Their silence on Superman is deafening.

They're waiting for First Steps so they can do a monster triple-feature HITB where Mike does his "rollercoaster" and "plz hire me" bits, it's gonna be great.

>>212558775
I personally can't wait for 30 min of a 1:30:32 video being Mike trying to "fix" the script by running it against his "movies I loved growing up" template

>>212558775
What's the third one

>>212558720 (OP)
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves

The "review" will be 90% biased rent free media illiterate hypocritical delusional ranting about Man of Steel just like their unhinged hyper fixated insane butthurt egotistical nonstop rent free ranting about Rogue One.

Mike Cuckstockless will claim it was everything he'd hoped it would be.
Gay Jewman will gush about James 'Troma Pedo' Gunn.

>>212558720 (OP)
It'll be 50 minutes long and amount to them basically just saying it's pretty good.