do you think it's weird to have a korean tv show segway into a new american tv show?

They should have ended it in the UK and then changed the title from Squid Game to Quid Game

>Where afghanistan is placed?

First Game: Vote in favor of your economic interest

>>212547994 (OP)
Alabama, Europe and Wakanda

>segway

>eat below 2000kcal for one day

>not give free money to European countries challenge

>walk 100 meters on foot

>First game
>Denounce Israel

>Burn talmud

>>212548123
Is this real?

>>212548170
Yes. 2017 hurricane.

how many americans can actually name every state? i feel like everyones got an idaho or west virginia that'll slip their mind

>>212548186
You made them up

>>212548186
it's spelled OHIO you fucking imbecile

>>212548051
>everyone dies
>the end
nice series

>>212547994 (OP)
they already implied in season 1 that games were global

>>212547994 (OP)
>korean tv show
it's a kaiji rip off
and the whole idea was invented in book the most dangerous game, written by an american

>LA
Spic Game

>>212548608
>kaiji
>the most dangerous game
I think Squid Game does enough to distinguish itself though, the show didn't remind me of the Hunger Games or Battle Royale, both of which take way more from The Most Dangerous Game

>name ONE european city

Actual final game: Name an "American" food that wasn't stolen and bastardized from other cultures.

Things no one asked for

>>212548867
red-40, try harder next time fag

>>212548867
burgers

>>212548867
Fried oreos

>>212548950
they're a copy of hydrox cookies (jewish)

>>212548867
Pizza, french fries, lasagna, tacos, hamburgers, ice cream

>>212548867
corn

>rich people bad
>people are assholes
There I summed up the entire series for you now you don't have to waste your time

>>212548170
Almost every state in the US has anti-BDS laws. You can't get a government or contractor job or receive state money without essentially pledging fealty to Israel.

>>212549017
Italian
Belgian
Italian
Spanish
German
French

>>212548867
Chopped cheese

>>212547994 (OP)
Squid Game is just a shamless ripoff of similar Japanese works anyway.

Not a single ounce of originality.

>>212548051
But I did vote for Trump against the gay race communists.

>>212549108
>tacos
>spanish

>ice cream
>french

>>212548867
Not a yank but I think grits is purely American.

>frist game
>point Iran on a world map

>>212549231
>grits is

>>212549255
Yes, ESL-kun.

>>212547994 (OP)
ESL.

>>212547994 (OP)
Never watched squid games
I probably won’t watch this
/thread

>>212548170
No. That's why he's posting a tweet instead of a real source.

>>212547994 (OP)
Yes weird

>>212547994 (OP)
The word is "segue" not segway

They should have ended it in Israel and called it Yid Games

>>212548100
Israel is not European.

>>212549164
And you're on the verge of a recession.

>>212547994 (OP)
blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>212547994 (OP)
>First Game: try not to be a slave to corporations for 5 minutes

>>212547994 (OP)
I would much rather have this shared universe stuff than just straight up remaking the foreign show

>>212549176
Thank you for verifying anon

>>212548021
kek

>>212549800

We have been in a recession, which is why the incumbent (usually favored) had to straight up step down. Our media isn't honest.

>>212548608
The Most Dangerous Game was about hunting humans, not playing kids' games to win money, shitfuck. Do you even know what the premise of Squid Game is?

>>212549841
>White bab
>White mother that isn't tattoed/fat/hideous
>Working minimum wage job. No one else you can rely on to mind your kid while you work

Bretty sad image anon

Yes, but I'm glad Fincher is making a new show. Knowing him, if he wants to take this on, he'll probably have something great outlined.

>>212549108
>>212549017
The non-American online presence is so fucking stupid that it kind of blows my shit away, inferiority complex more than human at this point.

>>212549877
Hundreds of thousands have been put out of a job and now you're debt is gonna increase by trillions within just a couple years. Nice "economic interests" you have there, dipshit

>>212550412

Yes anon that has been happening for ~4 years now

>>212548041
As if anyone is taught geography outside of their own continent

Ever since I saw season 2 I have been trying to place who Thanos reminded me of. I finally placed it, he looks like Nick Diaz

>>212550436
DOGE and the Big Beautiful Bill have been happening for ~4 years now?
>Trump's economic policies are good
>Okay fine, Trump's economic policies are bad, but it doesn't matter because Biden's policies were bad too
I wonder what your next goalpost-moving cope is gonna be

>>212547994 (OP)
It will be slop. Every American adaptation of a foreign film/series is hot garbage. Never forget the american Inbetweeners.

