Finally saw it. Fuck you, /tv/.

This was such a fun ride. I felt like a little kid again—like I was watching Star Wars for the first time, but this time on steroids. Everything was perfect. Maybe I’m just high on joy right now, but fuck it, man. This was peak.

This is a comic book movie that’s not ashamed to be a comic book movie. And that’s fucking awesome.

TL;DR: It’s fucking awesome, and you’re gay if you don’t like it.

Anon out.

>>212560032 (OP)
Lex Luther is better looking than both of them

>>212560032 (OP)
>—like I was watching Star Wars for the first time
The sequels? Yikes!

>>212560032 (OP)
Read
>>212560089

>>212560032 (OP)
It looks like a campy bollywood film.

>>212560032 (OP)
>/tv/ says a movie will be shit
>it's kino
A tale as old as time. This board is only good to do the opposite of what they say.

is it weird that this is my favorite lex luthor out of all the live-action movies? I've seen Donner's when I was little but I've never particularly liked how Luthor is in that film.

>>212560032 (OP)
Who asked?

>>212560220
Him controlling the Superman clone with fighting game moves was cool I thought.

>>212560032 (OP)
Try harder, Gunnjeet.

>>212560032 (OP)
i just saw it too and i liked it a lot
negatives:
i think lois was a little wooden meaning the actress, i just dont like nepotism like that
there is a piece of cgi that was terrible in there you'll see it when you get to it

basically everything else was good
7/10

imagine doubting Gunn

Is it true that Superman kills his clone?

>>212560032 (OP)
>I felt like a little kid again
Manchild says what

>>212560032 (OP)
Saw it too.
I usually wouldn't defend a movie like this, it's good but it's not mind blowing in any conceivable way to me even compared to some of gunn's earlier MCU films, but the hate for this shit on here and twitter is totally manufactured and desperately forced. At its absolute worst it's an alright capeshit movie.

>>212560352
Also telling since children love slop.

>>212560350
he knocks him into a black hole, not clear if he's dead or not. But the clone was totally mindless anyway so I'm not sure if it counts as killing.

>>212560350
no it wasnt a clone it was cavill under that mask

>>212560032 (OP)
>I felt a little kid again in the cinema
stop that, anon. it's wrong

>>212560109
No, a new hope. There's only 1 star wars and it's a new hope, it wasn't even called episode 4.

>>212560032 (OP)
>I felt like a little kid again
if this is what you're looking for in, well, ANYTHING as an adult, then you're probably very developmentally retarded

>>212560350
Nah, we don't know what happens to him, just that he gets sent into a dimensional rift/black hole.

Most likely Gunn was trying to set him up as Bizarro in the future.

>>212560032 (OP)
Hi fellow /tv/ post replies,
I have also just seen Superman™ at the Neroplex® Cinema chain. It was a Mind-blowing, heart-stopping thrill-ride.
I was On The Edge Of My Seat, throughout the whole, film.

I would rate it 5 out of 5 (five / five) stars™. The story was so good that I felt like I was an eight-year-old© again.
If anyone, is not sure of whether or not they should make the decision to choose to think about perhaps considering the option to visit or otherwise frequent their locally participating cinema chain such as Neroplex® Cinema chain franchises; then, I would, without a doubt, that; seeing it is definitely.

Go see it, at a Neroplex® Cinema chain cinema.
Superman™ rocks! That's, all I have to, say.

Real™ Anon from \tv\ here.
Goodbye,
Yours sincerely,
Anon©

>>212560467
>>212560494
>noooooooooooo YOU NEED TO BE A SAD SACK PIECE OF SHIT WHO HATES LIFE AS AN ADULT, YOU CAN'T HAVE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIFE TO HAVE FUN BECAUSE I SAY SOOOOO NOOOOO
kys fsggot

I can beat your ass and kill you faggot if I saw you on street

>>212560032 (OP)
agreed, shame that social media is fucking unusable now so any discussion has to be interspersed with 100 negative marketing posts.

>>212560593
>feels up kids in the cinema

>>212560494
anon, developmentally retarded people already feel like children, why would they need a movie to do the job? your lame attempted insult doesn't make any sense.

>>212560470
I actually also thought of Star Wars while watching it. its something about how the movie just tells the story as directly as possible without wasting any time. plus it effectively starts with a title crawl.

>>212560589
Thanks, fellow® Anon™ for the genuine 100% Real-Review™. Here at \T. V. \ we really appreciate, Anon's such, as you. Who, provide us, with the Real-Deal®.
Yours, faithfully,
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>>212560032 (OP)
reddit spacing, glad you enjoyed redditman, you can go back to.... you know...

>>212560632
What it is is butthurt DC who gotten completely destroyed my Marvel. Their only cope is pretentious bullshit that DC cape shit is “for adults” and “art.” MCU guy Gunn coming in and making a fun DC movie and it being successful is a kick in the balls to these mostly angry jeets

>>212560705
Yes. It is, just, like Star-Wars™ from Lucas® Film Disney© Incorporated™. It even has a scene set in Space® just like Star-Wars®.
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
LOW QUALITY VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>>212560770
>MCU guy
I think of him as a Troma guy

>>212560757
Your anus?

When the best part of your movie is the after-credits (pre-credits?), you know the movie was shit.

Supergirl should have been on the movie from the get-go and what the fuck did he do to Lex? Hoult is a good actor but no actor would have saved that character. It seems Gunn doesn't believe in anti-villain shit, his villains tend to be pretty one dimensional.

