Would it have killed her to let us see her gazongas?

>>212547810 (OP)
Not every woman is a blatant whore, OP.

>>212547810 (OP)
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

>>212547810 (OP)
I've seen them IRL. She pads her chest by the way and her nipples are lopsided. its like trying to look someone in the eyes when they're crosseyed and squinting, not good, you can see why she never got them out in public despite obviously getting big money offers from magazines like Playboy at the time. It would have killed her career which was as much dependant on people believing she had nice tits as it was being a great writer and singer. Nobody would have talked about her early in her career if she had just turned up with a pair of floppy tits pointing in opposite directions, yet because people think she has good tatty-bojangles we're still talking about them even though she is older than Kirk Douglas.

>>212548030
Would it kill her to have a guy like me travel back through space and time, to eternally suck on her nipples until her innies become outies?

>>212548081
Probably would. or at least it would leave you with Paris Syndrome. One is shaped a bit like a dinner plate with the areola covering most of the breast and a really flat nipple, the other is smaller but is really puffy, like an extra tit on top of it, it put me in mind of the ball of snow you put on top of another one to make a snowman.

>>212548030
She's 20 years younger at least.

>>212548219
There's no possibility you've seen them.

Dolly is pure, she's not like that.

>>212548219
>Paris Syndrome
>Paris Syndrome is a psychological condition, primarily affecting Japanese tourists, characterized by severe disappointment and distress when the reality of Paris clashes with their idealized expectations of the city. It's considered an extreme form of culture shock, manifesting in symptoms like hallucinations, anxiety, and even delusional states.

>>212548030
ok, I'm biting: how do you know this?

I wonder how women like her feel like knowing even middle school boys would run a train on them

>>212548295
I am not a proud man, but I am a gentleman... We will leave it at that and I think you can read between the lines and draw your own conclusions.

>>212547810 (OP)
those tits are fake btw

>>212548279
lmao

>>212548279
japs be like ayo where da white gaijin at

>>212547836
lol

>>212547810 (OP)
>7KB

>>212548279

>>212548279
>ehhh...Parisu...kusai?

>>212547836
Good one lol

>>212548796
lmao
what is this from

>>212548279
>I-is that the Eiffel tower? and... it's not very impressive?!
>AAAAHHHHHH, SAVE ME GAIJINMAN, I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE

She was so incredibly pretty.

>>212547836
*for you

>>212548796
Lucky guy. I would have held my tongue out and tried to get my spit between those puppies.

unfortunately we will just have to settle for using AI to see them, but at least it's something.

>>212548030
shes smart so i choose to believe you

>>212548796
camera man is one of us

>>212548796
So weird that the world I grew up in disappeared when I became an adult

>>212548074
Claudia Marie she got those big White titties

The extreme poverty she was raised in needs to be taught in school and brought up any time anyone wants to talk shit on White people.

>>212547810 (OP)
Fuck this vaxmaxed TDS retard
Is she the only bible thumper that liberal faggots actually love for some reason?

>>212550282
>Brings up covid and Donald immediately
>Calls others retarded faggots
maybe you're the obsessive one anon you ever think of that

>>212547810 (OP)
>Would it have killed her to let us see her gazongas?
Sexo

>>212548808
Snl zoomie

>>212550549
>dolly Parton
Gives books to poor kids, millions, out of her own pocket
>Donald Trump
Adds trillions to the national debt

>>212547810 (OP)
She says she has like 15 tattoos and has always had an open marriage. Dare I say she might have been the perfect woman?

>>212548932
imagine how pretty was jolene then

>>212548351
Lmao shut the fuck up retard

>>212549011
well? we're waiting

>>212551673
>imagine how pretty was jolene then
We don't have to guess anon, picrel was jolene back then.

>>212551604
it's hard for a traditional marriage to survive road life unless your spouse travels with you

>>212547810 (OP)
This woman knows that at least three generations worth of men have been lusting to see her huge tits for years but she has simply refused to show the goods. I actually respect that.

>>212551738

She bald?

>>212551673
Joelene was apparently a based off a one-time flirtatious bank clerk who served her husband and the name and physical description were taken from a fan of hers. Doesn't seem like there was actually a smoking hot woman that threatened to take her man.

>>212547836
Showing nipples does not make one a whore. If anything, their beauty should be captured and preserved for all time like Greek statues of beautiful people. It only lasts for so long and is fleeting

>>212547836
>[citation needed]

Never understood the obsession with this chick. Looks like another run of the mill fake tits bimbo.

>>212551975
Yes, we already know you're a dumb faggot.

>>212549011
Cool. Prime Dolly Parton vs Prime Christina Hendricks in a Kaiju film where they battle on a beach

I already came once today guys

>>212549259
remember when adults warned you not to spend your entire existence on the couch watching tv?

>>212548074
i like this whore but for some reason also not really

>>212548796
hnnnng

>>212548074
Hate all her interracial shit.

Other then that archetype of a southern older lady whore

>>212547810 (OP)
i'm of the opinion that all attractive women should have an extensive collection of nude images and videos taken in their early 20s, that they never show anyone until they're elderly when they release them to the world as a parting gift
i think it should be a tradition actually, so much so that if a woman doesn't do it it's like a newsworthy surprise

>>212548401
>>212548739
>>212548942
>>212551961
you guys realize your mom and sis are women too, right?
would they not be ashamed if they saw you all posting this?

>>212548030
Even without the details, she has a very drag queen aesthetics

>>212554772
No

>>212554818
maybe your whore mom won't, mine would

>>212554778
What do drag queens and pretty women have in common? They use hairstyles, cosmetics, flattering clothes, and various other feminine trappings to appeal to the libido of men. It's a tale as old as time. Hell, with enough work, even I could be an attractive woman. Dolly famously said:
>It takes a lot of money to look this cheap

>>212548074
She looks really good in like 3-4 scenes then the rest of it is just a giant tit pig getting mounted by ugly negros or her king cuck husband (not handsome blacks which I can sometimes appreciate)

>>212554896
Your whore mom would mind? Why would she? She's a whore.

I hate hunter shills man

>>212554772
My mom was a whore though. Hell, my father is a married an.

>>212554711
this is the world i want to live in