''Clark I am putting together a team'' - /tv/ (#212553815) [Archived: 785 hours ago]

CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 5:48:32 PM No.212553815
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''But without the weird Green lantern and the screeching harpy. What do you say Mr.Gun.. I mean Superman.
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 5:52:41 PM No.212553917
>>212553815 (OP)
Give me one good reason why this couldn't work.
Cornsweat's Superman is actually not that powerful.
They can do a 15 year time jump for Pattison. In the Batman he could've been 26 and in Batman 2 he can be 41. Pattison is almost 40 anyways. Just make the time jump so that he gets most of the Bat family and his technology improved so that he can fight aliens, it's not hard.
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 5:57:48 PM No.212554021
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>>212553815 (OP)
If they let in Pattison in DCU I will accept that the Snyderverse is over, that's my one condition.
CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:02:45 PM No.212554140
>>212553815 (OP)
SOMEONE RESPOND TO MY POST PLEEEEASE
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:04:07 PM No.212554174
>>212553917
That kind of batman needs to be super buff
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:05:52 PM No.212554206
>>212554174
Buff doesn't equal strength you moron. Most MMA fighters are not ridiculously buff because muscles slow you down. In Justice League WAR and many other interpretations Batman had a ninja physic and wasn't hulkish.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:06:10 PM No.212554218
>>212553917
maybe in like 4 movies time.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:06:54 PM No.212554236
>>212554206
Mma fighters only fight people in their weight class. Batman has to fight 50 ninjas at once
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:09:22 PM No.212554298
>>212554236
It's about fighting style and IQ not size. Buff dudes are not even strong in real life.
It's not like Cornsweats Superman was buff. He had a baggy costume
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:12:25 PM No.212554353
>>212554298
Batman is 6’2 210lbs
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:14:27 PM No.212554402
>>212553917
>why this couldn't work.
Because Matt Reeves doesn't want to, I suppose Gunn wants Pratt as Batman too, anyhow Batman will be introduced most likely in Clayface, it is developed by Reeves for Gunn, so just look at news about the cast.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:15:39 PM No.212554424
>>212554353
Batman is not a fighter. He's literally a detective. Which is why there never has been a good batman movie
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:16:07 PM No.212554434
>>212554402
No chance of pratt being batman
CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:16:20 PM No.212554439
>>212554402
Matt Reeves doesn't fucking own Batman, WB does.
Having 2 separate Batman's is bad optics and bad for the box office, it's never going to work. Casual watchers are going to be confused.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:20:06 PM No.212554517
>>212553815 (OP)
Pattinson=Batman
Chalamet=Robin
Rogen (Seth)=Alfred
Rogen (Joe)=Bane
Sweeney=Poison Ivy
Bale=Ra's al Ghul
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:21:10 PM No.212554538
>>212553815 (OP)
He still need to earn his 'World Greatest Detective" title first before doing anything with the Justice League since he got keked by a Spanish riddle
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:22:10 PM No.212554559
>>212553917
Because this batman is too grounded and "realistic". You'd have to do the silly "stop playing with your food and eat it" trope where you'd have super Kryptonian alien men who can cross the room in a blink of an eye slowly walking towards batman to be all intimidating only to walk in some traps or some stupid shit they didn't see with their x-ray vision. James Gunn isn't smart enough to write batman as the tactical genius detective he is for a team of cartoon characters. There's no way to make this batman(or really any batman) make sense in a team that every member can fold him into a little origami crane literally. You have to write equally silly shit to power him up like give him his own ironman/power suit or kryptonite brass knuckles, bullets, dildo, or swords or something equally retarded to find an excuse to make him seem like he can do anything. Plus the tone of this batman is like day and night with that James Gunn super man. It's like trying to cross a Disney marvel movie with m night shamalamanans super hero movies with Bruce Willis and Samuel l Jackson.
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:23:28 PM No.212554594
>>212554517
Sweeney would be a good Vicki Vale

Chalamet as Dick would be peak casting, and I know he would accept because he's a fan of Batman.

Joe Rogen too small for Bane. Battista (because Latin American) was unironically perfect but now too old.

Seth Rogen, yeaaa I don't see him as a DC character, he just looks like a pot smoker.

Bale would be a great choice for Ra's al Ghul
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:25:32 PM No.212554645
>>212554559
>Because this batman is too grounded and "realistic".
That's literally retarded. All Batman year one and year 2 are grounded and realistic because in Batman's early years he didn't go against supervillains, he fought mobsters and corruption.