I want to have sex with the supergirl actress, I want to lick and kiss her butthole and mack her suck my balls, even if she is not thaaaaat attractive

>>212560770
>is butthurt DC who gotten completely destroyed my Marvel
except for two DC films not directed by Snyder: Wonder Woman and Aquaman. those were both hugely successful. hmm.

>>212560593
Confirm ESL faggot. Either a shill, or so brain dead that your opinion means fucking nothing. I'm never going to see your propaganda laden piece of shit. And fuck WB for turning everything they touch to shit.

>>212560865
the best part of the movie was the Lous/Superman scenes where they are trying to figure out how they feel about each other and reacting to the plot.

t. has actually seen the fucking movie

>>212560875
>Snyder's only critically successful theatrical movie is the one written by Gunn
grim.

>>212560886
Kys woke faggot

>>212560032 (OP)
It was fine
Needed more dead Indian scenes

>>212560912
I saw the cam version, I really don't care about Louis and Superman relationship, it's an inferior version of the relationship of Spiderman and MJ

>>212560817
>>212560730
>>212560589
Best and most useful genuine Real-Anon®™© posts in this definitely Real-Thread™®©

Nice ad faggot. Not watching, not taking my family. Also neck yourself

>>212561035
>family
Said the virgin

Your parents hate you

>>212560875
Aquaman, most ridiculed DC character, making a billion dollars yet Batman-Batman didn’t is you need to know. Snyder should’ve been fired after that

>>212561180
Thiz

>>212561082
>low iq university student being paid sub-minimim wage to post for a dogshit viral marketing company run by an obese old hag in England.

>IS THAT A HECKIN SUPERINO WOOFERINO?!
I feel like no one but reddit and Indians could possibly like this slop.

>>212560032 (OP)
>I felt like a little kid again
Why because a grown man fucked you once more?

>>212561576
I don't know if you're aware but white American stereotypically really like dogs, Ranjeesh.

>>212560912
I found it pretty satisfying when Lex notices Superman outside his flying office and starts to bolt for the portal before being slammed into a desk across the room.

>>212561576
>Indians
They are famous for abusing their dogs and pets in general, anon. I saw a cat recently horribly neglected by its owners and lo and behold it was an ugly bitch in a hijab.

>>212560032 (OP)
>It was le fun, fellow anons, I am anon on this imageboard. Go buy movie, like I, anon.
it's so tiresome

>>212561608
Case in point.

>>212561704
I found the part where Character Name did Action with Character Name and Scene happened. Although Event was Mildly Negative Opinion.
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>>212560032 (OP)
I'm just watching it for the big askhenazi milkers and for Supermonkeh.

>>212560101
Ok Lex...calm down.

>>212561605
Kys faggot, I will fucking rape you

>>212561704
that was good in a more normal payoff way.
I can't remember a movie making a relationship with a superhero feel complicated and real like the other scenes though. Raimi's Spiderman films did a good teen romantic comedy version I guess.

>>212560303
I hope Gunn cast Ben as Owlman.

>>212560350
Yes. While it’s possible Ultraman is still alive and could come back as someone like Bizarro Clark intentionally throws him into a fate as good as dead.

>>212561752
I swear there is a sort of derangement syndrome surrounding this movie. Basic bitch milquetoast 'I liked it, it was fun, i liked x moment' posts provokes rage.

>>212560350
He snaps his neck.

>>212561921
Liar

>>212561938
Tell that to Ultra Man's snapped neck.

>>212560932
This kills the Snyderpajeeto.

>>212561915
maybe a lot of people just liked it and not loved it or hated it

>>212561605
Jesus dude...i'm sorry that happened to you.

>>212560032 (OP)
noticing a lot of "its fun!!" threads

pakis working overtime
>>212560125
I agree

>>212561921
>>212561938
>>212561948
Sometimes i love this shithole...

>>212561998
>noticing a lot of "its fun!!" threads
Ikr? Thats such a 180 from Snyder movies!
lmao, you lost Pajeet.

>>212560032 (OP)
The editing is a bit rough for the first 30 mins but after that it gets good. 8/10

>>212561948
This retarded line really is Stuckmann's legacy

>>212561915
>derangement syndrome
buzzword of the week
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>>212562042
>no YOURE the paki
>you also support zack snyder
very irrational post

>>212561605
Kek gottem

Supersaar thank you very much saar for the safe pls tell mrs lane her bob and vagene very beutiful and destory those pagal paki bhenchods!!!

>>212560032 (OP)
Superman by Zack Snyder more like Supershit by Zack Snyder.

>>212562142
>Superman says "...no" to proposed Pakistani genocide
>mass pajeet chimp out, turn on him instantly and begin flinging their shit at him
>Superman literally crashes into the ground because blinded by shit and his other senses like taste and smell assaulted
>literally buried in pajeet shit flung at him on street level and Indians on upper stories of buildings dropping their pants to shit down on him

>>212561998
there's a shitty viral marketing company in England run by a hag who employs university students to post here in their spare time for minimum wage.
they've been behind some of the most dogshit formulaic viral marketing rubbish on this board in the last 10 years.

>>212562196
Superman? More like Subparman. Heh.

