How is Uruuk Hai formed?

>>212565415 (OP)
Mud

>It's a Uruk-hai scene (pron. SKEE-uhn)

>>212565415 (OP)
Throw foreskin in the mud and recite Talmudic verses

>>212566059
That's how you summon a golem.

orcs fucking half-orcs and then the babies are put in the magic sludge pit to speed up growth

>>212565415 (OP)
they need to do way instain wizard who kill these uruuk

>>212566059
>do you know how Americans came into being?
>they were anglos once

>>212566250
what

>>212565415 (OP)
Sauronman jizzed on orc eggs as they were put through a lumber processor.

>>212566025
Imagine the smell

>>212566357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vun48RsW-3Y
ancient memes

>>212566059
Why do people think the Talmud is like a magic grimoire or something? Its literally just a bunch of rabbis quibbling over Jewish law.

>>212566449
That’s what they want you to think

>>212566637

>>212566449
"Law" to rabbis meant everything. The Talmud goes on endless tangents about weirdo alternative medecine and the like, plus stries about fighting demons and esoteric nonsense. There are many passages that are basically magic grimoire.

>>212565415 (OP)
How orc get pragnant?

>>212566959
>orc female meet goblin
>goblin singing while whipping small hobbitses
>"I can fix him"
>orc do mating dance
>orc get gobbed
>goblin mates show up
>orc get gobbed many moons
>orc now preggy