[OFFICIAL REVIEW] Superman (2025) - /tv/ (#212563889) [Archived: 638 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:47:01 PM No.212563889
Superman-2025-Review
Superman-2025-Review
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>CGI and effects are actually good in imax
>Krypto is the star of the movie
>Lois is good
>Probably the best Lex Luthor we've had, but he's still not perfect
>Superman spends the majority of the movie saving people instead of punching which is a cool change of pace
>Guy Gardner is great
>The score is great
>The Superman action is cool once he fully unleashes at the end
>The 2nd act with Superman stuck in the interdimensional prison thing was sort of meh
>Ultraman was meh
>Good that there's no sequel bait
>It's not woke or overtly political despite what people are saying
>Corensweat is hard to get a read on. He doesn't have the confidence about him that I'd like Superman to have, but they may be having him grow in to that.


Overall I'd say its like a 7/10. The people who hated Snyder's version should absolutely love it because this depiction is what they've been saying they wanted. For me, I think I prefer Man of Steel's wanton violence though.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:49:54 PM No.212563968
>>212563889 (OP)
Good. Might watch tomorrow
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:50:54 PM No.212563995
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>>212563889 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:51:37 PM No.212564020
>>212563995
Oh...is that the new COPE?
Cool...
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:56:34 PM No.212564175
>>212563889 (OP)
>Corensweat is hard to get a read on. He doesn't have the confidence about him that I'd like Superman to have, but they may be having him grow in to that.
Itโ€™s the voice, canโ€™t fix that. Superman doesnโ€™t sneed to sound like Max Von Sydow but Reeves and Cavill had a bit of depth and projection, Corenswet still has that Jewish nasal wheeze in his voice
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:56:54 PM No.212564186
>>212563889 (OP)
>Krypto is annoying, the same joke with him jumping on people is over used at least 7 times
>Lois is masculine and never in her feminine
>Lois is not attractive
>Lois cant "do relationships" implies shes a ran through whore
>Lex was mediocre at best, seemed a bit random to shoot an Indian man point blank for no reason
>Superman saves people but it's pointless and doesn't progress the movie
>Guy Gardner only has 7 minutes total screentime
>The score is rehashed and tryhard, none of it fits well, and the song choices for the fight scenes especially Terrifics useless one like Yondu with the whistle just flying balls instead was trash
>Only Supermans last fight was ok-ish but not even close to levels of destruction or MoS
>The blackhole sucking superman and metamorpho and his shrek CGI baby down Rainbow road river made out of pixels out of minecraft was a waste of VFX
>Ultraman should have had an arc through out the film, he didn't and was interesting idea at the end but might aswell hve done bizarro at that point instead of cloning supes from his hair
>Sequel bait implied with Supergirl and Justice Gang
>Super woke with things being "problematic" or political with israel and palestine shown with Jahanpur and Boravia which makes no sense
>Superman is not dominant in any scene and comes across as a "bitch" and is even called a "Bitch" at the end of the film by her, in one of hundreds of scenes where he is emasculated or crying like a "Bitch".

Overall 4.5/10 it's a fucking good attempt but it's fucking Hot garbage for the most part and filmed like a tiktok video
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:58:53 PM No.212564245
>>212564186
>>212564186
>>The blackhole sucking superman and metamorpho and his shrek CGI baby down Rainbow road river made out of pixels out of minecraft was a waste of VFX
what the actual fuck? is this real?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:59:32 PM No.212564258
>>212564186
a monkey typed this
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:00:13 AM No.212564281
>>212564020
found one

>0.1 poos have been deposited in your street
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:00:32 AM No.212564289
>>212564245
more or less yes.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:01:48 AM No.212564338
>>212564245
Yes it's real he manages to not get sucked into the blackhole by wait for it... blowing air out of his mouth into the blackhole

>>212564258
no I typed it and I literally purged that scene from my brain but thanks for the reminder

