>be handsome tradie Manlet in the 80s
>Drag elite highnosed gold digger off a boat
>Because it's the 80s, she's a long way from a working phone to get back home
>Bring her home around your kids
>Stockholm syndrome kicks in
>Motherly instincts follow
>Falls in love with dirty tradie redneck
>Finds out he could of gotten her contacted but chose not to so he could romance her, basically amounting to kidnapping
>Rich chad comes looking for her, but despite efforts and power he can't undo the weeks she spent around a run of the mill happy family
>The little guy wins and they stay together
Hurts deep when I watched this again last week after 34 years...
I want to go back to the wholesome timeline

I take it from the lack of responses to my thread that nobody here has ever seen overboard or even knows who Goldie Hawn(pbuh) is.
Childhood crush
One of Hollywood's hottest at the time, and she is STILL married to Kurt Russell, the heir and scion of Walt Disneys dream on his deathbed.

If you haven't seen overboard but like 80s movie comedies you should check it out