Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Shoot a bullet. Shoot two.

Fart in their general direction.

>invade Europe to kill Europeans because his Jap friends blew up a ship
How the fuck did Hollywood sell this one to us? The Pacific campaign was 100% justified and based though.

i would ask myself why im dying for the future state of israel and the destruction of the white race 100 years from now

>>212560828 (OP)
I would do nothing. I would listen to what those German machine turrets had to say, and that's what no one did.

>>212560828 (OP)
Pretend i was dead and have a nap in the sand until the fightings over.

>>212560828 (OP)
Shoot the damn ammies from my MG nest

>>212560996
Germany declared war on the USA

>>212560828 (OP)
Shit myself in basic and get discharged stateside, start an auto repair business and buy a house get married and die before 2001.

>>212560996
>his Jap friends blew up a ship
>he declares war on you
>FDR now wheeling for joy because he can finally get involved
Sorry, buddy. This one's on Adolf.

>>212561117
Only technically because they declared war on judea.

>>212561117
Yeah, and at that time they were attacking our ships which were supplying England with weapons and food. But there was literally no reason for us to have a military presence in Europe or Africa, a non-kike-compromised FDR would've focused on just strengthening our naval presence in the Atlantic and continuing to supply England until peace could be brokered.
>>212561217
Yeah, officially declaring war was a retarded fucking move.

>>212561117
>Arm the other side for years
>Let your own people purposefully die in a provoked attack you had intel on
Come to think of it, wasn't that how literally all wars America ever had in the last 200 years started?

>>212560828 (OP)
change my name to Jodie before I get drafted

>>212561217
>>212560996
japan was always going to have to eventually attack the us, which is what the us wanted, because of the oil embargo

something interesting though is that japan actually attacked its axis allies when it took vichy france indoneasia territory

germany is just really really really really bad about choosing its allies

>>212560828 (OP)
Imagine if Japan won and had conquered the US mainland. We would be living in anime paradise.

>>212561160
comfy

>>212561330
Kind of hard to have good allies in post-WW1 conditions after England sided with fucking FRANCE of all countries. There was no one left to choose from. It also didn't help that Russia was led by the most insane egomaniac of all time and thus couldn't be trusted long-term.

>>212561471
germany did the same thing in wwi though

>>212561384
Literally would never have happened under any circumstances. I could see them making some headway at first into California but they would face heavy resistance and get BTFO within months.

>>212560828 (OP)
Simple
>Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
Now where's Adolf?

>>212561330
no germany was supposed to fall
it was all part of the plan
AH was an actor

>>212560828 (OP)
I would pass out as soon a drill instructor got in my face. I have c-ptsd and being yelled at by aggressive male authority figures is one of the quickest ways to set it off.

>>212561384
I've read The Man In The High Castle too anon, it wasn't like that.

Why didn't they use bulletproof shields ?

>>212561511
It's a pipe dream to even imagine them getting boots on Hawaii.

>>212561614
Because they were anti-Semitic

>>212560996

https://youtu.be/RHgjiAObUxU?t=25

propaganda obviously

>>212561384
Anime would've never existed if they won.

Same poltard threads over and over. Nazi revisionism typically means environmental or vegan threads are next.

>>212560828 (OP)
Turn around and gun down everyone fighting for the jews

>>212561867
cope

>>212561494
That's what I'm referring to, anon-kun. I'm saying it's unfortunate for Germany that England all of a sudden made peace with its fucking ancient rival despite having closer ethnic, cultural, and political connections with Germany.

>>212561914
>>212561955
Yes Ivan we know this is a poltard thread.

>>212561647
If they'd thrown their entire navy into a Hail Mary I could see them making landfall and unga bunga-ing on the West Coast a tad. They just wouldn't make it very far from there.

>>212561384
>tfw I will never be running late to school with toast in my mouth because SHARTmerica wouldn’t allow our rightful overlords conquer us (they would rather be under the heel of Israel)

>>212561955
>>212561955
>That's what I'm referring to, anon-kun.

then why did you say post-ww1? germany got dragged into more shitty wars in both ww1 and 2 by worthless allies

>>212560828 (OP)

>>212562104
what the fuck is that?

>>212562143
A human being.

>>212561992
Not everyone that hates jews are Russian bots

>>212560828 (OP)

Wonder why we didn't just land in Southern Vichy France instead?

>>212560996
USA had to intervene to prevent commies from taking over WHOLE Europe instead of just the half of it

>>212562475
That wasn't the intention, that was just a fortunate happenstance

>>212562371
Where are they supposed to launch from?

>>212562371
Why would you?
>longer supply lines
>way further from Allied airbases
>further from strategic targets
>worse terrain
We eventually did, but it wasn't a priority