>You fool! no one can kill me!
>I am Noone.

>>212557029 (OP)

>you try to kill me?
>now you must face your death!
>*smirks*
>i am faceless

>>212557029 (OP)
Derp

>>212557029 (OP)
It would've been so much more satisfying if the Night King had won because the royals couldn't get their shit together in terms of cultivating a temporary alliance as that would've played perfectly into the overarching themes of the show. Having the main existential threat be written out with a single stab is just lazy.

>>212557158
And rhen were supposed to care about who gets to be king. After the earth ending only happens every 7000 years event

>>212557029 (OP)
>armor couldn't survive what was obviously a piss poor attempt at stabbing since the hand movement would've generated, like, no momentum

armourer sisters, our answer?

>>212557083
>my usage of the word "face" refers to your direction of physical orientation not your anatomy
>oh... oh okay [dies]

like a graceful penguin with gout

>>212557158
D&D burned out hard on the show, lazily rushed the shit out of the ending season thinking they were moving on to working on the new Star Wars movies, and then they got canned from that job because they fucked up so royally

pretty funny tbqh

What was the night king thinking as his 1000 year old plan to destroy the universe was undone by a child?

>>212557324
kek, she looks like she's rollerskating into shot.

>>212557324
>FUCK

>>212557029 (OP)
>i'm sorry! i didn't think...
>YOU DIDN'T THINK

>>212557158
Seriously. Something like eight years of "Winter is coming!" all for it to amount to a wet fart. It barely gets chilly and is over before you know it. They should have had winter him win and the cold blizzards absolutely fuck everyone up, especially the south. Imagine Cersei looking out at King's Landing completely frozen, the streets blocked by meters of snow, the small folks are ice cubes in their homes, people are resorting to cannibalism since all society has broken down, Queen of the Ashes since she couldn't be asked to stop the war and help up North. And Dorne gets frozen too for their idiocy and not helping out.

>>212557324
>a child
Uhhh did Gendry know her age when he shagged her? This is very problematic

>>212557029 (OP)
>I don't like this Faceless Assassin thing I spent all these years finding. Family is the most important thing! I'm going home!
>ok, now that we sort of won, I'm heading out to sea by myself. Goodbye, all my family! Hope you have fun playing the Game of Thrones each by yourselves!

>>212560763

>>212557029 (OP)
>We aren't just one, a mysterious voice says
>Cersi, Sansa, Misande, Khaleesi, The Red Witch, and Gilly appear behind Arya
>they do flips and evade the night kings blows while tossing/juggling the obsidian dagger between them
>Arya grabs the dagger from the air and shoves it up the night kings ass
>tight closeup on his face
>he crosses his eyes and squeaks as he falls over and disintegrates
>girls get it done!

>>212560976
Sounds like thay 28 years later ending scene

>never explained who the night king was or what his motivation was
>fairy subplot just dropped
>horn plot (the driving force and the namesake of the novels) non-existant
>hold the door

Awful.

>>212559326
It's the middle ages, dude. If she bleeds she's legal.

>>212557280
This is the only thing that gives me any semblance of peace in this whole debacle, both show and book-wise
That and I guess that GRRM will die with his legacy tarnished knowing he was too chicken shit to land the plane. And as much as he pretends it doesn't, you just know that tears him up inside

>>212561581
She got her womb completely sliced and diced so what does it matter