I'm going to see Superman tomorrow with some friends. We are excited.

>>212552654 (OP)
Enjoy watching an Indian get head shot point blank lex luthor
Enjoy watching Superman constantly getting beat up
Enjoy watching Lois Lane save him multiple times
Enjoy the 3 mins screen time of green lantern and Hawkgirl
Enjoy Cyborg+Yonndu=Terrific
Enjoy Jimmy olsen being a player as a simp
Enjoy the poor cgi fight scenes
Enjoy the minecraft segment where superman blows himself out of a blackhole with superbreath
Enjoy the Superdoggo being a waste of cgi and just time filler and annoying in every shot
Enjoy the cheap make up effects on Metamorpho and his CGI shrek baby
Enjoy the weird music selections

>>212552654 (OP)
Just saw it. Enjoyed it. Needed better music

>>212552654 (OP)
>Enjoy the minecraft segment where superman blows himself out of a blackhole with superbreath
wtf?

She was a hot piece of ass.

>>212552782
Imagine writing this

>>212552817
Sure if you like men

>>212552654 (OP)
She's a strong girl because I would grab his superballs

>>212552824
Imagine watching it

>>212552857
Just did pal

>>212552654 (OP)
movie kind of stinks might want to get drunk first. best part of the film is how retarded it can be so could maybe enjoy it in a so bad its good way.

>>212552654 (OP)
>with some friends
What's that like?

>>212552834
>>212552654 (OP)
INDIAN JOKER?
SIGN ME UPS SAAARRRR!!!!!

>>212552654 (OP)
CA CAW

>>212552866
its Gotg 4, even yondu returns but as a black man with a T on his face

>>212552834
The man of my life

>>212552890
yeah the jive talking Mr T who is so smart and can anything. and his friend hawk girl who has a mace she will hit you with! and screeches in a ridiculous manner

>>212552654 (OP)
Yes, i could have watched it yesterday but i had to wait so my friend was free. He hates Superheroes

>>212552931
nanobots are the stupidest thing I hate it. Oh yeah i can make literally anything and even hack alien tech, but mostly just make goo and spinny disks lol

>>212552834
>OMG the actress made a face and i caught it in a photo??? this is what she looks like from now on !!!!!!

>>212553004
>caring about the specific sci-fi word that a fantasy movie uses

if you really cared about science you'd be much more annoyed about black hole usage in movies, because black holes actually exist and have properies its possible to get wrong.
just accept that stories use tropes and move on.

>>212552782
>Enjoy the minecraft segment where superman blows himself out of a blackhole with superbreath
What? Like he does this in Minecraft as a pixelated version of himself?

that lady had great hip ratio. just saying

>>212552654 (OP)
I CAN'T BREATHE

>>212553097
Its not because 'le heckin science' it's just lazy, it hated when iron man became nano bot man, these characters are always better with more specific strengths and weaknesses instead of their super power being 'what the indian cgi guys can put together'

Gunn is such a sex pest. I bet he told them to post like that.

>>212552654 (OP)

Poor Engineer! Girl can't catch a break ;_;

>>212552654 (OP)
You'll like it. Saw it with my brother. We had fun.
Just remember, the more you smile, the more a sad little Snyder jeet on here frowns.
That always cheers me up.

>>212553116
There's a pixelated river flowing into a blackhole and him metamorpho and the dog have to not fall into it

>>212553154
>this sci-fi gobbledegook is lazy I want new gobbledegook

seems like mental slight-of-hand to me

>>212553372
Jesus H. Christ

>>212552654 (OP)
>>212552834
>Named Engineer
>Doesn't build sentries
my life is ruined

>>212552782
FPBP.
Nuke dropped.

Damn Snyderjeets are cringe.

>>212552782
Lois Lane didnt save him once iirc

>>212556057
She did with Terrific, then she ended up flying the T-ship

>>212552654 (OP)
>>212554018
>named Engineer
>doesn't hang from the ceiling of the Labyrinth's tunnels like a big red cock

>>212556135
So she helped him once, with Mr. Terrific who really did all the work.

>>212552824
its probably something his supervisor gave him to spam across different sites.

>>212552782
>Enjoy Jimmy olsen being a player as a simp
Olsen is played as womanizer.

>>212556193
it's still emasculating superman, he should never be ina. submissive role with her, she literally wore the trousers the whole time

He even got shook at the beginning when she almost broke up with him after the 10 minute argument "what did you mean by that.... What did YOU mean by that", that's the opposite of showing stoicism especially when arguing with a woman

she's literally a man and it's not sexy, not straight guy would find her hot and pretty sure everyone wanted to fuck jimmys side piece

damn not only a skinny neck but dude's got chicken legs

>>212556256
it doesnt across like that, the guy is a pussyhole, one black guy in his presence would have cucked him on site, it's so unrealistic, no guy like that pulls those types of women, watch some redpill and learn about women

>>212556256
>Olsen is played as womanizer.
you've never seen a womanizer dude, relax, if jimmy was a womanizer then im not indian

>>212556256
>>212556258
>haven't seen the film

>>212556288
He cucks Luthor, when he meets Luthor's girlfriend in the street at night, half docen of hookers recognize him and flirt with him too.

>>212553194
that's called directing

>>212556364
Yea real life doesn't work like they wouldn't even look at him in real life, this is what is going to make it fail every guy knows the reality

>>212552866
if a movie is bad why would i encourage them to make more of them by seeing it in theaters

Post some webms so I can laugh then move on.

>>212552782
>Enjoy watching an Indian get head shot point blank lex luthor
I would love to see that

>>212553296
DAMN

>>212552654 (OP)
can one of you fegs be a doll and remove that bull dyke and replace her with George Floyd? Thanks

>>212553296
Is that the James Gunn cameo?

>>212552782
What weird music did Gunn use?