>Plus the tone of this batman is like day
That's the whole fucking point, Batman is the polar opposite to Superman.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:26:09 PM No.212554665
>>212554439
>Matt Reeves doesn't fucking own Batman, WB does.
Nobody knows the deal that they have with Reeves, yes Pattinson has said that it would be great to play Batman for Gunn but Matt has said that he doesn't want metahumans and that he is doing a trilogy, and Gunn could want to make his own thing too, if Superman underperforms, <650M, Warner could try to merge both movies, it is at best unlikely.
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CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:26:41 PM No.212554676
>>212554559
What you're saying is exactly what they said about Ironman 1. Oh it's too grounded for Avengers. He's just a guy in a flying toaster.
CryptoRUS
7/10/2025, 6:28:47 PM No.212554722
>>212554665
And that's also fine, we don't need Metahumans in Reeves universe. You can always do a time jump and give Batman the tools to take on supervillains. Everyone is acting like Robert's Batman was way too grounded, but that's just not true, he took a fucking hit on a bus after gliding and stood up like it was no big deal. He fought like 7 mobsters that one time..
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:35:51 PM No.212554889
>>212554594
I picked Seth Rogen since he would seem really old to Gen Z, but yeah, not a good match otherwise.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:42:00 PM No.212555043
>>212553917
Justice League, Avengers and every other superhero ensemble is fundamentally fucking gay and lame as a concept
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:48:02 PM No.212555211
>>212555043
You think superheroes are lame because you never had a childhood.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:54:22 PM No.212555384
>>212554517
Pattinson Batman
Hailee Steinfeld Huntress
Travis Fimmel Arrow
Jacob Elordi Jason Todd
Sophia Lillis Batgirl
Iain Armitage Damian Wayne
Michael Rooker Ra's al Ghul
Dave Bautista Bane
Jonah Hill Sixpack
Michael Peña Bueno Excellente
Channing Tatum Jean de Baton-Baton
Jim Carey The Condiment King
Seth Rogen Detective Chimp
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:57:39 PM No.212555477
>>212555384
Huntress will be set in korea made by koreans and starring a korean or half korean
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:00:00 PM No.212555539
>>212555477
Steinfeld has half docen of ethnicities, I think she is 1/8 Pinoy.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:01:37 PM No.212555594
>>212555539
Its going to be pom klementief man
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:03:03 PM No.212555643
>>212555594
Pom could play Katana.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:07:07 PM No.212555770
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>>212555643
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:17:11 PM No.212556025
>>212555770
Ok, but i need Steinfeld playing something because reasons, Zatanna maybe? ..... also
Tony Hinchcliffe as Kite-man
Louisa Harland as Golden Glider
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:17:24 PM No.212556032
>>212553917
>They can do a 15 year time jump for Pattison
what for? the next batman movie won't be out until 15 years have passed anyway
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:19:01 PM No.212556073
>>212556032
Pattison has that young face that can pull off time skips and flashbacks.They can do whatever they want with him, he's a good actor.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:25:23 PM No.212556229
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>>212556073
right but anon the joke is that the next reeves batman movie will never come out
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:27:19 PM No.212556276
>>212556073
his accent in Mickey 17 was an unmitigated disaster. he should have been told not to bother.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:30:42 PM No.212556350
>>212556229
>ight but anon the joke is that the next reeves batman movie will never come out
He said that before Reeves released the script.
>>212556276
>his accent in Mickey 17 was an unmitigated disaster. he should have been told not to bother.
Who gives a fuck about accents. His job is to be pretty and cool.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:32:01 PM No.212556377
>>212556350
it was extremely distracting. plus he wasn't trying to be cool in the slightest, he was clearly an everyman. did you actually watch the movie?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:35:50 PM No.212556464
>>212556377
Haven't seen it, not an expert on accent; but I can tell you from seeing his other work like Edward from Twilight he made so many girls fucking horny, he is Bruce Wayne
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:44:06 PM No.212556670
>>212553917
Because Reeves Batman is severely underpowered and a shitty detective.

He brings nothing to the table.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:49:42 PM No.212556813
>>212556276
that was by far the least important problem with that movie
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:50:47 PM No.212556841
>>212554517
>Seth as Alfred
>jew being a servant to a goy character
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:50:52 PM No.212556844
>>212556464
he doesn't do that by being cool, he does it by showing up on screen.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:45:23 PM No.212558399
>>212555770
nigga what
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:06:22 PM No.212558993
>>212554206
>>212554298
>>212554424
Retard alert
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:10:35 PM No.212559120
>>212555211
A childhood shouldn’t consist of consuming Jewish media
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:11:01 PM No.212559137
>>212553815 (OP)
This nigga is never coming back as Batman btw
cope
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:12:42 PM No.212559189
>>212553917
ITS NOT HAPPENING BECAUSE REEVES ASKED GUNN TO NOT DO IT AS HE WANTED HIS SERIES TO BE SELF CONTAINED AND AS GUNN WANTS TO MAINTAIN GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ARTISTS THAT WORK FOR HIM HE SAID OKAY ITS THAT SIMPLE
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:26:06 PM No.212559614
What if DCU Batman is just Battinson after his trilogy? That way Matt Reeves can have his other 2 movies of Batman beating up old corrupt white men without having to worry about "muh meta-humans in my sewer city" and we can have true kino.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:26:20 PM No.212559625
>>212554517
>Rogen (Seth)=Alfred
Cringe
>Rogen (Joe)=Bane
Based
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:31:51 PM No.212559768
>>212554559
this nigga was tanking point-blank shotgun shots in the movie and you still think that it's still grounded and realistic?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:45:35 PM No.212560183
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>>212553815 (OP)
You are 12 years old and Czarnian.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:02:32 PM No.212560656
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>>212554206
>muscles slow you down
Only at the absolute highest end, we are talking the largest men that have ever lived. 99% of people are FASTER from their musculature. Do you seriously think if you sat and starved yourself for three months you would be much faster than someone that worked to gain muscle???
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:18:10 PM No.212561125
Pattinson has moved so far beyond this capeslop role in such a short time. He's never coming back.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:24:45 PM No.212561342
>>212554424
>Batman is not a fighter. He's literally a detective
He was trained by fucking ninjas dude. And I don't mean spy ninja like in real life, I mean like black-clad dude with a katana yelling hackeysackey and leaping at you from the ceiling.