How do you stop him?

This made zoomers scream and cry and shit their pants in fear.

Forced meme marketing post

>>212572315 (OP)
this shit was so cringe i regretted wasting time watching it even though i'm functionally a neet

>>212572315 (OP)
Call Piccolo

>>212572315 (OP)
wtf is this?

this showed me zoomers never played majora's mask

>>212572433
https://youtu.be/ZkIQTX71GnU?si=OUbORlL7UYfh63CF

>>212572518
I actually laughed out loud at the end kek

buy an ad faggot

>>212572518
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212572518
Fuck you.

Praying for a solar flare to end this hell, goddamn

>>212572315 (OP)
>Shitty CGI
>Terrible generic spooky face
>The evil moon just wants to, like, eat you
How is any of this scary? It's comical. This is not cosmic horror, it's a cosmic farce.

>>212572315 (OP)
>>212572355

Isn't Sinistar 80s Boomer???

>>212573244
imagine you're 8 years old and watching it on an ipad past your bedtime

>>212573323
The future is gonna be really funny.

>>212572315 (OP)
Gotta kill Skull Kid.

>>212573244
Zoomers aren't know for their good taste in media

>>212572355
They shat themselves so bad down the cinema isle they had to hold their limited edition popcorn buckets upto their backsides.

>>212572315 (OP)
With Superman!

>>212574673
And gay men!

>>212572518
Why do we explode
Is the earth made of gasoline

>>212575323
https://youtu.be/bU1QPtOZQZU?t=41

>>212572315 (OP)
>>212572518
I'm glad this kind of stuff is going out of style. The liminal backrooms stuff was bad enough

>>212573285
Yeah and Sinistar is kino. This ain’t Sinistar, retard.

>>212573244
Zoomers are massive pussies. We played Majora's Mask and faced real horrors. Zoomers nare soft and coddled. They think the grainy VHS effects we used to see on videos all the time as kids is frightening.

>>212573353
You misspelled depressing as shit

>>212575414
what's with the fucking music

>>212573244
I watched all the episodes due to this thread. The author leans into the comedy aspect from episode 2 and on, especially for 3 4 and 5.

>>212575448
Kanepixels Backrooms outclasses all of this dogshit by multiple country miles

>>212575595
That doesn’t mean it’s remotely good. You say that as if the bar isn’t abysmally low by this point.

WTF rape him.

>>212575238
Girugamesh!

>>212572518
The ending is spooky.

>>212572315 (OP)
Play the Oath to Order

>>212572315 (OP)
this looks so retarded lol

>>212572315 (OP)
I refuse to believe zoomers find this scary. It has to be ironic.

>>212575323
everything explodes at very high energy states

>>212575448
SCP and even the backrooms/liminal space shit is neat. Some stuff still is. Ths problem is when it gets popular and fucking faggots shit it up. Ths backrooms started out as just showing liminal spaces and then zoomers got ahold of it and now there's ghosts and goblins and just fucking nonsense thrown in.

>>212575744
Your mum's pussy did last night LMAO

>>212575323
Where does gasoline come from anon? The ground. Guess what the cosmic horror mouthed moon crashes into? You guessed it, buddy, the ground.

>>212572315 (OP)
We solved this problem 1902.

>>212572315 (OP)
Eggman could stop him

>>212575741
I talk to Zoomers regularly. It's bleak.

>>212575414
would anything survive this? Like, any form of life at all?

>>212572315 (OP)
What's wrong with these short monster clips?
Why is /tv/ always bitter about everything?

>>212576189
Nope. Earth's crust is completely boiled, and nothing lives below earth's crust.
>>212576191
Old men yelling at young people.

>>212575414
I love that the animation shows the global firestorm. Here's a great scene of that from a movie https://youtu.be/V6AXrQNR6J0?t=38

>>212572518
I wanted to see it eat a chunk of Earth

>>212576281
>nothing lives below earth's crust.

Hollow earth

>>212572518
>>212572315 (OP)
This is unironically the plot of Dead Space 3

>>212572315 (OP)
>>212572518
skibidi toilets better

>>212572355
>made
It's a pretty recent video. I'd say we're still in present tense territory.

>>212577202
Except Luna isn't a Brethren Moon.

>>212575323
You stupid or a retard?

Would it be possible to use this same process against an incoming asteroid? Like, if something is coming at us, couldn't we just use a massive tungsten object and throw it at the asteroid at 10000s of mph?

>>212578693
Who's gonna build it, kid?

>>212572315 (OP)
Turn earth into a good cosmic horror and use it to fight the bad cosmic horrors in action packed planet-vs-planet battles.

>>212578720
I mean aren't we capable of producting propulsion capable of hitting like 20gs? How fast would a tungsten block the size of phone booth need to be going to completely vaporize an incoming asteroid?

>>212579023
Pretty fucking fast anon

>>212572315 (OP)
OMG IS THAT LE COSMIC BODILY HECKIN HORROR CHUNGUS??

show him india

>>212579023
>dude how hard could it be to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet oh and if you miss the world ends

>>212579373
Fucking kek, I still remember when that race war started in X (formerly Twitter) because a black guy said a giant cosmic snake trying to eat Earth would taste India and spit us out

>>212572315 (OP)
I thought it was from that retarded moonfall movie

>>212572315 (OP)
I like The Moon Woke Up! It's like an improved version of Majora's Mask. Though it's not as good as the beginning anymore.

>>212572518
Can you explain without linking to some malware site that is impossible to use without running a bunch of unnecessary scripts?

>>212580003
Linuxfags ladies and gents

>>212575323
No, but the moon squishing into the earth crushing retards like you creates gasoline

I love these lil vids. Skibidi toilet is pretty entertaining too. I'm 32.