>Monkeys are at computer desks implying indians that are typing out hastags and "supershit" literally on places like reddit and 4chan
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:02:06 AM No.212564352
>>212564175
he has a fairly deep voice when he's speaking normally in interviews.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:02:49 AM No.212564367
>>212564289
not more or less it's exactly that
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:04:12 AM No.212564418
>>212564020
Kek, you faggot shill
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:04:56 AM No.212564452
>>212563889 (OP)
>Good that there's no sequel bait
Supergirl is at the end of the movie, the Justice Gang is in Peacemaker S2, Fillion is in Lanterns .....
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:05:04 AM No.212564460
>>212564367
It's not exactly like that because they tell you that the rainbow river thing is a substance that would kill a normal person within seconds so it shows Superman's power level that he's floating in it saving a baby.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:06:07 AM No.212564488
>>212564338
>>Monkeys are at computer desks implying indians that are typing out hastags and "supershit" literally on places like reddit and 4chan
best part
and then they will chimp out online making it funnier
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:06:55 AM No.212564511
>>212564460
yea... but it's literally a rainbow river
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:07:36 AM No.212564534
>>212564511
akshually they said its PLASMA PHOTONS or some scientist man shit like that.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:07:56 AM No.212564551
>>212564488
indians dont chimp out though thats literally blacks
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:19:37 AM No.212564856
Pepe Bait Fish
Pepe Bait Fish
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>>212563889 (OP)
>It's not woke or overtly political despite what people are saying
Nice bait OP
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:19:58 AM No.212564864
>first inclination is always to save people instead of punching shit
>saving the squirrel
>wanting to save the kaiju monster

I liked this. It really makes the character stick out in the current state of capeshit where everything is basically dragon ball z fights constantly.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:21:10 AM No.212564898
>>212564352
Yeah I listened to some and its ok, he sounds squeakier in the film
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:24:13 AM No.212564991
>>212564856
>The alien parents want him to be a conqueror; to rule all of Earth and have a harem. The redneck parents who live in a trailer raised him to be compassionate and to care about all life though so he turned out okay

what kind of woke message is this?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:30:30 AM No.212565180
Are Mr Terrific and Hawkgirl any good? I saw some clips and their line delivery seemed a bit awkward. Hows the acting overall?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:32:04 AM No.212565230
I read the movie is just a bunch of white people oppressing brown people and superman saves the browns, this true or not so I know if I should watch
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:35:16 AM No.212565323
>>212563889 (OP)
Are the fights comparable to MoS? I liked that of the movie kind of like dbz. The trailers for this one looked tacky
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:35:46 AM No.212565334
>>212565180
Hawkgirl doesn't do much at all. I wasn't familiar with Mr. Terrific before the movie, but I thought he was decent, he's in it quite a bit and is pretty important. Overall I think the acting was good. Corenswet was a bit off though in some scenes but overall he was okay too. The weirdest acting is probably Ma and Pa Kent's SUPER redneck accents. None of the performances are bad at all though.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:37:53 AM No.212565384
>>212565230
You could interpret part of the story as a take on the jews attacking Palestine but I think its a bit of a stretch. Either way the browns basically worship Superman.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:39:14 AM No.212565420
I saw it on Tuesday thanks the the Amazon Prime member exclusive screenings.
Shit was miles better than Snydercult shit.
Cast were all perfect in their roles, with David Corenswet and Nicolas Hoult as the two standout leads. Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner is my favorite fucking thing ever because I love Nathan Fillion and Guy Gardner is my favorite GL

The actress playing Eve Tessmacher is hot as fuck (I love bimbos)

The movie's stakes are perfect for a superman movie.

Solid 9/10
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:41:34 AM No.212565473
>>212565420
>I love bimbos
For me it was Lois' friend at the Daily Planet with the big plastic titties
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:41:47 AM No.212565483
>>212565384
so the victims are browns, got it

not watching
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:45:30 AM No.212565595
>>212565473
Cat Grant, yeah fuck she was a hot bimbo too, but she needed more screen time.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:00 AM No.212565636
>>212565384
>Either way the browns basically worship Superman.
It's like Snyder never left...
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:06 AM No.212565640
>>212565384
Yeah, the president of Barovia was clearly a caricature of Benjamin Netanyahu. Greedy old jew prick.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:28 AM No.212565650
saar i halp
saar i halp
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>>212563995
Saar, I save supermans!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:48:00 AM No.212565665
>>212564991
>immigrants are actually evil conquerors who want to replace you
uhh... what did James Gunn mean by this?