>>212571044 (OP)You clearly know nothing about Jimmy Olsen.
Superman's Pal scores mad puss. When he's not philandering around the entire DC universe, getting black out drunk and ending up getting married to an inter dimensional jewel thief or some shit, (which happened in the comics) he's banging Supergirl or Lois Lane's hotter younger sister.
He also accidentally got married to gorillas on two separate occasions. And became a human King Kong in Gorilla city. And became the superhero Elastic Lad. And turned into a giant turtle-themed kaiju.
Point is Jimmy kicks ass