>>212560032 (OP)
It’s not bad but there’s no oomph either. There’s no standout performances although I found myself surprisingly enjoying Guy Gardner. A lot of people are comparing this to Raimi’s Spiderman but I think the better comparison is Venom: Let There Be Carnage. It’s a fast paced movie with very simple plot and dialogue that doesn’t waste your time or care about your sense of disbelief. It’s blatantly whimsical and comical. The score was surprising, I thought Gunn would hammer the Williams score straight on but he morphs it a bit and finds a motif that I hope will eventually evolve into an original theme for Corenswet. Like Snyder, Gunn isn’t going to hold your hand in regards to Superman’s character. While the tone of the movie is opposite from Snyder’s DC works Gunn still makes his own changes to Superman that some hardcore superfags may still disagree with. Corenswet’s demeanor is the essentially same as Cavill’s. He’s stoic, mopey, and sad at times but the main difference is that he gets angry. He’s undergoing the same identity crisis as Cavill in MoS/BvS as to what kind of Superman he is. Lois even uses the same “unilateral” keyword that Holly Hunter’s character uses in BvS. In retrospect I actually think Gunn liked Cavill’s Superman but wanted to, instead, shift the world entirely. All in all I think this movie works as a very nice elseworlds story that leads directly into a unique Justice League lineup (Superman, Mr.T, Guy Gardner, Hawkgirl, Metamorpho, Plastic Man?) where Gunn can once again embrace whimsicality but I don’t think it’s suited for being the main big live action continuity. I’m surprised the budget ballooned so much, felt like it could’ve been 150m or less.

>>212562206
going to watch it now based on this scene alone

>>212562214

>>212562240
AI bot wrote this

>>212562259
lmao

its quite funny how the marketing on this movie is "its fun". how bland must this shit be

>>212562259
habeeb it

I saw it too. It's another soulless product movie that will be forgotten in a week.

>>212562240
>Like Snyder, Gunn isn’t going to hold your hand in regards to Superman’s character.
Pardon? Man of Steel was an origin story - Krypton sequence itself was something like twenty minutes long and Jor-El exposities a lot. Corenswet's demeanor matching Cavill's I don't get at all. He's much lighter excepting the scenes in the JL (both theatrical and Sneeder cut) at the end like him and Bruce at the repurchased Kent house

>>212562382
how many rupees per hour

>>212560125
Not only did you get filtered by the movie but for some reason you liked the most boring character Yelena

>82% and dropping
Oh boy

Im gonna watch my Gunn kino at my local kinoplexx. They have a discount of 4€ on Tuesdays

I lost a friend because I wanted to see this movie and they just wanted to hate on it

Why do other people actively Is control other people having fun

The most boring part of the movie for me was Lois and Clark arguing

>>212563450
Admitting you want to see this movie is like admitting you play with Barbie dolls. Do you not see how ridiculous it looks?

>>212563472
Superman crying for being called Supershit is hilarious, though.

>>212560032 (OP)
>This was such a fun ride.
your mom's a fun ride

this was generic shit, thunderbolt's it's fucking nothing-tier

will be forgotten in a month

watched a stream btw, fuck you don't care

>>212563633
Kys faggot

Fucking virgins

>>212560032 (OP)
it was good. glad superhero movies can be shitty saturday cartoons again and not once upon a time in america or whatever the fuck

>so many black people, indian people, and so on
>Superman gets constantly beat up, is emotive, cries all the time, and so on
>Lois holds herself back from saying she loves him and is clearly depicted as "the man" of the relationship
>Superman is depicted as the emotive and drama queen of the relationship constantly complaining about shit to her
>Lois isn't even sure if she will continue with him and is shown openly lusting for Mister Terrific BBC
>pretty much every male character is shown being emotive and crying in this movie aside from the obviously cool and stoic Mister Terrifc for being black and Guy Gardner who's depicted as the white asshole
>you've a scene of Hawkgirl and Lois complaining about the dumb males
>Lois is shown as the capable girl boss
>Superman does almost nothing outside of existing and being the source of problems because Lex hates him
>Mister Terrific steals the show constantly saving and fix shit
>Krypto is throughout the whole movie also constantly saving and helping but is annoying as fuck
>the movie can't decide if Krypto is a dumb dog or a super smart dog
>The Kents are legit braindead stupid or maybe have Alzheimer
>the Els are evil
>Lex is as emotive as Superman and is constantly on the verge of crying
>pajeet is the hero of the movie holy fuck
>the whole thing is about Lex being Donald Trump and an ally to Russia
>Superman kills not-Bizarro and an army of soldiers but the pace of the movie is so fast you almost forget it happened
>the other heroes also kill and this is present as a good thing

There are so many things to complain about but honestly, the movie goes so fast that you've very little time to think about stuff enough to complain. It's just dumb shit happening one after another.

>>212560032 (OP)
Jeez louise... I can't imagine saying such effusive, glowing, unseemly praised about ANY movie, much less generic, replaceable capeshit.

>>212563879
I wonder how you tie your shoes or even go outside...

>>212564123
Just because i disliked a low effort capeshit movie?

>>212564363
It wasn't a low effort. Gunn clearly likes the source material unlike your Snyder.

>>212564493
Is that why he changed so many shit from the comics? This isn't comic accurate at all, starting with the fucking dog. In the movie Superman doesn't even like the dog, and the dog isn't even his. It's Supergirl's dog. Totally different from how it is in the comics.

>>212564493
>beginning of movie media tells people superman bad, lex luthor good
>end of movie media tells people superman good, lex luthor bad
>this is somehow the ultimate victory

this movie is gay brainwashing

>>212560032 (OP)
Thank you sir

>>212564539
> Is that why he changed so many shit from the comics?

Idiot. There has been several variations of Krypto. Silver Age version with Superboy. Post Crisis versions where comes from some pocket universe and other stupid shit. Birthright version where he was the family dog.

