I am a capeshit goyslop enthusiast and actual nerd. When a new capeshit comes out, my normie friends and families ask how it was. When iron man came out and I saw it opening night, they asked, and I told them it was a legitimately excellent film that felt like an improvisational action comedy. So they’d ask to see it with me so I could explain who this character was. I saw iron man five times in theatres that summer because of my normie friends and family. Same with the dark knight, saw it four times that summer, because my normies asked me how it was, and I said it was the single greatest film I’d ever seen. When they asked how the green lantern was, I told them it was WB studio house style superhero fare with van wilder, and they didn’t ask to see it with me. When they asked how guardians of the galaxy was, I said it was an auteur driven star wars with the best soundtrack I’d heard in a major studio production, so they’d ask to see it with me, and I saw it three times that summer. When they asked how suicide squad was, I said it was like driving with a schizophrenic idiot who kept changing the radio station every ten seconds, and I never saw it again.

When people asked how man of steel was, I said it was one of my favourite movies, as I always saw clark as a science fictional alien god, but it genuinely hurt my soul, and that wound caused some introspection on my values. No one asked to see it with me.

I have a 1pm showing in imax tomorrow for the supergunn. I wonder what I’ll say when the normies ask how it was.

mos was for adults; supergunn is for kids.

>>212553756
I think clark would say he’s for everyone but especially the children

>>212553723 (OP)
What did you say about Winter Soldier

>>212553897
It felt like a really good season of spy thriller television condensed into a typical marvel product. I saw it only once but it was on a date, and when I walked into the theatre, I realized I’d never seen capeshit with a woman on a date before and considered the possibility this may not play well. But it worked out fine, she loved it. She had never actually seen a marvel movie before then and on subsequent hang outs at my place, showed her the avengers and iron man and etc.

>>212553991
But that’s the best one, how could a goyslop enthusiast see it only once

>>212554017
I see them in theatres multiple times when normies ask me to accompany them so I can explain the LoRe cAnOn whatever. the more obscure the character and better the movie, the more normies ask

random anecdote: I saw iron man opening night with two friends who were normie cool and popular. I assured them to wait for the credits because aintitcoolnews was insistent on Sam Jackson showing up as Nick fury. When he said the avengers initiative, I had to explain what an avenger WAS. and explain the team, and how they’re like the justice league, but not, and who each member was. there was a funny dichotomy between my gasping disbelief and their utter confusion.

>>212554109
I did that with my friends too but I was a small child

>>212554223
*handshake emoji*