Cast him

>video games
Grow. Up.

>video games
Stay. Young.

>>212550002
You gotta get a life at some point. Props for replying to every thread, but to have a first post too is a bit much.

>>212550002
>grow up
>has to be the first to reply to every thread he doesn't like

>>212549988 (OP)
George himself, obviously

>>212550465
kek I'd bother watching the movie if they did that

I reckon most anyone can play a dead body with a bag over its head

me, provided that the dung in question is supplied by rebecca ferguson

Reminder that Elden Ring is a feminist setting

I still don't know what his deal was. I don't know what anyone's fucking deal was, the lore was obscure in Dark Souls but its basically nonexistent in Elden Ring. Maybe i'll get that book they put out

>>212549988 (OP)
>Drop the loathsome dung eater in Delhi
>He's not even doing anything out of the ordinary

Aziz Ansari

>>212551079
Are you retarded? Elden Ring has the most complex and extensive lore of all fromsoft games

>>212551079

Adam Sandler

>>212551142
you mean the most boring

Bump

>>212550810
the setting where everything got ruined by women?

>>212554195
The setting that was built by women, and ended by women, yes, just like men in real life.

>>212551142
and they still couldnt be bothered to explain what the tarnisheds deal is and how being guided by grace actually works.

for some reason i cant find myself getting immersed in the world and stories of elden ring, especially compared to souls and bloodborne. something about elden ring is just such dry shit about 10 guys who all have the same names swinging golden weapons trying to take some position of power. the erdtree being a sort of parasite is sort of interesting but thats kind of all there is to that. The rest of the game is rhadan was deposed by rhuban who had a grudge against migot who had to swing his big gold cleaver at megot who was lusting after megotta

i do NOT give a fuck, lmao

>>212554250
there is nothing that suggests that women built anything in Elden Ring.

>loathsome dungeater
I got just the right actor for the job (as himself)

>>212549988 (OP)
i would cast this guy

>>212554305
the biggest problem is the open world design leaving not much to the imagination so the entire world seems small and cramped(which it is).

Dark Souls Lordran felt gigantic and you could believe it being a bustling city a long time ago. I just cant buy the Lands between ever being inhabited by anyone.

>>212551223
this
>>212551158
and this

why did the most boring FromSoft game make the most money

>>212554381
Yeah, they really should have broken from routine and added some huge friendly npc cities, its absolutely ridiculous that theres supposed to be various functional civilizations around and all you ever see of them is feral retards and their pet monsters.

>>212549988 (OP)
This game was like a parody of Dark Souls

>>212554658
it piggybacked on 5 previous games

>>212550002
>>212550010
Kek, imagine having weak dexterity. I bet girls don't ask you to finger them after the first couple times.