>>212550472
The seethe caused makes it worth it

>>212550601
>Anon will be on the streets in a few years along with the rest of his family
>His cardboard sign will read "At least I owned the libs"

>>212548051
must suck being poor

>>212548608
>>212548764
game as in hunting target or prey
not contest or amusement

>>212548867
>>212549017
actual answer is french dip

>>212549160
name 3
and if you refer to a single battle royale type story you are a retard

>>212548867
Tomatoes and potatoes

>>212549649
No, that works just fine as it is

>>212550688
Yes tranny, you really are that insufferable

>>212549965
The sad part is living in a country that doesn't provide paid maternity leave.

Squid games Europe

Dont die from heat stroke

>>212548867
American culture is just taking good parts of everyone's culture who comes here.
that's the American way

>Game 1: salad eating contest (~70% eliminated)
>Game 2: name five rivers
>Game 3: what is a woman?
>Game 4: the neighborhood set from the marble game but it's the night after a black guy got shot
>Game 5: penis inspection
>Game 6: Skid Game

Now that I think about it

Does America have some cultural childhood games at all? I can't think of a single one

>>212549800
2 more weeks

>>212551070
Looks like she’s done having the baby and maternity leave is over

>>212552291
But making it better

>>212548051
*votes for hamala as a middle class white male*

>>212550989
>It's ok if we all lose and suffer, so long as a group I don't like is losing too
I hope you're just joking.

>>212552600
Not at all. You freaks destroyed this country and everybody's chance at happiness, so the one silver lining is you're miserable too.

>>212548608
It's different from Kaiji in every possible way, you retard, we had this talk already.
It's like saying that Extraction is a ripoff of Commando because they're both gun-ho actions about USAnians.

>>212548867

>>212552665
You're retarded if you think a 0.0001% bunch of fetish perverts destroyed the country

Boomers have the wheel and ran this country to the ground. They're still not done with you yet.

>>212549473
>my jew run media didn’t report it, so it never happened goyim
grim

>>212552665
Didn’t the couple in this video get a divorce and the woman came out as lesbian?

>>212552665
>zealots on one side justify their actions (or inactions) and the consequences by saying "at least the other guy is suffering"
>zealots on the other side justify their actions (or inactions) and the consequences by saying "at least the other guy is suffering"
>everybody loses, bad guys keep winning, power hungry elites continue eating babies or whatever the fuck they do
Fantastic.

An American version wouldn't work. Part of the appeal is the purity of Korean society. Same race, same nation, this allows us to focus on the purely human aspect of it and none of the other sociopolitical pollution. It made for some compelling stuff and great escapist entertainment for us.

American Squid Games would be like

>the racist Trump supporter
>the sneering journalist
>the wise and worldly black woman
>the capable girlboss
>the fat retarded dad
>the gay couple

At no point would we be able to put our guard down and just enjoy it it would be a loaded western political slaughterhouse with a lecture or message around every corner. The beauty of Korean squid games was that it focused on pure human morality/immorality and the nature of class dynamics. These were truly "one people" and it made the deaths more grisly, familiacidal.

>>212552919
The man came out as a lesbian too

>>212552919
>the woman divorced her simp puppet husband and claims to the whole world that she loves eating box now
Yes, and everyone is quite surprised by this.

>>212552996
So it will be Circle (2015) but worse.

>>212552996
I was about to ask what you're on about, but I realized you're right that the archetypes would probably be based in current dialogues about politics, race, and gender. The use of trope characters and commentary about *current thing* is probably going to be inescapable.

>>212552919
>>212553005
>>212553021

>>212548867
American blacks invented modern BBQ with ingredients once considered trash. It is now globally popular. All of the white American food was made here but more heavily influenced by other cultures if not copied from them. The only truly American white people food is slop like Takis, skittles, cotton candy or fruity pebbles.

>>212547994 (OP)
Holy Shit, the Galadriel -> Gollum pipeline is real

>>212553181
>American blacks invented modern BBQ
Wrong. That would be George Stephen.

>>212553237
kek

>>212553237
Nope he just invented the modern grill.

>>212553181

Blacks literally stole their entire food lineup from southern whites moron

>>212547994 (OP)
test

>>212548123
The point of the game is that at least some of them could win it.

>>212553113
These kinds of people don't feel real

>>212553298
Kojima invented the grill

They're like 3 years too late. Mr Beast already beat them to it. Nobody wants to watch old ass Kate Blanchett ruin another adaptation.

>>212553298
Oh, you meant BBQ as a way of preparing meat? The portuguese is to thank for that.

>>212548170
Yes, @Grok told me so

>>212548608
You're gonna spend your entire life searching for something original and die very disappointed.

>>212547994 (OP)
First game
Go to the gas station in Detroit at night.

Second game
Go to the Popeye and scream a loud nigger.

Third game
Wear visibly a gold chain in Bronx and order something in the waffle house at just before midnight.

