. Five minutes later and a 5 man DAP gangbang ensues. Poor little buster never walked the same.

Me? That’s what I’d do.

>>212545316
Kino

>>212543551 (OP)
Smuggling drugs, participating in fights, doing hits

>>212543551 (OP)
Probably shoving things up your ass because prisoners are gay

No one could do 500 navy seals in one set. No one could eat two silos in one sitting. Stop throwing jarringly unrealistic minor details into your movies

>>212543551 (OP)
Fixing up their formulas in the Excel spreadsheet, teaching them to do a VLOOKUP, or how pivot tables work