>beaten
>joke
>joke
>joke
>joke
>beaten
>joke
>helped by others
>joke
>bad guy rant
>joke
>helped by others
>joke
>beaten
>helped by others
>heroic speech
>joke
>joke

This is a 10/10 Superhero movie according to Gunnkeks

>>212550314 (OP)
sounds like a fun and well written flick that doesn't heavily rely on plot armor. I will go watch your movie now.

>has never been a single good superman movie beyond superman vs batman
>shocked that this one sucks balls too

>>212550314 (OP)
>"Modern day Hollywood Blockbuster"

>capeslop
Grow up

>>212550314 (OP)
And you watched it lolol

>>212550346
It doesn't even have a coherent plot retard.

fortunately the humour is in-context and character-based, it isn't a barrage of quips.

>>212550396
it does, its consistently about Lex's efforts to bring down Superman.

>>212550314 (OP)
>>beaten
This is what gets me so mad. Superman should be the ray of hope, when he arrives you know everything is going to be all right. And not a useless faggot who is lying on the ground 80% of the movie.

>>212550314 (OP)
Bro, you can't just publish James Gunn's Konami code! Others might steal his secret sauce

>>212550459
this doesn't happen. you haven't seen the film.

>>212550459
You haven't watched the movie

>>212550459
To each to their own. I like it when Superman is fighting villains that can give him a run for his money physically, because I was bored to tears when Snyder Superman fought Zod or Doomsday. Endlessly punching each other for the sake of it.

Superman is the only character I can think of ,that is progressively written weaker with every version of him.

>>212550396
It absolutely does. lol

>>212551014
well he's a fucking white male.

>>212550459
>Low iq retard can only enjoy overpowered heroe.
Thats boring, nobody likes mary sue.
If superman is invincible, whats the point?

>>212550314 (OP)
My packed theatre loved it. Keep coping snyder fag.

>>212550459
Why are you defending Gary Stu? unbeatable heroes are boring.

>>212551380
>My packed theatre loved it.
Your fudge-packed theatre? Keep coping.

>>212550314 (OP)
>This is a 10/10 Superhero movie according to Gunnkeks
Bro, the reviews are saying that it's mid. But a mid score is a "fresh" score.

Gunnshills are just tonguing Gunn's ass.

>>212551625
>gunnshills
Don't exist. It's just people trolling Snyderfags.

>>212550395
And you'll watch it 5 times, Jeet.

>>212551625
>it's mid
cope

>>212551438
Who the fuck wants a Gary Stu?
Even at Snyder movies he sucked, or died.
I just dont want to see my hero, SUPERman being not super

>>212550422
share me a comic panel of superman making a "what the hey" joke

>>212552539
>Who thse fuck wants a Gary Stu?

You want

>>212550346
>plot armor
He's The Superman why does he always lose

>>212550314 (OP)
Retards about Cavill's Superman:
>HE IS NOT A SUPERMAN! HE IS... HE IS BROODING AND DIDNT SAVE KITTENS!
Retards about Corenswet Superman:
>He talks like a zoomer, whines, is impatient and constantly angry? WHO CARES - HE IS GREAT SUPERMAN!

>>212553731
>He talks like a zoomer,
but he's literally a zoomer
And Superman was always easy going person

>>212553731
David is a good Superman because you see him caring about the people of metropolis. Interact with them and remembering them. His "whining" is not his core trait, he's just human

>>212553765
>born '93
he's a late millennial

>>212550314 (OP)
>Oh no! Superman actually faces a challenge he must overcome, with help from fellow heroes!
>I'd rather he mope for two hours and then die!

>>212551014
Superman's power should be limited to
-leaping over buildings
-faster than bullets
-more powerul than trains

Instead his power is whatever the fuck people want. He's such a boring character because he has zero limitations besides space rocks.

>>212553812
sounds like a good superman is a gay character

>>212553916
No. His powers should be:
Looking kick-ass in a strongman suit
looking bitchin' in a flowing cape
his curl making everyone wet/hard

>>212554389
You are so tough dude

>>212554629
sorry if i'm not fascinated by cohensweat's bulge

>>212554839
This is a dumb way for Lex to get revealed as scum to the world, but also weird stuff like Krypto called in just to take out drones when he could have heat visioned them

>>212554881
Lex knew Supes' laser patterns/attacks, but not Krypto's

>>212554754
you can always go watch the famously heterosexual epic "300" by Zack Snyder.

>>212554980
i don't like either. i wanna see jurassic world