>Look, can Batman just show up at my son's Birthday party? I already promised him that he'd be there, and if he doesn't show up it'll just one more thing for my bitch of an ex-wife to hold over my head. He can have whatever snacks he wants, he doesn't have to eat with everybody else. He just needs to show up next Saturday at 2.

If Spielberg directed it

>Can batman tell my momma i you think i'm cool
If Scorsese directed it

>Can batman fuck my mom
If Cronenberg directed it

>Can batman do a mickey mouse voice
If Lynch directed it