Honestly, what do you do in this situation?

get it on

>>212552146 (OP)
My dad confronted me about why there was a butt crack mark on the office chair. That's where the computer was so it was where I jacked off, butt must have sweated into the material and left a mark. No idea how. Was pretty embarrassing. I just played dumb saying I don't know how it got there but I don't think he bought it. No way I was going to admit I would sit there for hours in the nude after school jacking it to internet porn though.

>>212552210
I used to creep downstairs after 2am when i was 13 and boot up the computer to go to hentaiplayground.com and back then we didn't have incognito mode on internet explorer and deleting cookies wasn't easy. They caught me.

>>212552146 (OP)
Make him eat it then clean the table. After that never speak of it again and never have another pie in my house. When he eventually gets his own place give him a pie as a house warming gift.

>>212552210
>No way I was going to admit I would sit there for hours in the nude after school jacking it to internet porn though.
he knew

>>212552294
I just used to clear the history after every session. Thankfully it wasn't too long after that when we got a new computer and the old one went to my room so I could fap in peace.

I never had "the talk" with my dad and I'm glad I didn't, because the mere thought makes me cringe. I wonder if it's even possible to do it right and not painfully awkward.

>>212552146 (OP)
That was one of the rare times I can remember a father being depicted well in a modern(ish) Hollywood movie

>>212552322
I'm sure he did but that's different to me confessing that to him and having to have a conversation about not fapping in the nude on the office chair or whatever other unpleasant direction that conversation would've gone.

>>212552210
>>212552294
Once when I jacked, I accidentally shot some semen onto curtains. Didn't realise that at the time, and when my mom was getting those off to wash, she noticed the spots and thought that I sneezed on it.

>>212552350
Yeah, thats what I was thinking. He handled that pretty gracefully while also addressing the issue and not just sweeping it under the rug. Gave him some nudie mags and tried to give him some advice on how to get a chick. He tried to address the underlying issue behind the piefucking so his son wouldnt grow up to be a sex offender, or G-d forbid and incel. He needs to find him a good Jewish lass and help the tribe population out.

>>212552351
You think that's bad, one time I accidentally pressed "print" when I was looking at a close-up of some pornstar's vag. The family printer was in my Dad's office. After a very uncomfortable and stern talk he remarked "oh by the way, that stuff you're looking at it's a bit.....gynecological"

>>212552294
For me it was staying up in my grandparents living room on their computer stealing cigarettes and chain smoking all night while my grandpa was passed out drunk on the couch two feet away while I cranked it to sleepingtushy. Based site. Chicks rimming sleeping girls assholes. My older cousin cleared the history when I’d forgotten so he either knew or was deleting his own incriminating evidence.

>>212552468
>oh by the way, that stuff you're looking at it's a bit.....gynecological
lmao

>>212552458
Well acted by Eugene Levy too. Quite a touching character.

>>212552505
He's the soul of the first movie and an endearing presence in the other three. The rest aren't canon as far as I'm concerned. Take out Jim's dad and those movies wouldn't have been as great or as popular.

>>212552458
I’m still amazed Jason Biggs isn’t Jewish. What’s even crazier is he even fooled Jews. There’s interviews where he talks about it and when they found out he wasn’t Jewish is when his career ended.

>>212552294
https://web.archive.org/web/20050828042039if_/http://www.hentaiplayground.com:80/
It always surprises me how well archived these sites are.

>>212552577
Band camp is good enough to be considered cannon.

>>212552146 (OP)
I used to use my parents computer and Web webcam to people me playing with myself but they caught me and sent me to an all girls school.

>>212552210
>>212552294
>move out of my parents house in my early 20s and do my own washing for the first time
>my jizz encrusted towels/boxers/socks come out of the washing machine with the stains still visible
>realise that my mother spent years manually scrubbing jizz stains out of my laundry

>>212552671
Based parents sending their horny son the and all girls school

>>212552722
dw she probably liked it

>>212552617
>Band camp is good enough to be considered cannon.
Yes
Also
>2005
Wew

I love how taboo teens masturbating is. Like, it’s obvious that 95% of male teens jerk off yet I would imagine the number of parents who talk about it with their kids is pretty low. My parents never talked to me about it but they had to have known. I was never caught red handed but I’m sure there were many, many signs

>>212552871
No one ever talked to me about it, they just let me know they knew like a bunch of creeps

>>212552294
One time I came across my father's porn folder on the family computer when I was like 14. It was all bad photoshops of disney channel celebrity heads onto nudes girl bodies. Mostly Bella Thorne.

>>212552428
I came on the couch and when my mom asked what it was aintikd her snot. She looked and me and laughed and said "right, snot." Also when I was 11 or so I had CP qnd my dad found it. He just said it was normal for me to want to see kids my own age but that it's still wrong and he could get in serious trouble.

>>212552871
What is there to talk about?

>>212552722
I think mothers are just fully accepting how horny and dirty their teenage sons are and look the other way because that's how they are. Remember that mom character with three teenage boys in Bridesmaids talking about how there was semen everywhere in her home?

>>212552871
>Like, it’s obvious that 95% of male teens jerk off
I think that's a conservative estimate.

>>212552982
>listen kiddo I could get in a lot of trouble for you having this. Give me what you have and show me where you got it right now
Anon…

>>212552294
i'm so old that when i was 13 i crept downstairs after 2 am to watch that one soft porn program on local tv.

>>212553062
He knew where I got it. From WinMX. I forgot to clear the download list.

>>212552319
More like a cockwarming gift, am I right fellas?

>>212553062
CP was everywhere back then. In fact, it was so easy to get that the feds didn’t even bother going after anyone that downloaded it. They had their hands full going after the sites hosting them or the people uploading it.

>>212552722
that's funny, when i wash mine they come out clean. use better detergent maybe?

>>212553115
*running the sites hosting it

>>212552722
Turn them inside out when you put them in the wash

>>212553115
yeah I remember a friend showing me a video of a 14yo getting naked on his nokia when we were the same age, only years later I realized how fucked up that was especially since the pc and phone surely belonged to his dad officially

>>212553115
CP was so commonplace back then that I didn’t even know there was anything wrong wrong with it until I started going on 4chan in 2008.

>>212553080
Ah, WinMX. My first foray into stealing music. Despite using that, Kazaa, etc. I thankfully never ran into any viruses or cheese pizza. I think it's just a matter of recognizing sketchy file names.

>friend shows me his porn collection
>it's all scat

>>212553447
>try to move on to his music collection to stave off the awkwardness
>it's all scat too

>>212553556
Got a hearty chuckle from me. It is a Scatman's world.

>>212552577
What's the reason for Jim's dad being in those spinoff movies story wise? What's his role?

>>212553761
>What's the reason for Jim's dad being in those spinoff movies story wise?
He's a past frat boy from Beta House and he started the Naked Mile as a protest, He's the one that first started the Book of Love, and he's a conflict resolution counsellor at Band Camp.
Just lame machinations and excuses to squeeze him into the story.

>>212554085
Wow, this pie-fucking franchise has some deep lore. Thank you for keeping us informed.

>>212554135
It's the Star Wars kind of lore where everything revolves around a character we know.

>>212552146 (OP)
Tell the truth to everyone in the neighborhood.

>>212552146 (OP)
someone get ai to make the dad eat it

>>212552722
dont cum on whites goddamit.

>>212552146 (OP)
realize Hitler was right and do what needs to be done

>>212554871
Shoot yourself in the head in a bunker?

>>212552146 (OP)
Eat the evidence.