>The alien parents want him to be a conqueror; to rule all of Earth and have a harem of Earth bitches. The redneck parents who live in a trailer raised him to be compassionate and to care about all life though so he turned out okay

you told me this movie was supposed to be woke

>>212566110 (OP)
I can see this movie being "So bad it's good" type of thing.

i cant believe they ripped off Dragon Ball Z

>>212566110 (OP)
I guarantee you in 10 years Superman's adopted parents will be blacks/mexicans who found him

>>212566166
Gunn used the Yamcha pose, you can see it in the trailer.

>Putin/netanyahu jew killed by moner
>musk lex humiliated by a dog
>jeet gets brained
Basedman of sneed

>>212566284
>>jeet gets brained
Really? Slow motion so it lasts a while on screen? Do they say saaaaaar?
Answer my questions three for the movie I just might see.

>being kind and optimistic is the real punk rock

its not perfect, but some of it was really nice.

>>212566149
It's actually a "so good it's good" type of thing.

>>212566376
Lex plays russian roulette with a pajeet in an attempt at extracting information from Superman and ends up braining him. Not graphic at all and they zoom out so dont see anything, just the body falling over.

Superman can't save him because he's trapped in a cell thing with kryptonite making him weak.

>>212566166
The whole bardock thing is a superman rip off in the first place.

>>212566400
It's funny how that message seemed to fly over the heads of alot of the big youtube "critics" like angryjoe and Jeremy jahns. They just want a Superman who never loses and punches things really hard. They have slop jeet tier opinions.

It feels like there really is a shill campaign against this. From the woke shit to people claiming there's too much comedy when there isn't 1/3 as much comedy as the typical capeshit in it. Disney is probably paying for bots to try to keep their dominance int he genre.

>>212566515
they even doubled down on making it more like Superman in Super Broly and the super manga

>>212566531
I understand that sentiment to an extent, but I liked how the movie portrayed Superman. It made him unique and different in the current world of capeshit. Him being a quipping badass who just fucks everyone's shit up wouldn't be unique at all.

>>212566110 (OP)
I purchased tickets but my hopes are not too high. I loved MoS and Superman 1978.

>>212566944
It's pretty decent, anon. Hope you have fun.

Gunn has more balls than any Superman director in the fact he has Krypto in the movie. Any other director be like “fuck that, a flying dog? That’s stupid. Get out of here!”

>>212567154
That's probably what I like the most about Gunn. He gives absolutely zero shits about including weird comic book stuff.

>>212566944
>I loved MoS and Superman 1978.
If you can love two portrayals of Superman as wildly different as those I'm sure you can fit in this third.

>>212566110 (OP)
Are you suggesting slave morality isnt woke?

>>212567154
Oh yeah well Superman '78 had child penis. Gunn is a coward.

>>212566944
>I loved MoS and Superman 1978.
Same here. Superman '78 is what I liked as kid but as I've grown older and more cynical, MoS strikes me as a more realistic depiction, and probably how I would act if I was Superman and still wanted to be a fundamentally good person.

>>212566110 (OP)
>care about all life
inclusiveness
diversity
representation (when did an indian character appear in previous supes film)

I loved the 'it's nice to be nice' message.
But I still, in my heart of hearts wanted Supershit to be a nihilistic, evil, vengeful son of a bitch and beat the shit out of earthlings,metahumans and anyone that disagreed with his shit.
Am I twisted?

>>212567154
>the safest cartoon character placed in a post-Endgame Hollywood capeshit movie
Wow so brave.

>>212567910
That’s what Homelander is for

>>212566944
If you go into it expecting it to be anything better than "okay" then you'll be disappointed.
The first half is especially rough.

>>212567982
Really? Who’s got a flying dog?

>>212567910
Brightburn 2 soon, friend.
Trust the plan.

Louis Lane pissed me off. Typical foid "I'm not good at relationships"..and he's fucking Superman thundercock Uber Chad...cunt! And he magde her breakfast/dinner. Twat.

>>212567910
read pic related it's basically that. Or go for Homelander, or Injustice Superman, or Omni-Man, or honestly any other of the dozens of evil Superman variants.

>>212568349
Best Supershit# ever..
Love that little shit.

>>212567910
Yes because you're missing the point of the character
You want a violent, unhinged Superman-type character read Supreme Power, or watch Invincible

>>212567154
>Kyrpto got in a movie before a Robin who isn't a grown ass man

Never would have guessed

>>212566110 (OP)

>>212566944
make sure you get the special edition cup from the AMC theaters, AND the mini krypto figurine. post it on /tv/ so the faggots here lose their mind.

>>212568611
Robin was first in a movie in the 60s though. He's been in a movie before 99% of capeshit characters.

>>212568601
I was being facetious.

>>212568517
The actress already had her aged looks and lack of sex appeal working against her, and then Gunn goes and gives her such terrible dialogue too.
At least she was white, I guess.

>>212566400
This in a movie Superman is portrayed as a naive pussy and all the villains outside of Luthor die anyway, be it conveniently killed by others or deus ex machima.

>>212568637
haremincels btfo by superior monogamyCHADS

>>212566110 (OP)
That message was definitely Brainiac meddling. Stay tuned for part 2.

>>212568801
Just made me hate foids more.
If that's even possible. (Not a virgin)

>>212567154
That's not brave. Gunn has been using cute CGI animals in all his movies to get the audience to give a shit about his movies. If anything it'd be brave to not have for once a cute animal in one of his movies.

>>212568568
God this comic was just edgy faggotry of the highest order
Netflix is making a movie of it too

>>212568517
You forget that Clark sperged out hard during that interview

>>212567910
I'm the exact same.I find the idea of an evil or selfish Superman really fun to watch as entertainment, but I also agree with the message that kindness is punk rock in modern society. It's more difficult than being cynical or an overall asshole.

>>212568637
What a Chad. Of course, Clark was too much of a bitch to follow in his great father's footsteps.

>>212569220
t. zod

>>212567910
Bitch you have:
Injustice
Homelander
Invincible
Is nice to have traditional superman finally

>>212568960
You say that after the fact. A talking raccoon and a tree more times than not would turn people off for being ridiculous. When I saw the trailer for Guardians I thought it looked stupid as fuck and would bomb

>>212569544
>Is nice to have traditional superman finally
But this isn't traditional Superman family at all.

>>212568568
>>212569053
it wasn't even that edgy.
After chapter one he goes to space jail and has weird cosmic adventures with random aliens - it doesn't deal with him fucking with Earth or humans at all.
He's barely evil by the end