osborne cox...?

>>212554399 (OP)
>the security... of your shit...
loved this movie

Frances was so cute in this movie. Normally I wouldn't think of a 50+ year old woman as being "cute" but she was. I could imagine her character being played by like a 19 year old and you wouldn't have to change much.

>>212554690
A key part of her character is that she’s… old.
It’s a plot motivation anon.

>>212554399 (OP)
:)

Just lying there.

>>212554888
and you could spend 15 minutes rewriting that element of her character to be that she's young and hot but wants bigger tits and lip fillers and to get rid of a scar that nobody actually notices from when she fell off her bike as a 10 year old
everything else in the movie would be the exactly the same

>>212554993
And she has a list for older men? It’s would make the Gym Boss less sympathetic

>>212555174
*LUST for older men

>>212555174
Right, but that could even be an extra layer of humor, like the irony of seeking out men over 40 for security and the daddy aesthetic when the Step Brothers dad is actually the best possible option for according to her own tastes but she completely ignores him

>>212554690
You're saying that because it's an actress in a movie. If you saw the same bitch at a bar you wouldn't even think about it

>>212554690
Kinda. She's horribly superficial.

>>212555400
Why, yes, anon, I'm almost 40 years younger than Frances McDormand, I would not pursue her romantically in any given situation, but she was cute in the movie.

i also just watched that youtube short

>>212554993
No because they’re all meant to be kind pathetic people and a 20 year old ditz who worries about her appearance can be charming but a wrinkled hag past childbearing age behaving so stupidly for vanity is miserable

>>212555635
Part of Linda's patheticness comes from the fact that she's otherwise living pretty large and is pretty attractive for a 50 year old woman, she just doesn't have the self-awareness to realize it.
This could applied to a woman of any age, and often is in media, though often without any awareness on the part of the script.

THIS
IS
A
CRUCIFIXION

>>212554399 (OP)
Why is Brad Pitt trying to do a Benicio del Toro impression?

Did you… dispose of the Schwinn?

>>212555714
No…she’s a childless 50 yo woman who works in a gym trying to "reinvent herself", the desperation of her situation and absence of any wisdom with all that age is her whole character
Not the same thing if she’s a 20 yo sexo bimbo with her childbearing years and romantic possibilities still ahead of her

>>212555635
Kind of pathetic*
None of them are kind

>>212555898
t. virgin

>>212555921
I wish
Also not an argument

>>212555827
I didn't get the Schwinn joke in this scene. can anyone explain?

>>212556131
basically he thought it was a schwinn

>>212556131
Brad Pitt’s character is a cycling enthusiast and an idiot, so he gets caught up in John Malkovich misidentifying the bike’s brand when it’s completely besides the point and the wrong time. Schwinn is not a garbage brand but it is medium price point and Pitt is more particular about bikes.

>>212556131
Bikefags look down on any bike you don’t have to take out a loan on.

>>212554546
shit

>>212556131
i think it's some kind of, mall brand bike? the kind you find at target or walmart

>>212554690
ugh. She was terrible. My biggest grip of the movie is her getting everything she wanted while getting much better characters killed

>>212558895
It's a step above that, like >>212556295 said. Do you not read posts two above yours?

>>212559673
Everyone else wanted more than she did.

>>212559778
>your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Mongoose bicycle back there.

>>212560345
>he thinks that’s a huffy

no biggie

>>212559673
That was one of the funniest parts of the movie to me. The fact that she was such a moron and basically stumbled her way into victory. And also the fact that the CIA paying for her "silence" would in her mind basically confirm that she actually DID posses high level intel.

>>212561163

>>212562571
>He hit me!

>>212554399 (OP)
>FFUUUUCCKKKERR
easiest role ever for Malkovich. He just had to be himself not play pretend somebody else

>>212554399 (OP)
who are you? WHO ARE YOU? WHO DO YOU POST FOR?!

I still want an explanation for the dick chair.

>>212564130
I think its pretty self-explanatory anon

>>212554690
>played by like a 19 year old and you wouldn't have to change much.
except fucking everything

>>212563553
OSBORNE COX

I miss Coen brother kino. Ballad is the last gasp of 2 of the greatest all time directors

>>212565965
>even the coens can't get a film released in theaters because of capeshit
Thanks, Disney.

Just lying there

What did we learn, /tv/?

im not here representing hard bodies

Brad was the highlight of this movie. Damn shame what happened to him.

Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.

>>212559673
I personally really hate how the Tilda Swinton character is getting cock from 2 different dudes and yet she's all pissed off with a really sour face the whole time

Rapport

>>212554399 (OP)
I swear this is the fattest Pitt ever appeared on screen.

>>212555714
Also the fact that she blatantly lusts after Pitt's character and doesn't seem to realize he's an asexual spaz