>>212564829
And in none of them they belong to Supergirl. I've read my comic books.

Just came back from the theater.

What... the fuck was that...?
This was my first Superman film, as a newcomer it felt just awful. I dont know any of these characters. I dont know how they got their powers. Too many of them hogging screentime and stealing from Superman. The entire movie Superman was getting his ass beat, he doesnt feel all that powerful. It felt frustrating to watch. I wanted moments where he can just overpower all the bullshit and beat some asses. But it never really happens.

It felt like a movie only for already existing fans. Potential new fans like me were left in the dust.
Pacing was awful. One scene Superman is beloved, and suddenly every news program is showing the clip of his parents. And instantly everyone hates him. Throwing shit at him. What the fuck? It happened with Lex too at the end, all the new programs are shitting on him and he has tears falling from his face. How do you cry that fast over a broadcast. It just felt so rushed.

I did really like the music (guitar and beats were badass), color grading, and overall vibe. But its all kinda superficial since the story wasnt compelling to me. It didnt lead to cool moments or dramatic scenes. It was just very bland.

Mister Terrific was literally more badass than Superman. I thought this was a SUPERMAN film. It just felt the purpose like an introduction to the DCU. Not a good Superman film or story.

Its not offensively bad and unsalvageable though. Better luck next film, but this is rocky start for a new cinematic universe. We really need a homerun to begin with.

>>212564926
>I don't know how they got their powers
does it matter? like if they stopped the movie to tell you they got their powers in some radioactive accident would it change anything? I don't get this obsession with origin stories desu. Like when I was watching Hellboy I wasn't wondering what Abe's origin story was, I just accepted he was some weird fishguy they found.

>>212564851
> I've read my comic books.

Obviously not because been many stories where he’s Supergirl’s side kick.

>>212560032 (OP)
What a mess. Why even cast Perry, Cat and the other two planet extras when they have nothing to do? It felt more like a two-parter of a non-existing tv show

>>212565038
He helping Supergirl is not the same as him being Supergirl's pet. Supergirl owns a cat, Streaky. Or a horse, that she fucked, and might have been a centaur.

Every men cries, Superman has the emotional depth of a twelve years old, he can't win any fights alone, Papa Kent gets humiliated by his wife for showing emotions, Supes gets kicked In the balls, Supergirl calls her cousin a bitch...The more I think about It, the more I think It Is woke trash. It's just subtle and not over the top, but the base DNA Is there.

>>212564926
Idk I've never seen a Superman movie but Returns when I was like 10 but wasn't confused at all. Who gives a fuck how they got their powers? And the entire last act of the movie was him fighting people and winning.

Did Superman kill all of Lex's soldiers and Bizarro? Why is nobody talking about this?

>>212565012
>does it matter? like if they stopped the movie to tell you they got their powers in some radioactive accident would it change anything?
I mean sure it doesnt really NEED to be shown. But it makes me understand and care about the character more. Like Hawk Girl, I think she can fly around and scream. I dont know what she can really do though and the limitations of her powers. Can she win me over without an origin story? Sure but its an uphill battle cause I dont understand her fighting compatibles or backstory.

>>212565141
she can fly and hit people with her mace, as was shown. I'm not sure what else would really be gained if it was explained she was bitten by a radioactive hawk or whatever. She's only in the movie for like 2 scenes as a supporting character so I don't imagine you're supposed to be all that invested in her too.

>>212565235
Why is she even in the movie? To scream and make Superman look like an ineffectual pussy for not killing the not-Russian President?

Lex didn’t really work for me. It’s like taking a rudimentary traditional Lex and trying to slap on Eisenberg’s execution. Where he’s already fucking with Superman without actually having met him. The DCAU created and fermented their relationship really well. The whole monologue on hating Superman by nature is something that comes after years of a grueling back and forth relationship, but here it’s going through the motions to make le reddit happy because as long as something is “correct” it doesn’t matter how shallow it is apparently. He feels like a caricature instead of an actual character.

was the immigrant shit blatant or was it gunn clickbait

>>212565077
That was Pre Crisis. I take it Krypto was still family dog but she took him because she was a teenager and Clark was a baby. She was suppose to take care of Clarke when landed on Earth and obviously he couldn’t take care is a dog, being a baby.

>>212565276
To show that Superman isn't the only hero in the universe and that he inspires the other heroes to intervene.

>>212565302
clickbait
it's not prominent at all

>>212565280
He feels more emotional than Eisenberg's Lex, which is wild. Why is Holt crying all the time? What's with the crying? Ma Kent shit on Pa Kent for being too emotional. Lois tells Superman to be a man about monkeys calling him #Supershit (I just don't like that name, Lois), Lex baws when the news calls him a traitor. What is this?

>>212565276
Generic supporting "muscle" character. Same reason Chewbacca was in A New Hope. Did you want to know his origin story too?

>>212565331
But doesn't inspire anyone. Nobody respect Superman in this. The Justice Gang are constantly talking down to him or viewing him as a wuss. They view him as if he was their Starlord. Not even that because Starlord is respected.

>>212564539
I always thought Krypto was supposed to be Conner's dog.

>>212565378
Superman let him be with Krypto, because Connor when to live with the Kents and Superman didn't want Connor to feel alone.

>>212565371
>doesn't inspire anyone
The entire final conflict is partially resolved by him convincing the other heroes to forego their aversion to intervention and save people regardless.

Can someone explain to me how this movie is hopecore

>>212565408
They dd that because the soldiers were going to slaughter the pajeets and they knew Lex was behind it.