>think it's gonna be a squid games thread
>Instead stealth American hate thread

I don't even mind. Euros wake up and go to sleep thinking about Americans. They can't go a single hour without making a Pavlovian comment about Americans. Meanwhile I don't think about them at all, until moments like this.

>>212553181
Blacks didn't invent smoking food. Smoking meats to preserve them was done in multiple societies for thousands of years.

>>212550473
Or american office which turned great concept to a generic sitcom and ran way longer than it ever should have.

>>212553432
this. do europoors really spend all their waking moments seething about how much better burgerland is?

>>212552383
Hide and Seek?
Truth or Dare?
Tag?
Red light and green light?
Musical chair?
Duck, Duck, Goose?

>>212552383
Eating at McDonalds, eating candy for breakfast, trying to not to die in a random shooting...

She monke

>>212553432
>I don't even mind
>I don't think about them at all
>still feels the need to post
Probably bait, but as an American, shut the fuck up and get over your thin skinned faggotry.

>>212553575
She returned

>>212548051
>burgers literally with guns to their heads right before execution: "WTF? What happened to my rights?! Why is this happening to ME? This was supposed to happen to the people I hate!"

>>212548041
>ESL

>>212548051
I will when they start running candidates who represent them.

>>212552665
>>212552919
>>212553113
>"Discover" that you're actually a lesbian after five years of marriage
>Immediately cut your hair like a dyke and and wear butch clothing while hanging a faggot flag on your wall

They're failing to convince people that being gay isn't a social trend to make you seem special. You don't have to be a walking stereotype just because you like the same sex.

>>212549800
Wait, which type of recession, Democrats and their propaganda arm keep changing the definition.

>>212550989
Dude they can't even handle themselves. 41% isn't enough though. Pump those numbers up Hatchet Wounders!

1st game
>There are 2 buttons. A red button and a green button. If you press the green button you will pass, no strings attached. If you press the red button, you will be shot. There's no catch. I'm telling you the truth. But also, I voted for the candidate you didn't vote for at the last election
80% of people failed

>>212553181
When were beef and pork considered trash
also Takis are mexican

>>212553626
Things were so much better when they were in charge. The new management is just not as good.

the fuck happened to Fincher? He seemed like one of the greatest directors of all time for a while but he's made nothing of note for the last decade, now he's making slop?

>>212553945
The Killer was pure kino

>>212549092
That’s seriously fucked up

American squid game be like

>be below 30 BMI
>be able to view your penis
>touch your toes
>do a pullup
>walk a quarter mile without suffering a heart attack
>dont blaspheme against jesus

>>212553945
He always made slop. He's on the same level as Nolan and Villanova.

>>212548170
lol

>>212553703
>You don't have to be a walking stereotype just because you like the same sex
Ex-fucking-actly. I'm convinced that for half or so of the current gay population, coming out as gay is a cultural choice or the equivalent of rebranding one's own identity to fit the mold of what's currently deemed as socially respectable or pre-approved in the eyes of the masses. These mofos go from talking about gender fluidity and not having to be defined by 'gender or sexuality' to swapping out every aspect of their own identity to better fit a specific notion of being homosexual. Especially born and bred thoughtless posers like this chick, if the hot new thing was fascism and stomping out minorities with steel clad boots, she'd go the extra mile and shave her head while getting a swastika tattoo on her neck.

>>212552383
just stuff we played at parks like red rover growing up it could get a little violent tho

at school hopscotch dodgeball and four square

>>212547994 (OP)
>I can't wait to watch ghetto black gang members and redneck methheads strung out on tv
>with a 60 year old BOGGED washed up woman as the antagonist

>>212554047
Yeah this shit cracks me the fuck up. My best friend one day mentioned he fucks guys and i'm like "guess i dont gotta worry about you stealing my girls" and we both laughed. And hes the exact same dude as before, but now he fucks guys. Who gives a shit is the general vibe.

>>212552996
>and none of the other sociopolitical pollution
>and the nature of class dynamics
Really faggot?

>>212554034
>touch your toes
You can’t even do this

>>212548070
I remember when everybody thought Segways were going to replace walking

>>212548913
>

>>212547994 (OP)
>>American Squirt Games
Hunter as the tranny, please.

>>212556386

An eternal discussion inherent to human society. It's basically the entire point of the show. Cut out the fluff and distill it to base human dynamics.

>>212547994 (OP)
David Fincher is incompetent compared to Park Chan-wook.

>>212548867
goyslop

>>212553332
Goddammit lazy walkers

>>212557480
>Altona
Does Hamburg even have a main station or is it just called Altona? I always see ICEs terminating there.

>>212549092
First amendment?

>>212550919
It's a direct ripoff off Kaiji you retarded cunt

>>212557615
nvm just saw that it terminates there but goes through the HBF first

>>212553113
>>212552665
This has got to be staged. All of it. Real people don't act like this.