Michael C. Hall literally did
Also TikTok memes

>>212557357
this
it literally got picked up because of shorts and tiktoks

i did

>>212557312 (OP)
Every Dexter fan did. If we had our way, the show would last forever with increasingly stupider and stupider endings where he died, and elaborate season premieres to explain how he actually survived

Dexter loose in New York dealing with other serial killers as part of some kind of murder game controlled by a billionaire is a kino premise.

>>212557501
That's just Squid Game in New York

>>212557462
this guy gets it

Dexter is my one and only guilty pleasure.
I love it, and I hope they keep making it for as long as Michael C Hall wants to.

>>212557462
I hope dexter calms down and we get more seasons instead of the producers deciding to end to end the show by making him do some retarded impulsive shit that immediately exposes him (like in new blood)

>>212557462
This, desu baka senpai

>>212557312 (OP)
Zoomers fucking love Dexter, it's had a complete Resurrection TM. I hope it goes full camp, could be entertaining because Michael C Hall will always deliver no matter how shitty the premise.

are they keeping the CRUNCH from the kid dexter intro?
this is important.

>>212560734
I'm guessing no, because New Blood episodes don't have opening sequences at all, just title cards.
Whereas Original Sin aims to bring back the same formula from OG Dexter and feel similar

>>212557312 (OP)
I did

>>212557312 (OP)
I did.

>>212561159
No fucking way this picture is real

>>212561191
its a meme you dip

>>212557462
Based.

>>212557501
>Dexter steals the Epstein list and gets to work
this 10-season arc would go hard fr

>>212561749
Dexter luring a corrupt jewish billionaire into the jew tunnels so he can kill him was a wild 2 parter season finale

>>212557312 (OP)
Dexter is too ‘of its time’ to work in 2025. Twenty years ago before smart phones and social media, serial killer stories required less suspension of disbelief. Is somebody going to record Dexter kidnapping someone on this bad boy?

>>212561749
>Trump whent from:
>When I'm President I'm releasing all the Epstein files
To:
Releasing old (already released) files to jewish influencers
There was no client list
Why are you still talking about Epstein the guy has been dead for many years

>>212562122
I love watching any /tv/ that is not set in the modern era or made in the modern era for that reason.
smart phones and social media killed any true fun media

>>212557501
>Dexter talks with God and gains the power to travel through time to take care of Gilles de Ray and Jacques the Ripper
Dexter : Murder He Timed was wild

>>212561496
its real you dip

>>212557501
dexter was always fucking trash so its nice to see them just embrace it

>>212557462
>In an alternate reality, Dexter is a cheerful daycare worker… who still kills. But in this universe, it’s legal—because society is built around culling the worst 10% annually.
Dexter: Earth-2

>>212560734
>CHOMP.filmreel circa 1963
kino

>>212562122
I agree
I would rather like to see a show about a serial murderer like Richard Kuklinski or Roy Demeo

Kuklinkski would be perfect in so many ways to make a multiple season serie about
(Forget about the movie the Iceman this was horribly miss cast and a total flop)

Roy Demeo's story would also be a good one if they put efort into it but Kuklinski's story would be easier to adapt into a tv serie

>>212557462
Dexter: Clock-In, Kill Out
>The government collapsed, corporations took over, and now there's a daily "Murder Window" enforced by Amazon Drones. Dexter's trying to keep order by killing those who abuse the system. His nemesis is a TikTok killer with 7 million followers. find a name for it

>Multiverse arc. Dexter is pulled into a dimension where he didn’t get caught, and the city made him Chief of Justice. Now he faces alternate versions of himself:
>Religious zealot Dexter
>British Dexter
>Dexter who only kills people that say “literally” too much
Dexter: Darkverse

>NASA needs a bioethics officer for a deep-space colonization mission. Dexter joins, obviously lying on his resume. People start dying in zero-G. Problem is, someone else on the ship knows what he is—and they're worse.
Dexter in space.

>Dexter fakes his death again and enters the underground world of illegal street racing to track a cartel hitman who only kills behind the wheel. At one point he jumps a speedboat over a burning crime lab. Ghost Doakes appears as a hallucination coach.
Dexter: Miami Drift

IT'S ENDLESS, thanks to AI we'll have our annual Dexter retarded-kino until the end of time

was new blood worth watching?

>>212561496
>>212562281
I'm so high right now I have no idea what's real and what's not

>>212562557
it was pretty good, until the last episode which was fucking dogshit awful

>>212562557
new blood was dosghit. It was actually worse than season 8. The only good part was episode 1 and that's it.

Low IQs admire Dexter for killing serial killers. High IQs admire Dexter for his immaculate time management and work/life balance skills.

>>212563491
what skills in the later seasons the guy does absolutely no work and none of his bosses seem to care

>>212562640
weedbros being retarded as usual

>>212563413
The penultimate episode was probably the best episode of Dexter since about s3 of the original. Real quality whiplash when that finale hit

>>212563526
my man was juggling a full time career, kids, getting puss, working out/staying fit, and his hobby of killing people. There's levels to this.

>>212557312 (OP)
So what's the premise? I hear they retconned new blood

>>212557462
Would it get silly enough eventually for a robodoakes comeback?

>>212563640
and his ability to manage his finances because he continues to rent his apartment, takes care of 3 children, his wife, buys plastic film by the meter, garbage bags by the dozen, maintenance, gasoline and parking space for his boat... all this on his scientific police salary

What was the point of Quinn being added to the cast? Still on season 7 and i've felt like this for a long time. Same with the black guy, didn't really add much and then they kill him off.

>>212557312 (OP)
the author went back and retconned the whole “moloch is possessing Dexter” bit and wrote grounded sequels that sold well. But he won’t sell the rights to paramount. Now paramout keeps squeezing out more Dexter shit so they keep the tv rights.

>>212563640
It's funny how rarely it's brought up that he actually does work out to make sure he stays fit.

>>212564771
>But he won’t sell the rights to paramount. Now paramout keeps squeezing out more Dexter shit so they keep the tv rights.
Do you mean sell the rights to the new books or what?