>>212565427
They talk a lot about Superman is popular and such without really showing it, so there's that.

>>212565436
They already knew that. They didn't want to interfere because it was political, and then they do so anyway because it's the right thing to do. were you on your phone watching the movie or something? There's even a corny ass scene of Hawkgirl watching the News visibly conflicted with all the Middle-Eastern kids calling for Superman.

>>212565371
>The Justice Gang are constantly talking down to him or viewing him as a wuss

Thats a good point. I want to see a hero that’s powerful and badass. Why cant we have that? Instead characters are calling him a wuss and he beats his ass BEAT the entire movie

>>212565515
Just the start of the movie where Superman is shown being beaten off-screen, calling Krypto for help, then going back to Morovia to be easily beaten, and then run with his tail between his legs to his normal day job, where even Jimmy Olsen is making fun of Superman for being a weak ass pussy who got humiliated was a bit disappointing. The movie just goes on from that showing how Superman constantly need help. If not from Krypto, then it is the Justice Gang. Mister Terrific might be the actual hero of the movie.

>>212565139
>Did Superman kill all of Lex's soldiers
Nope, in the laser scene you can see them dropping like flies but they survived because the armor, you can see them raising from the floor, he trows them spinning move and punches a couple here and there too.
>and Bizarro
Ultraman was almost dead and it is pushed to the blackhole by a chunk of bricks, Gunn could have saved him or he could have been killed by Luthor instead, not great not terrible, it is worse how Luthor kills the Indian.

>>212561895
Ben is out, he couldn't take the criticism from BvKino. They had to beg him to reprise his role and he looked terrible due to all the dunkin donuts and AMERICANO he had.

>A Superman with both serious and funny moments
Can my boy be finally adapted well, for once ?

>>212562297
You know true critic and public approval only comes when people say "this movie is hitler" or "this movie is the fifth reich", right zoomie?

>>212561895

>>212565675
they did mention an interdimensional imp in this movie, and Bat-Mite was referenced in Peacemaker and is reportedly one of Gunn's favorite characters, so maybe.

post post credit scene ultra man is sent to earth 3

>>212565675
MXY is literally a god, sure you he was created as a funny trickster but if they're aiming for a big crossover they have to handle very delicatedly characters like mxy, the spectre or even hal fucking jordan.

>>212560350
other way around, the clone swaped places

>>212565675
If only next movie would open with Mr. Mxyzptlk shenanigans, and Superman sending him back to the 5th dimension before the opening title.

it's a good super hero movie
it's a bad superman movie

>>212565717

Would have been funny if discount Cavill clone xray vision was white and when he fell into the blackhole he landed on the live action Minecraft movie universe, in a foggy forest where he meets Jables Steve, he looks at him angry and Steve shits away. Another Minecraft Movie.

Wouldnt improve Superman a single bit (aside from the whole Silver Age weirdness) but people would be talking wonders about the Warner Bros brand

>>212565675
That's the great thing about the DCU. Nothing is off the table. All the weird kino shit can be adapted for live action.

>>212565954
>it's a good super hero movie
It is a bad superhero movie. Thunderbolts was better.

>>212565994
And treated a joke with ho gravitas or consequence.

>>212560593
happy adults with successful adult lives do not have the urge to feel like little children. this is your inner manchild speaking. when's the last time you were in a serious relationship?

>>212566077
These are movies about comic books

>>212566046
they're not superheros

>>212566140
Not every comic book sucks as a general rule. This is like one of the shitty comics written by Bendis.

>>212566077
Your face is a joke.

>>212560470
it wasn't called a new hope either

>>212566160
Bendis, the writer?

>>212566077
Mxy is a funny character, not vito corleone.

>>212566190
With a very specific type of humor and characteristic.

>>212566189
Yes, Bendis. You know, the guy that write comic books? Wrote Superman? That guy. You know him?

Awful movie

I haven’t seen it yet do they actually have Jar-El tell his son to take over Earth and fuck a lot of women

>>212560593
>I can beat your ass
Will you beat me off with both hands even if I keep coming?

>>212566990
Yes, Jor-El is basically a less extreme version of Omniman.

>>212566990
Yes, and rule with an iron fist.

>>212566083
NTA but that's not really in line with the truth. The kind of adults you're talking about here usually watch whatever happens to be playing at the theaters and are looking for a good time, they don't put too much thought into it. Certainly not as much as /tv/ does.

>First scene is literally spermman in tears, like literal actual tears on his face
I'll admit the dog attacking an injured superman is funny, but I'm already now a fan of this movie.

>>212560032 (OP)
It's good but kind of shockingly unfunny.
I quite like the humour in the Guardians films, especially 3, so I have no idea what happened here.
It can't just be because the cast isn't as good.

>>212567260
Guardians 3 is the worst one. Especially the jokes. Thank God that you don't like it.

>>212567316
I hate the Guardians movie and also didn't like the humor here.

>>212561895
A live action crisis on infinite earths with an Aflec vs. Clooney showdown, is something i'd watch. Not in theatres though. Not watching any new DC film after how shit Flash was. CoIE is my favorite DCJL animated film and I constantly say "it doesn't matter" in my head when something bad happens.

>>212565912
>>212565994
>>212565694
I mean, a cold-open sequence with Mxy just doing
Looney Tunes shits for 5-10 minutes then getting BTFO by whatever tricks Superman pulls up would be nice.