>>212572518
The comments are all memeing on it. Nobody is scared of this

>>212580137
Every ten years a thing or two gets super popular and older people feel the need to loudly express their dislike. Skibidi was the worst I'd ever seen it. "Ohhh I'm 40 year sold and my gmod retarded videos weren't like this skibidi stuff!" It's an entertaining series.

>>212580060
You think their various spy rings and overt war on ad blockers only applies to linux computers?

>>212580361
Dawg when I'm dying I'm not going to be thinking about google spying on whatever the fuck. I got Brave browser, I'm good.

>>212580416
>furshit, be it sell-your-data-fox or sell-your-data-lion
simply ungoogle the chrome my friend

>>212572315 (OP)
Call up Remina.

>>212580416
You aren't going to think about anything because retarded people don't put much thought into things like how you don't understand that running scripts still lets them spy on you even if you have a special browser, its doesn't matter if you just run their scripts all willy nilly.

>>212580682
Dawg I'm waaaay too employed for this.

>>212580701
Do you even have time for /tv/, don't you have a bunch of spyware to install on your computer instead?

>>212580701
>I'm a proud slop enjoyer because... BECAUSE I'M EMPLOYED AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO USE MY BRAIN OKAY?!
ask me how I know you watch ads on your phone

>>212572315 (OP)
Send the nuclear arsenal right down his throat.

>>212580996
Pointless, right behind him every other planet is coming as well.

>>212581037
to alpha centauri we go

>>212572315 (OP)
>this thread
it's so obvious you're samefagging, I can't imagine seething for hours everyday because there are people younger than you

>>212581037
Maybe the blast/shrapnel will kill the other one.

>>212581110
saarrr... you shan't be the one speaking in such circumstances......

>>212572315 (OP)
>>212572518
This is just Dead Space but worse.

>>212572518
I can't take this seriously with the goofy open mouths like Annoying Orange

>>212581330
You aren't supposed to. It does a little spin when it first wakes up. It's silly.

Link from Zelda games

>>212572315 (OP)
start cumming everywhere... he can't eat us then because that would be gay

>>212572315 (OP)

>>212581897
Based

This is just Majoras Mask

>>212572315 (OP)
Teach oil drillers how to be astronauts.

>>212582252
Wouldn't it be easier to teach astronauts how to be oil drillers?

>>212572518
I bit cheesy but I do hope we have a resurgence of cosmic horror. Only a few modern things I can think of utilize the genre well

>>212582308
You crazy?! Those NASA nerds will be twisting trannies and won't even know why (the drive train is backwards).

>>212582336
ANON YOU SOILED IT

>>212582359
in-movie reference trumps BTS reference

>>212582407
Fine.

>>212577134
good luck getting to hollow earth with sauron waiting in middle earth

>>212580003
Retard you're already on 4chan

>>212580144
Its obvious they're trying to suppress their fear with humour

>>212583908
Which allows mp4s which means you have no excuse to not just upload it to 4chan since you are already on 4chan instead of linking to some other shittier site.

>>212575448
Zoomers love SCP and skibidi toilet and siren head and huggy wuggy what are you on about

>>212572518
:D

>>212572518
>everyone making regular show jokes in the comments
actually the zoomers are alright

>>212584004
Nobody needs an excuse not to make a video for you anon. The pic in the OP sums up the whole video. If you really care which specific websites the illunimati tracks your every move through then that's up to you. If you're on the internet you've already lost that game.

>>212572315 (OP)
it's not scary because there are no stakes, the moon has already destroyed the earth and your an astronaut with limited resources anyway who would be wiped out by the shrapnel from the moon hitting the earth hours before any of the other planers get you

>>212572315 (OP)

>>212584084
Upload the video to 4chan or buy an ad if you are just here to keep advertising other sites instead.

>>212572315 (OP)
They forgot its eyes

>>212572315 (OP)

>>212584114

>>212584204
How do you stop him?

>>212575497
RUN COWARD
I HUNGER

Been done

>>212572315 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I would listen, because that's what no one else did.

>>212578984
I'm pretty sure that's what happens in that Monument Mythos series

>>212584352
By firing my lazor

>>212572518

I'm not overexaggerating when I'm saying this is one of the scariest videos I've ever seen

Once you really get it, it gives you nightmares, possibly scariest thing since the backrooms

>>212584461

>summon giga femboy bf to swing at it with his cock

If you want real cosmic horror involving the moon watch the Local 58 series on youtube.

>>212584335
>she is a god wyrm
>she is an elder god
this implies the existence of nubile fuckable younger dragons who this wyrm seethes over

>>212572518
lmao that looks so fucking stupid

>>212573353
No it won't. You think China has ipad kids? They're just gonna swarm in and take over in 30 years when the west LITERALLY has no competent people below the age of 50.

>>212585250
not gay but wouldn't mind a huge cock femboy/trans as my gf

>>212585651
Good.

>>212572315 (OP)
nukes

>>212582308
Shut the fuck up Ben

>>212585820
nukes wouldn't even flinch an astral body dumbass

>>212572315 (OP)
Skipidi Toilet and The Moon Woke Up are the peak of zoomer culture.

>>212572315 (OP)
that's easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDufAnhg3o&list=RDeTDufAnhg3o&start_radio=1&ab_channel=LOZ%26Nature

>>212572518
>doesn't end with the earth waking up and biting him back
it's shit.

>>212572315 (OP)
>>212572518
Lars already did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNy71RBINU

unironically those old ass majora's mask commercials were scarier then this.

only good one is Crusader Probe Mission

>>212572315 (OP)

>>212584139
keep crying about it