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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:10:51 PM No.212560894
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If Death Stranding 2 was a movie, how well would you rate it?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:14:09 PM No.212561001
>>212560894 (OP)
9/10 my boy Kojima did it again!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:23:50 PM No.212561310
>>212560894 (OP)
>artsy fartsy walking simulator

Kojima should just stick to metal gear.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:26:05 PM No.212561393
>>212561310
I'm sure he would if he could. I don't think Konami will let him touch it anymore.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:27:04 PM No.212561422
>>212561310
Filtered.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:27:26 PM No.212561431
kojima is the tarantino of nippon
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:27:45 PM No.212561437
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:30:04 PM No.212561495
>>212560894 (OP)
10/10
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:30:37 PM No.212561506
I used to think kojima was cool

But he's just a clout chasing westaboo

Even metal gear is basically just sucking off the American military
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:31:45 PM No.212561540
>>212561437
best fight evar saar
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:32:11 PM No.212561552
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tranny game im afraid

ill stick to muh yummy fascist fnaf
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:33:39 PM No.212561596
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>>212561310
>he doesn't know
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:34:40 PM No.212561630
>>212560894 (OP)
Everything with Elle Fanning being cute is a 10/10
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:35:37 PM No.212561658
>>212561596
La Creatividad estrellas...
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:45:58 PM No.212561979
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>drive a truck everywhere
>do no side missions
>give no likes
suck it nerds
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:52:59 PM No.212562193
>>212561979
>jeremyrenneraccident.png
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:13:55 PM No.212562854
>>212561630
Shame she was wasted
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:10:39 AM No.212564613
bump
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:36:04 AM No.212565342
5/10
Kojima can't write for shit and doesn't know how to direct actors
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:38:13 AM No.212565394
>>212565342
He is a desk-job video game designer. Why in the hell would he know how to direct actors?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:46:07 AM No.212565611
>If
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:46:41 AM No.212565624
>>212560894 (OP)
0/10
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:49 AM No.212565657
>>212565394
because he's credited with the director role? why would he put himself there otherwise
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:50:33 AM No.212565733
>>212560894 (OP)
Why do people like this globohomo ntr non game?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:52:36 AM No.212565801
>>212560894 (OP)
It's dog shit as a game, it's even worse as a movie because it's literally like over ten times longer than most other movies in it's cutscenes and dialog while being less effective at it's conveyance of theme
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:53:11 AM No.212565814
>>212560894 (OP)
Negative one trillion out of 5.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:54:12 AM No.212565845
>>212561552
Kojima worships anglos so anyone saying he would ever say anything positive about che or any socialist figure is completely retarded.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:55:13 AM No.212565872
>>212565733
In the first game there was a baby inside the reedus guy, so it got a lot of progressives hooked.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:56:13 AM No.212565905
>>212560894 (OP)
its horrible anime shit. The dialogue is nothing but trash and exposition. And bad japanese humor
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:56:33 AM No.212565916
>>212565845
but anglos invented fabian socialism which is literally the dominating form of socialism today?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:00:19 AM No.212566038
>>212560894 (OP)
>quirky humor
>almost all dialog is purely expositionary
>good choreography and framing of scenes
>has zero respect for viewer/player competence or using their time well
It's actually marvelshit