>>212565776
Mxy CAN work as "a high dimension agent to help whatever Crisis", but I do believe he works much better has "once in a while toon-force stuff ", that is both dangerous and silly. The plot should never ever revolve around him doing stuff 'seriously'

>>212567316
Nothing in GotG 3 is as bad as the multiple secret harem jokes here.
Or beefing over the "Justice Gang" name.
Just very weirdly childish and out of touch humor, like the bad dog thing with Cosmo but every joke is like that.

>>212567028
they did it in smallville before invincible anyway

>>212567562
>justice gang name
I did kek at the end where he let Metamorpho in for liking the name.

My theater is fucking packed

>>212560109
>>212560220
He looks like a Make A Wish kid

>>212560220
He is petty in all the right ways. He is the only person to portray a Luthor that would steal 40 cakes and giggle while doing it

>>212567837
This Luthor would probably cry about it, though.

>>212560032 (OP)
Pros:
>Guy Gardner
>million monkeys typing ragebait

Cons:
>two fight scenes with ironic upbeat music
>the entire pocket dimension/blackhole segment
>fucking nanomachines
>superman clone
>drunk Supergirl calling him a bitch
>all of the closeups
>notGodzilla
>Krypto being entirely CGI
>Superman being obsessed with family videos
>ALL of the dialogue

All of the bad parts of All-star Superman with none of the nuanced good parts.

>>212568148
>>notGodzilla
Looked like one of those completely ineffective giant blob monsters from one of his shitty guardians flicks to me.

>>212568148
Only Terrance Malick could do All Star Superman justice, and he wouldn't direct that kind of film. Snyder would aura farm and brood and focus on DBZ fight scenes, Gunn would make fart jokes and insert punk rock music, but neither is sentimental or sensitive enough (in a good way) to pull off a proper All Star adaptation. Maybe Clint Eastwood could do it too, but that's again someone who wouldn't be interested.

>>212560032 (OP)
It was ok. Superman is hard to mess up but there still isn't a 10/10 adaptation. Donner still remains the closest.

>>212568148
>>212568187
What i disliked about the Kaiju is that the movie paid lip service about Superman trying to rescue others and not wanting to kill the creature, and so the Justice Gang can come in and kill the creature for Superman, making Superman efforts meaningless.

It felt like Gunn doesn't really care about Superman's ethics and morals, and if anything he finds it dumb, because the Justice Gang makes fun of Superman for being naive and that's it. This becomes more evident when Hawkgirl kills the Borovian president saying she isn't Superman, as if that was the morally correct choice and she's there to do something Superman is too pussy to do. Then you've the not-Bizarro fight that ends with him being sucked by the black hole. I remember people before lying about the fight ended with not-Bizarro surrendering and Superman embracing him. Nope, in the movie he dies.

>>212560032 (OP)
sure buddy. like the 3 other "fuck you /tv/" totally organic OP threads in the last 36 hours.
contrarians and shills gonna fag it up.

>>212568699
So superman is just batman now, why? Who decided that superman is not allowed to kill anything, what?

>>212568853
My issue in the movie isn't that Superman doesn't want to kill because that fits the character. Is that Gunn can't stop himself from showing the misfit heroes doing the job for him and coming off as cool guys for it.

>>212568699
>It felt like Gunn doesn't really care about Superman's ethics and morals
He saved dogs and squirrels. So that's blatantly false.
>This becomes more evident when Hawkgirl kills the Borovian president saying she isn't Superman, as if that was the morally correct choice
It was the morally correct choice FOR Hawkgirl, that's her characterization. Just because it's a Superman movie doesn't mean every superhero in it will act the same. Hawkman is even edgier in the comics, basically DC's Wolverine in some ways.

>>212568950
>He saved dogs and squirrels. So that's blatantly false.
Those felt more like lip service.
>It was the morally correct choice FOR Hawkgirl
In a Superman movie that should be portrayed as a bad thing.

how did they get away with stealing the name ultraman from japan?

>>212568899
How does it fit the character? Superman isn't batman.

>>212569199
He isn't above killing, but he doesn't like it. Same as MoS and BvS. In here he didn't want it. I don't see the issue. The problem is that the other heroes kills the creature and that's it.

Jesus christ you guys weren't kidding. The male cast is seemingly full of crybabies.

>>212569568
When Metamorpho started weeping was when it got really ridiculous.

>>212560032 (OP)
The end scene with him seeing seeing the old home videos of his wholesome heartland parents was the best part. I feel like it was a subtle and maybe even an unintentional red pill.

>>212560032 (OP)
>A Superman movie where Superman constantly gets his ass beat and is basically a glorified background character in his own film and is constantly shit on by everyone else
Super Jobber

>>212560032 (OP)
I sincerely apologize to Milly for calling her ugly. She looked pretty good in the movie.

>>212560032 (OP)
David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult and Skyler Gisondo are relentlessly handsome.

>>212560032 (OP)
The first half of the movie was the largest exposition dump I've seen in a while. The second half was so much better but it's ironic that Gunn is talling about "you don't need to set up Superman, everyone already knows these things" but spends so long explaining about things that he didn't show

Also it's funny that you can see where all those "Days of the week" stuff that was in the initial draft of the movie would have been but got taken out a few months before release

>>212568148
I rolled my eyes so much during Superman's dialogue but you should add Mr terrific to the pros. He was the best character in the movie hands down

Green Lantern calling Superman a wuss was based. He was being too onions

>>212567562
If anything I think it shows something that's always been sort of evident.
The weakest comedic bits in all the GotG movies come from when a real guy has to interact exclusively with a CGI character - look at the Taserface bit in 2 or the bad dog bit in 3 - and those are ones where the script has to be followed 1 to 1 since it's just a guy acting in a room by himself with a cartoon character added on later to respond to him.
Meanwhile the strongest comedic bits have multiple characters bouncing off each other and it really makes me question how much of that stuff is actually in the script and how much is just the cast being able to tap into absolute comedic gold by going off script in a way that the Superman cast just can't manage.
https://youtu.be/IlEvBiZNB1g?si=QPZrZuKaiFzTyFXU

>>212568148
>>two fight scenes with ironic upbeat music
Reservoir Dogs and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>212560032 (OP)
Let me guess, you had a blast?

>>212560032 (OP)
Why is Lois a tranny

>>212560032 (OP)
"Fun" is a buzzword, don't use it

>>212570019
watch Sirens on netflix. she's just fucking hot. casting her as supergirl was one of the best decisions in DCU

Just saw it. Was not good at all. All the characters were very unlikable to me.

>>212570505
Thanks ill check it out

>>212560350
He doesn't kill him... but he doesn't save him either.

>>212560961
It's a start. Every bit counts.

>>212570505
what is with the coomers on this board going apeshit over semi attractive midgets

>>212570576
I'm old enough to remember when this was controversial.
In the following years you started to see The Punisher become more popular too.

The only time people in my theater laughed was Guy letting Metamorpho into the gang at the end. Gunn comedy is Celtics Shaq level washed

>>212570505
Sydney Sweeney's little sister.

>>212568362
Who could do All Star Batman & Robin justice?

>>212570834
Uwe Boll might be crazy enough to do it justice. The only issue is that the visuals and fight sequences would likely be mid. You'd need to get Snyder to assist.

>>212570834
the people who didn't enjoy frank miller trolling the fuck out of everyone with this series are morons.

>>212563879
>I-its woke, a-and girl bosses, a-and it's too fast (cause RLM said that about episode 9) a-and if hit all the key words maybe people won't like it.

>>212570834
I think James Gunn could actually do a movie like that but he would probably change/remove the "problematic" elements, which in 2025 would be quite a few. It's be a diet version of the story. He would also likely depict it all as a joke, whereas Miller Batman still takes himself seriously. He really believes he's Clint Eastwood.

>>212570834
John Carpenter.

>>212570880
I didn't even consider it trolling. I think it's fantastic and am super disappointed it was never finished.

All this movie proved to me is that we need a Justice Society of America movie because legacy characters like Mr.Terrific are so much better than characters like Superman
Also I need that jacket IRL

>>212570834
Burton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NriOZ6ofj_Q

>>212570990
>Black guy is called Mr T

I unironically loved this movie and literally nothing anyone here says will change that LOL

>>212560032 (OP)
dumb faggot baby

>>212560032 (OP)
Viral marketers are not sending their best.

>>212571095
Based things enjoyer

>>212560032 (OP)
Kill yourself. Go post this on reddit.

>>212571214
>>212571095
Imagine unironically like superjew.

another example of jame gun disrespecting women

>>212571304
>like
good eve ning saaaar

>>212571281
>>212571304
LOL the hive mind is getting mad.

>>212571095
based. me too

>>212571107
>>212571195
>>212571195
>>212571281
>>212571304
I unironically love this movie and if that makes you mad, well, that's a YOU problem.

>>212571095
Its definitely not a bad movie, just a little cringe and takes like 40 minutes to get interesting

>>212571304
I'm sure it's trash, I'm just happy to see people have fun and not letting their vibes be brought down by bitter faggots online.

>>212571095
>>212571466
I liked it too but you should stop posting that WHORE

Okay I just finished the movie, and honestly the only funny scenes for me was when the dog attacks superman and supergirl (not when it attacks Lex). The movie is 5/10. wouldn't watch again, it's mediocre. This really confirms that all the praises are from fucking jeets and pakis.

>>212570505
Ugh, looks like a show for women.

>>212571095
Hehe based

>>212571466
>Frieren NPCs and Gunjeets allied in their love of absolute garbage

>>212560032 (OP)
Amen OP. This was the first good Superman movie since the original ‘78 Superman. A real joy to watch. Not particularly deep or thematic, but fun wholesome and true in spirit to the source material. Really excited to see what they do with Superman next. Gunn nailed it. Snyder’s brown and drab Superman will remain in browntown forever. This is probably the most I’ve enjoyed a comic book movie since TDK.

So why is this "Brazilian" raging about Superman. I get the normal Indian, Malaysian, Pakistan, "Israel", "leaf" and "Australian"

But why the Brazilian flag

>>212560303
The Suicide Squad was garbage.

>>212571867
/Int/
>>212635705

Okay buddy. Why is a "Brazilian" raging about Superman cross boards

>>212571542
It's a show for women and honestly, it's shit. I only watched it for Milly and my childhood crush Julianne Moore.

>>212560032 (OP)
>TL;DR: It’s fucking awesome, and you’re gay if you don’t like it.
Basically. Every woman in it was a total bombshell. My penis was losing it.

>>212560032 (OP)
Just got out of it myself. It was laughably bad, 5/10 at best. Hoult is not intimidating nor convincing as Luthor. The notRussia subplot was absurd. The "I'm a human" speech at the end is so forced.

The acting is nonexistent. Everyone just talks their lines, and every single actor is simultaneously ugly and annoying. Corenswet is also somehow worse than Cavill when it comes to being charming as Supes. Guy is fucking old and quippy, Hawkgirl just exists, and Terrific felt forced in his disproportionately large amount of screentime but was very okay.

The human characters? Lois was a fucking awful harpy. Jimmy x Eve subplot was just extraneous. There was almost zero Clark in the film at all, which is a bit disappointing. Ma and Pa Kent look like extras and talk like stupid hicks.

The constant "what?" when a so-called joke is made, then they repeat the joke was grating as fuck. The whole style of the movie was just irritating to watch, it's like they specifically just wanted to do the opposite of Snyder for internet points. Plot was just a cluster fuck, I can't believe people have such shit taste.

>>212564539
Oh he does say “it’s a foster situation and he’s not even a good dog” in the movie.

>>212571805
Man of Steel was better because it had deeper philosophical themes, more realism (the horror of superheros actually existing), and general maturity. And (I know this goes against the /tv/ consensus) it had better action scenes.
What does nu-superman have? ADHD? Camera whipping around like a monkey is swinging it on a rope? Beta-male superman? Honestly I hope this movie bombs hard but that probably won't happen since normies will see it in droves cause Gunn pulled out every trick in the book (like the "doggo" bullshit and Lex Luther bullying poor little superman (who retardedly let himself get captured))

>>212572107
I loved the movie and am going to see it again multiple times.

>>212560032 (OP)
Glad you enjoyed it anon. Do you have hope for the DCU?

>>212572413
>Deeper philosophical themes
Superman being Jesus is not deep
>more realism
Something being more realistic doesn't make it have more quality as a movie. I'm not walking into a fucking Superman movie of all things for grounded realism.
>general maturity
What does this even mean? The last act of the movie is nothing but pure action shlock destruction. MoS is not the fucking Godfather.

>>212572552
>Superman being Jesus is not deep
If think the movie was about that you got it wrong.

>>212572413
Man of Steel was a complete affront to Superman and the shitty broody tone was illfitting. Why the fuck would I want a "realistic" Superman in a bleak world?
That's not appealing at all. Also, it wasn't mature or deep, a lot of it is surface level as fuck with potent retardation at key points.

So what's the gag about Jimmy being a ladies man, like what's that about?

>>212572623
it's comic accurate

>>212572575
Explain what deep philosophical themes you're referring to then.

>>212572489
No. Name me on superhero/team that isn't repugnant to basically everyone in the DC roster?

Did that bimbo actually have fucked up toes? I need to know

>>212567562
Justice Gang was only funny for the end payoff. The secret harem shit was really annoying, the worst part of the movie had to be the long exposition to Perry before they board the T. Cruiser or whatever the fuck he called it.

>>212573107
Not really. She's mid looking anyways so who cares

>>212572460
You could never articulate why, nice one fag.

>>212560032 (OP)
Based movie. But it’s pretty obvious that Metropolis is New York, Boravia is Isreal and Jarhanpur is clearly Palestine. Lex would be a Zionist shill.

>>212573670
So who are the monkeys?

>>212573834
If they're doing the bidding of Israel, then JIDF and paid shills or even free shills.

>>212570505
She looks like she fucks Krypto

>>212560032 (OP)
>Another bot thread.
Wallet's closed.

>>212570505
>shows up drunk
>takes Krypto away
>calls Superman a bitch
>leaves to get drunk again
So am I supposed to like her?

>>212560032 (OP)
>—
Em-dashes are surefire signs of AI.

>>212574120
yes

>>212574067
well...she is a white woman

>>212570834
I would unironically dump a shit load of money into having it Animated in Jim Lee's Art style. idgaf if it takes 4 fucking years....actually, fuck it, just animate that issue as a short, fuck the rest since ASB&R was mostly shit.

>>212574120
>So am I supposed to like her?

>>212574670
I used to like Jim Lee art but I realized it was just not so great when compared to others.

>>212574670
>ASB&R was mostly shit
It's phenomenal. Snyder's self seriousness and Gunn's camp put together, but the result is something a lot more earnest and soulful than either.

>>212573311
gypsy physiognomy (still would though)

Shut up gunncuck

>>212574670
*the issue with Black Canary

>>212565039
Cat is hot.

>>212560032 (OP)
Where to stream?

>>212569041
DC’s Ultraman predates Tsuburaya’s Ultraman.

>>212566186
This.
Fucking gay name.

Did Batman show up?

Why was Peacemaker on the SNL knock off? His criminal record is public right?

>>212576424
no, but apparently he does sort of show up in creature commandos, or is mentioned

>>212572413
>Superheroes are le bad
Then why bother watching the capeshit?

>>212560032 (OP)
It was a HECKIN fun ride. SCREW YOU to all the mean, heckin JERKS out there!! Learn to be hecking KIND and stuff...

>>212570193
>Add Mr.NOG to the pros
No thanks

>>212576463
Huh. Thanks Anon.

>>212560032 (OP)
I liked how human Supes was. He never felt like an omnipotent god, like Snyder’s, or that he could do no wrong, like Donner’s. Even among other super heroes, he felt like just a regular guy.

>>212569768
>Trapped in a jail cell
>Forced to look at his baby locked in a cell opposite from him
>Is then also forced to watch an innocent man get killed, even technically taking part in it
>Cries
>"Bro this shit's kinda goofy"

No wonder Snyderverse appealed to 4chan so much, anything less than a completely concrete face is offputting to you

>>212576460
A good chunk of people on Fox News have shady criminal backgrounds too but that doesn't stop them kek

>>212576707
Yea, he was hopeful and idealistic to a fault but in a way that was relatable. Almost naive but I was rooting for him and want to be like him. Kinda like superman was supposed to be.